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Spartans

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Bắt đầu đê

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Cho những thằng dân văn phòng quèn này

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ai là "cứng" nhất

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Sai lầm lớn nhất

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mà bọn mày từng làm

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Tao sẽ ném bọn mày như trái lựu đạn

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Tao sẽ dẫm vào mặt bọn mày

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với đôi sandals của sự phẫn nộ

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và tối nay

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bọn tao sẽ vần trong địa ngục

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bọn fan của mày chỉ là lũ béo vô dụng

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ngồi trên máy tính

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quay tay chơi game

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tự cho mình

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first person shooters (tự hiểu là quay tay)

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giáp của mày cứng đấy

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nhưng cơ bụng tao còn cứng hơn

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mày đang ở khu của tao rồi chief

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đây

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là

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Sparta

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không nhanh thế đâu

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Cortana nói mày là thằng Hy lạp (lừa đảo)

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Nên sao mày không nhét mấy cái từ này

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vào đít của mày

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bọn họ xây đài tưởng niệm cho những tội lỗi của tao

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Mày là người lính mà bọn nó cần mày phải trở thành

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Mày tuổi gì mà đòi ăn tao

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ngay cả chữ ký của tao phát âm MC(?)

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Trong lúc mày và quân của mày

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đang cắm cọc trong 1 cái hẻm nui

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làm 1 chiến dịch vào nhà mày

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và cho hoàng hậu của mày

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khẩu súng plasma của tao

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bọn nó nên ném vần của mày

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xuống khỏi vực núi bởi nó quá yếu đuối

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mày sẽ không hưởng thụ điều này đâu

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nhưng nó sẽ kết thúc nhanh thôi

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ha

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tao còn đánh nhau căng hơn

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với đứa con 6 tuối của tao

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tao đâu cần hỏa lực

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khi tao có những khẩu "súng" này

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Tao là Vua

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mày ngủ trong 1 cái tủ lạnh ngoài vũ trụ

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Tao sẽ nhìn vào mắt mày

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nhưng mày quá đĩ

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để có thế lộ mặt

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mày có tình cảnh khó xử khi không có áo đó

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Fabio Flintstone

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kế hoạch của mày bị đảo lộn

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bởi 1 thằng gù lưng không có hội chứng

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300 cái đít cần phải đá vào

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cho nhiều teabags(cứ đứng lên ngồi xuống vào xác chết trong mấy game FPS) hơn lipton

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nên sao mày không ngậm sủa

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ngón trỏ của tao đang ngứa đây

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ai thắng?

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ai tiếp theo?

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