Episode 4: "The Ashes"
- I know I'm dying
so I want my ashes to be given to my nephew, Ludovico
- OF course, Mr. Severino
- All I ask is for him to live with my ashes for 2 days
since we were never able to do it before
If he does that, I'll leave him my mansion, all my fortune and my companies' assets
Otherwise, everything will come to be under control of my ex-associate,
Mr. Camerino
Did you get that, Mr. notary?
- Your last wish will be executed exactly as you dictated
- Mr. Severino! Mr. Severino!
- Go! Go! Go!
- Well, finally the useless things your mother gave us
serve some purpose
- At least she gives us gifts
But yours...
- I don't know how you got me involved in this
- I got you involved??
- It was YOUR idea to help Mr. Camerino organize
this garage sale
- Of course, we have to do something to make him realize that you exist!
- Hey, my uncle Severino gave me this watch
I wonder what ever happened to him
- C'mon, what value could this old watch have?
- It's not about that, it's about the sentimental value
- What became of my uncle?
- Hello?
Dead!
- Who?! Who died?!
- The phone
- It's disconnected, you brainless!
- Hello?
- Mr. Ludovico P.Lush?
I'm your uncle Severino's lawyer
I need to see you here at my office
- It's very important
- Of course. Where?
Got the address. I'm on my way
- I'm leaving, I'll be back later
- Bye honey!
- I love you, too
- Whoo hoo! Didn't know you were so affectionate
- Martina, as a woman I have so much to give
- Really?
- Yes, I have so much to give to the charity garage sale
- Hey, this is the stuff Ludovio adores
- I know. That's why this donation is more valuable
It would be so easy for me to donate my fur coat
or my jewels that I don't really care about
But it's much more valuable to donate this stuff that Ludovico...and I adore
- But they're just antiques
- So much the better.
Ludovico will have to buy new antiques
Christy: Blindus Neighborus
- Aah! I stepped on your dog!
- Don't worry, we're renovating the apartment
- Great idea. I'd love to do the same with mine
- That's what friends are for, Christy.
You can donate whatever you don't use to Mr. Camerino's charity garage sale
- Mr. Camerino? That magnate, business man who owns half of P.Lush City?
- That's him
At Notary's Office
- So, you're the universal heir of your uncle's fortune and his companies
- I see
- Can I get it in $20 bills and the rest in small change?
- Sir, before taking possession of his fortune
You have to know that his last wish was that
you lived next to his ashes for 2 days
If you can do this and return it without a missing ounce
You can receive the entire fortune
Otherwise, everything will go to Mr. Camerino's hands, his ex-associate
- For 2 days? That's easy
It'll be like having an ash tray in the car
- Alright, see you in 2 days with the ashes
- Count on that! Thanks!
- Christy, this wardrobe is useless
- But we just bought it
- Hey, that's a fridg...
- No! Don't worry. I'll get rid of it
and get you a new one that's less cold
- Thanks, my friend
Do you want to check the drawers and take
everything you think I don't need?
- You have good taste for that
- I'll take everything that's useless
Like this trunk. It looks awful here
- Shoot! Rigo stores his important stuff there
- Is that what he's told you?
No wonder! That's how men refer to their double life
I'm sure those are souvenirs from his other lovers
Important stuff! ha!
- Double life? My beloved Rigo?
- Yes! They make us believe they only think of us
But then they get a trunk that use like a trophy full of things they got from other women
Tell me about it!
- Rigo needs to learn a lesson
- Federica! Honey! You won't believe this!
- I'll leave my uncle's ashes here
Meanwhile, I'll go yell at my stingy, annoying boss that I'm quitting
I'll take the stairs
Rigo: Christy's husbandus. Also blindus.
- Rigo, I need to talk to you directly, face-to-face
- Face-to-face? Go ahead
- Do you keep secrets from me?
- Secrets?
But you know I have eyes for nobody but you
You know all my faults and virtues
- So, you wouldn't mind if I go through your stuff
to take what you don't use and donate it
to Mr. Camerino's garage sale?
- Mr. Camerino? That magnate, business man who owns half of P.Lush City?
Do as you see fit
Just don't touch my trunk
I have important stuff there
"I'm sure it's the souvenirs from other women"
- You'll see, Rigo, you'll...you'll pay for this
Meanwhile...
- Let's go to the bedroom
We'll go through Ludovico's drawers
- The dirty clothes just go dirtier
Where do I put it? Oh there!
- Coming! Coming!
- Excelsa, is my sister Federica at home?
- Ma'am, the spinster's looking for you
- What's all this mess?
- Don't know. I guess they'll be donated to Mr. Camerino's garage sale
- Mr. Camerino? That magnate, business man who owns half of P.Lush City?
Hello?
Yes, mom
- Of course I didn't forget about your birthday mom!
In fact, I just bought your gift
I'm on my way
- Excelsa, I'm leaving. Tell my sis I had to leave
- Hey, that box is for the garage sale! Hey!
- Where's my sister Lucrecia?
- The spinster? She's gone
She just came to get the big ash tray
- Which one?
- It was there, next to the garage sale stuff
- I just came to tell you that I quit!
And you won't get a cent from me for your charity!
I hope I never see you again!
- Assistant, an employee just left
Please don't let him quit...fire him first!!
- Look I bought you this silver box
It's so valuable
But for your birthday, I don't mind spending
- Very pretty, my daughter, thanks so much
I'm sure your father forgot about it
- What?! You let her take my trunk?!
- You're getting upset, now?
You just need an excuse to get mad
- All my souvenirs were there!
- And I thought I knew you!
But I'm so stupid!
Leading a double life?
I don't know why I didn't see that before
- But I have eyes for nobody but you
- Shut up! Don't want to see you ever again
- My son and I are sick of your double life!
- Come here, baby, little Rigo
- You soiled the diaper again
You stink worse than your father
- What a pretty box
- Congratulations honey!!
- You remembered!
Those memory pills, they're working for Alz Heimer
- How could I ever forget?
I asked you to be my girlfriend on your birthday, and you accepted
- Aah! Our anniversary. That's right
- Of course! I...I... got this for you
- It's so valuable, but anything for you
- Thanks so much, why did you bother?
- Because it's our anniversary, right?
- Hi grandpa!
- Who's this?
- Ludoviquito, your grandson?
- Which one are you?
- Ahh, Ludoviquito. Hi grandson!
- You promised you would give me gift if I got good grades, remember?
- Huh? Give me another pill
Yes, I remember about the gift
- Today I got my best grade ever!
- You got A+?
- Nah! Only nerds get A+
I got C+, my best grade ever!
When do I get my gift?
- Of course, I got it right here
I'll bring it later
- Thanks!
- Where's the couch? What happened here?
- I redecorated the apartment, with Federica's help
- Just what I needed
Besides leading a double life
You show up drunk! It's not even 6 pm
- Losing your souvenirs hurt you that much?
- Djunk?
- You see? You can't even talk clearly
- Hodey, I sweath I not djunk
- I would never have imagined this
The things you have to see!
We'll go see what's in your trunk, right now!
- This trunk's beautiful
- Yes, amazing
That's why I took it, they don't enjoy it
- I wonder what's inside
Let's open it - Yes!
- I'm at home. I have to tell something!
I went to see Mr. Camerino and I yelled to him that I was quitting...
- Look at this! Rigo has pictures of women!
- Let me see
These women are his grandma, his aunt and his mom
- But they're women, right!
- And very old!
But it's his family
I'm not talking about that, all I said is that Rigo had pics of women
Did I lie?
- No, but I think you're exaggerating a little
- So, you were jealous of my grandma and my aunt, huh?
- Rigo, I'm sorry, this will never happen again
- That's alright
I know that jealousy makes you blind
Come here honey!
- I love you
- I love you, too
- You're so tall now
3 hours later...
- You're so fast
- Yeah, yeah, where's my gift?
- What gift?
I got you
Here it is
- Oops. Where am I? Who am I?
I'd better go home
Oh gosh! Do I even have a home?
Aah, I tricked myself
- Wow! What a cool gift!
I'll put my tarantulas in here when I go to school
- Move! Move!
- Did I sprinkle cinnamon powder on the cookies?
- That's right! I quit! You wanna know why?!
- Why??!!
- Because I felt like it
And also because our life is about to change
- Are you leaving home? That's the only way my life would change
- Don't talk to me like that, Federica.
The difference between being poor and millionaire is in this bag!
- Not for me, not for me
- You have the winning ticket for the PlushLottery?
- Not at all
Hmm, Excelsa, these cookies are delicious
- Super delicious
- They have family taste
- My uncle Severino would die to get one of these cookies
Oh, we were talking about my uncle
- Yes, what does your uncle have to do with you quitting your job, you nitwit?
- I quit because of him!
- You hear that, Martina?
If his uncle tells him to throw himself out the window, he'll do it
- I'm so relieved my Flavio is not a donkey like you, Ludovico
- As I was saying, the best surprise I've ever received is in this bag
This is what's going to change my life!
- That's no surprise.
You always wear your wife's bras
- Where's my uncle! My uncle!
- He wouldn't fit there!
- I mean his ashes. He passed away yesterday
The lawyer told me that if I kept the ashes for 2 days
I'd get his entire fortune!
The ash was in the little, silver box
Just like that one!
- Don't even look at me
I know nothing about the ashes that fell by accident on the cookies
- With all that money, anyone would've tried to make cookies for him
You uncle really had a good taste
- Hurry up, baby.
You need to fill up this box with ashes by tomorrow
- I'm so dizzy
- You're not doing it right
- Maybe we'll fill it up with this
- But they'll see the butts
- Not at all
- There's gum in there!
- It's mine, sorry.
- C'mon!
Bring him a drink
Community Service:
This man was found around the tolerance zone of P.Lush City
He states he doesn't remember his name, age, sex, physical traits or hair color.
If you recognize him, tell his relatives that
they have to pay the bill at The Red P.Lush Bar
He owes 27 beers, the fee for 4 strip dancers and 2 private lap dances.