1 00:00:00,618 --> 00:00:02,502 Hi. My name is Mark. 2 00:00:02,502 --> 00:00:05,193 You know, there's a lot of One Direction fan fiction out there, 3 00:00:05,193 --> 00:00:08,455 but it seems like all the stuff I've read is written by girls. 4 00:00:08,455 --> 00:00:10,900 Which is great, you know, I'm not knocking girls. 5 00:00:10,900 --> 00:00:14,476 Theyre...girls. 6 00:00:14,476 --> 00:00:18,744 But, I just thought it was about time there was some 1D fan fic written by a dude. 7 00:00:18,744 --> 00:00:22,579 Which...I'm one - dude. 8 00:00:22,579 --> 00:00:24,802 So, that's what I did. 9 00:00:24,802 --> 00:00:27,388 And then, I animated it. 10 00:00:28,204 --> 00:00:31,049 Good morning. Y'all ready to order? 11 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:32,626 I'll have the French Toast, please. 12 00:00:32,626 --> 00:00:34,557 I'll have the sausage biscuit, please. 13 00:00:34,557 --> 00:00:36,858 I'll have the tacos, please. 14 00:00:36,858 --> 00:00:37,666 Harry! 15 00:00:37,666 --> 00:00:39,889 What? It's my favorite food! 16 00:00:39,889 --> 00:00:41,527 Tacos are not for breakfast! 17 00:00:41,527 --> 00:00:44,929 They are now. Introducing Tac-O's. 18 00:00:44,929 --> 00:00:47,614 It's meat-, cheese- and lettuce-flavored O's 19 00:00:47,614 --> 00:00:49,184 in a tortilla bowl. 20 00:00:49,184 --> 00:00:50,130 That's disgusting. 21 00:00:50,130 --> 00:00:52,979 It even makes the milk tastes like tacos. 22 00:00:52,979 --> 00:00:54,587 That's even disgusting-er. 23 00:00:54,587 --> 00:00:56,148 That's not even a word. 24 00:00:56,148 --> 00:00:56,979 Hi guys. 25 00:00:56,979 --> 00:00:57,971 [ALL] Hello, Zayn. 26 00:00:57,971 --> 00:00:59,148 Whoa, new hairdo! 27 00:00:59,148 --> 00:01:01,094 Yeah, what'ya think? 28 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:02,923 It's...uh... 29 00:01:02,923 --> 00:01:05,977 It's...quite steep. 30 00:01:05,977 --> 00:01:08,575 Bit like a...ski jump. 31 00:01:08,575 --> 00:01:11,644 Which I guess is what you were going for? 32 00:01:11,644 --> 00:01:13,386 [PHONE RINGS] 33 00:01:13,386 --> 00:01:14,861 1D! Come in, 1D! 34 00:01:14,861 --> 00:01:16,814 Oh look! A call from Psymon. 35 00:01:16,814 --> 00:01:18,391 It's an emergency, boys! 36 00:01:18,391 --> 00:01:20,386 Report to 1D HQ ASAP. 37 00:01:20,386 --> 00:01:22,332 No time for breakfast, lads. 38 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:24,276 The world needs our help! 39 00:01:31,276 --> 00:01:33,761 One Direction, thanks goodness you're here! 40 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:35,845 What seems to be the trouble, Psymon? 41 00:01:35,845 --> 00:01:37,745 It doesn't look good, boys. 42 00:01:37,745 --> 00:01:39,845 What doesn't look good? Oh, Zayn's new hairdo? 43 00:01:39,845 --> 00:01:41,068 Niall! -[LAUGHS] What? 44 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:42,507 I will mess you up! 45 00:01:42,507 --> 00:01:45,177 Mess me up? Oh, like your hairdresser messed up your hair? 46 00:01:45,177 --> 00:01:46,446 Oh, it is ON! 47 00:01:46,446 --> 00:01:48,592 Oh! Ow! Ow! Stop it! Oh! 48 00:01:48,592 --> 00:01:50,759 It's on like Donkey Kong. -What? 49 00:01:50,759 --> 00:01:53,659 Boys! Boys! The world is in it's hour of need. 50 00:01:53,659 --> 00:01:55,682 We cannot afford to squabble over [ ]. 51 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:57,223 Why, what's up, Psymon? 52 00:01:57,223 --> 00:01:59,431 Yeah what's up, besides Zayn's hair? 53 00:01:59,431 --> 00:02:01,438 'cause that's really up, isn't it? 54 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:02,677 It's like weeeesh! 55 00:02:02,677 --> 00:02:03,546 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 56 00:02:03,546 --> 00:02:05,461 Reports are coming in all over town. 57 00:02:05,461 --> 00:02:07,638 Pussycats are going missing by the thousands! 58 00:02:07,638 --> 00:02:10,400 Oh, no! What a catastrophe! 59 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:15,404 Or should I say, CAT-astrophe? 60 00:02:15,404 --> 00:02:17,611 Ooh! -No, you shouldn't. -[FALSETTO] OK. 61 00:02:17,611 --> 00:02:20,711 We just need to get out there and help people find their pussycats. 62 00:02:20,711 --> 00:02:22,503 It may not be as simple as that. 63 00:02:22,503 --> 00:02:25,576 We have reason to believe Lord Faptaguise is behind this. 64 00:02:25,576 --> 00:02:27,045 [ALL] Lord Faptaguise? 65 00:02:27,045 --> 00:02:28,776 But we defeated him in the Battle of Zindalor. 66 00:02:28,776 --> 00:02:29,814 Well, he's back! 67 00:02:29,814 --> 00:02:32,914 And we all know how much Lord Faptaguise hates pussycats. 68 00:02:32,914 --> 00:02:37,999 So the pussycats didn't just go missing, they've been kidnapped. 69 00:02:37,999 --> 00:02:42,020 Or, should I say, CAT-napped? 70 00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:45,116 cat-, catnipped, yes? 71 00:02:46,339 --> 00:02:47,239 No. 72 00:02:47,239 --> 00:02:48,001 [FALSETTO] Sorry. 73 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,939 So, where is Lord Fapatguise? 74 00:02:49,939 --> 00:02:53,178 His dreaded tank fortress, the Rap-o-Sphere has been spotted 75 00:02:53,178 --> 00:02:54,816 on the outskirts of town... 76 00:02:54,816 --> 00:02:55,506 Good. 77 00:02:55,506 --> 00:02:56,481 ...heading East. 78 00:02:56,481 --> 00:02:57,965 Toward the Dimensional Gate. 79 00:02:57,965 --> 00:02:59,788 Yes! We must act swiftly! 80 00:02:59,788 --> 00:03:01,807 If the Rap-o-Sphere escapes to another dimension 81 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:04,761 with the pussycats on board, we will never see them again. 82 00:03:04,761 --> 00:03:05,984 So, what's the plan? 83 00:03:05,984 --> 00:03:09,268 Liam, Niall and Zayn: you three must infiltrate the Rap-o-Sphere 84 00:03:09,268 --> 00:03:10,999 and found your way to the Control Room. 85 00:03:10,999 --> 00:03:13,499 It no doubt will be heavily guarded by guards. 86 00:03:13,499 --> 00:03:15,759 Niall and Zayn, you must eliminate them, 87 00:03:15,759 --> 00:03:18,267 allowing Liam to gain access to the Control Room. 88 00:03:18,267 --> 00:03:20,456 Easy! -Piece of pudding! -What? 89 00:03:20,456 --> 00:03:22,156 Liam, once inside the Control Room, 90 00:03:22,156 --> 00:03:24,266 you must hack into the Security Terminal, 91 00:03:24,266 --> 00:03:26,166 and open the prison cell doors. 92 00:03:26,166 --> 00:03:28,470 Hey! I'm on it like Donkey Konit. 93 00:03:28,470 --> 00:03:30,533 What? No, wait. What? 94 00:03:30,533 --> 00:03:32,679 Just open the cell doors? 95 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:34,915 But who's going to round up all the pussycats 96 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:36,369 and get them out of there? 97 00:03:36,369 --> 00:03:39,176 Yes, all the pussys. That's where you come in, Harry. 98 00:03:39,176 --> 00:03:40,076 You're telling me. 99 00:03:40,076 --> 00:03:42,268 You must go deep into the Marmitian Swamp, 100 00:03:42,268 --> 00:03:45,076 and seek the help of an old knight named Paul. 101 00:03:45,076 --> 00:03:48,591 He will teach you the ancient art of retrieving pussycats. 102 00:03:48,591 --> 00:03:51,091 I don't need help, I can do it alone. 103 00:03:51,091 --> 00:03:53,132 No you can't, Harry. That's why you and Louis 104 00:03:53,132 --> 00:03:54,925 will seek out Sir Paul together. 105 00:03:54,925 --> 00:03:57,225 Only with teamwork, can you save all the pussycats - 106 00:03:57,225 --> 00:03:58,971 including your own! 107 00:03:58,971 --> 00:04:01,932 Oh no, Molly! Did they get Molly? 108 00:04:02,948 --> 00:04:04,717 I thought his name was Dusty? 109 00:04:04,726 --> 00:04:07,069 Depends which web site you read.