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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.00,0:00:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spartans
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.00,0:00:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let's start this
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.00,0:00:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,show this petty officer
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.00,0:00:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who's the hardest
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.00,0:00:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the biggest mistake
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.00,0:00:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you've ever made
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.00,0:00:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll toss you like a frag grenade
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.00,0:00:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll stomp you in the face
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.00,0:00:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with my sandals enraged
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.00,0:00:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and tonight
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.00,0:00:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we shall rhyme in the shade
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.00,0:00:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your puny fans are fat nerds
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.00,0:00:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on computers
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.00,0:00:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,jerking off to games
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.00,0:00:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,giving themselves
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.00,0:00:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,first person shooters
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.00,0:00:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your armor's hard
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.00,0:00:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but my abs are harder
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.00,0:00:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're in my hood now Chief
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.00,0:00:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.00,0:00:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.00,0:00:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sparta
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.00,0:00:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not so fast
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.00,0:00:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cortana says you're Greek
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.00,0:00:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so why don't you stick these lyrics
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.00,0:00:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up your ass
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.00,0:00:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they built a monument to my sins
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.00,0:00:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're the soldier they need you to be
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.00,0:00:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ain't no way that you can beat me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.00,0:00:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even my initials spell MC
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.00,0:00:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while you and your companions
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.00,0:01:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were all camping in a canyon
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.00,0:01:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,took a campaign to your house
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.00,0:01:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and showed your Queen
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.00,0:01:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my plasma cannon
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.00,0:01:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they shoulda thrown your rhymes
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.00,0:01:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,over the cliff because they're sickly
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.00,0:01:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you will not enjoy this
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.00,0:01:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it will be over quickly
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.00,0:01:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ha
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.00,0:01:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've had better battles
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.00,0:01:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with my six year old son
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.00,0:01:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't need fire power
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.00,0:01:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I'm rocking these guns
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.00,0:01:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm King
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.00,0:01:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you sleep in a freezer in outer space
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.00,0:01:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd look you in the eyes
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.00,0:01:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you're too much of a bitch
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.00,0:01:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to show your face
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.00,0:01:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you got a bad case of no shirt
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.00,0:01:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there Fabio Flintstone
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.00,0:01:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your whole plan got messed up
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.00,0:01:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by a hunch back with down syndrome
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.00,0:01:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,300 asses need a kicking
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.00,0:01:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,give more teabags than Lipton
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.00,0:01:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so why don't you quit your bitching
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.00,0:01:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my trigger finger's itching
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.00,0:01:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who won?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.00,0:01:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who's next?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.00,0:01:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you decide