WEBVTT 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Balloon? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mommy, can I get one? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Of course! Thank you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Five euros, please 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Thank you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Excuse me, the receipt? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ehm..no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No? Well, then no thank you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No! No! Leave the pigeons alone! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, let him play 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Are you joking? You don't know the kind of diseases they carry, the cryptochroctosis, it's disgusting!...And the spergillosis? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Beautiful, isn't it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Milan, the huge Milan 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You'll see Silvia, our lives are going to change! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who's that? Oh, It's Mario! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mario? Guess where we are!...What? Look, I cannot talk right now, I'll call you tonight, ok? Bye 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What's going on? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Troubles at work? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No...don't worry! Optimism, Silvia, optimism! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Gross! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Motherfu... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Whatever.. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What do you mean you cannot do anything about it? It's 15 years I have been working there! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come on, you promised to me! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You knew I cared about that! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well...whatever...ok, I understand, I get it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Let me tell you it is not fair, though. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well...ok, bye Mario! Bye 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 SHOES! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 TV talking 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They refused to transfer me to Milan 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A...disabled person overtook me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So, one needs to be handicapped to go and live in Milan now? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, but they have priority...it's fair, come on 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes, but wasn't your friend 'I-will-sort-everything-out" Mario going to help you in this? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How long have I been telling you that Mario is 'chaparan'? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Daddy! What does 'chaparan' mean? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, it means he goes aftere rats...I mean, that he's good for nothing 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 With everything you have done for him! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It is not like that, it is not Mario's fault, it is not my fault, it is nobody's fault! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Daddy, we are not going to Milan anymore, are we? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Calm down! We are still going to go to the American school 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Your MOTHER is going to bring you there anyway, because if it was up to your father... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and then you will go to university in Milan, you will become a lawyer, you'll get married, and then you'll buy a house, in Milan, in the center! In Piazza Duomo! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ....or he can stay here and marry Pina 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Pina? And who's that? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The daughter of the pizza man at 'Lo Scoglio' 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Look, Pina is not ugly at all! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And do you know how much does the father have in the bank? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It can be an eligible girl! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Fish-fingers! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Fish fingers again? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How does Pina look? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 She looks like a monster, daddy 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mario! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Are you crazy? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Has anybody seen you coming in? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Have you talked to anybody? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We work at the post office, not at the CIA 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't speak loud, I am risking a lot! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What? What are you risking, I didn't even get the job! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have been working my ass off for 15 years in this company 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't scream like this or we are fucked! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mario. Please help me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Silvia is not even talking to me anymore 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Listen, there is another available site in Milan, the present director will retire in a month time 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It is perfect! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shhhhh!!!! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I must get that place! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't speak loudly, fuck! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Here we go 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Here we go what? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shh! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Is that him? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Is it the boss? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shut up! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, no I am not busy 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ok, very well...shhh 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, I was not ssshhhing you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The boss wants to see me, get the hell out of here! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...And if we put on the application that I am handicapped? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Are you crazy?! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why? What do I have to lose? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If that comes out, I will be in trouble, but you'll be dead 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Whatever.. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm coming 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Thank you doctor....goodbye 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am going to prepare a good soup with carrots and butter and a little bit of pork 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Guys! Excuse me! Couples on the other side, please.. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Take him down! Block him! Struck him! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Stop! He's my husband! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I got the transfer! To Milan! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Are we going to Milan..? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Really? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Excuse me Director! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Tell me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There is an inspector who is looking for you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 An inspector? Which inspector? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 From the higher administration 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 he says it is regarding your transfer 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ehm....let him wait...five minutes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 To Milan! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shit! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shit, I had to try it first... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Noooo! Nooo! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Good morning 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Good morning 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am Alberto Colombo 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 did you want to see me? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I just wanted to get some details with respect to your transfer 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do you need help? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh no, it's the kids, they always make jokes....they like to pierce the wheels 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Here we go. Have a sit, please 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What can I do for you? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How long have you been disabled for? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, it is not easy for me to talk about this, but 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I was very young 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And the memory is blurred 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Going with my mind through those memories is terrible 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A muscular spasm 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ok, it is gone. Tell me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mr. Colombo, there have been two applications filed under your name 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A recent one, for a person with limited mobility 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ..and another one dated three months ago, for a walking person 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Is it the same person Mr. Colombo? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes, it was me who filed these applications 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The one I filed as a healthy person.. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have done it.. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Because...I wanted my wanted my application to be... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...considered as equal as everybody else's 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It is important for us disabled 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 to see in the eyes of people like you, normal people, something that goes beyond simple pity 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It is very honorable 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Thank you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But if this will count against my transfer, I.. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, no, it is only a general but necessary verification of your status 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you know, we often have to deal with fake applications 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 of people who want to go to Milan 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh yeah? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes, it happens often 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shameful 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But this is not your case mr. Colombo 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you'll be just fine in Milan 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Thank you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, I won't going to bother you more with this 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, you are not bothering me at all 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, goodbye mr... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Goodbye.. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mario, please.. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We are friends.. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Friends? Friends?! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am not friend with an asshole who pretends to be handicapped 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I know, I did it for Silvia 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I shouln't have 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Sit down.. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I regret it Mario 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Sit down 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alberto: I have a good news and a bad news 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am suspended, am I not? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Worse 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Fired? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Worse still 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Worse than fired, what is it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Transferred 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 to the South 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 South like Bologna? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Not Bologna, south south 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't tell me Rome, you know I dislike Rome 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, don't worry, it is not Rome, it's much more South 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Sicily?! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, before Sicily there is Campania 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You have been transferred close to Naples 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Naples? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But it is horrifying, Mario! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You'll start this coming Monday 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What do you mean Monday? I have no light clothes, no place to sleep.. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Look, we offer accommodation for the director of the post office 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But where are you sending me exactly? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Castellabbate 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Castellabbate? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well...what's the good news? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I just told you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And the bad one? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You're gonna stay there for two years 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Two years? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Minimum 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Two years in Naples? Mario.. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Look Alberto, either the South, or you get fired because of big responsabilities 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Two years in Naples? I will die 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now! Go..go..I am sorry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mario you cannot do this to me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Help me! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alberto, I don't know what else to do 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mario! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mr. Director 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Good morning, come on in 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hi Honey 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hi love 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hi Daddy! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hi Chicco! Are we eating yet? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes, everything is ready! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Look, what a shame, the beautiful house I had found next to my parents' 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My mom has written down all the names in the intercom and she wrote them down 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Esposito, Coppola, Wanga, Ahmed, Beretta, Gargiulo, and Capuozzo 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now, apart from Beretta, they all look like names from the Equator 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so it's better than we let go and look for another place 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't worry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They are not sending me to Milan anymore 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So, dinner? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What does that mean, that another handicapped took us over? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They found something much much better 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ah, and where? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 To 'Chateu de la Bait' 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Where? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Castellabbate 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A smiling city next to.. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ...Naples 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Extraordinary 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What did say? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Extraordinary 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Before 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Smiling city 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 After 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Next to Naples 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Naples?! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 In order to get the place in Milan 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I pretended to be disabled 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You pretended to be..? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What an assh.. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I can't believe I married such a... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Such a... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Chicco! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Asshole! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You are going there alone! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Put it in your head: you're going alone! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Chicco! Pajamas! To bed! Let's go! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What an asshole.. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mommy, I am scared of Chateau le Bait 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Illustruous Academy of Gorgonzola 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I declare mr. Petazzoni 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Illustruous Academic of Gorgonzola D.O.C. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Lower Italy is such a bad thing 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I know it because my mother, when I was young, she was getting fucked by a Teru'! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 By who? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A redneck 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The problem over there is that they are all rednecks, men, women, children 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 everybody is a redneck 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 also the animals,cats are redneck, dogs are redneck, the cows, the chickens, the veals are all redneck 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and they only speak Teru' 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and you don't understand anything 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 when you think you have understood something, you realize they are fooling around with you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 in front of you, they are all nice, and good, as they say, they are 'hospitable' 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but they are really all from Camorra 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Moreover, I suffered from the heat 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Is it hot? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Winter so so, but during the summer the sun goes up up until 39, 40 degrees 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So you think inside it would be colder 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 50 degrees instead! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Is it hotter inside than outside? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes, because they have shitty house made out of shit over 30 years ago 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How is life over there? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, it is hard, those who live good are with the Camorra 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 they live good, but the rest is all poor 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 As they say,'you see Naples and then you die' 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes, you die murdered 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999