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Balloon?

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Mommy, can I get one?

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Of course! Thank you

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Five euros, please

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Thank you

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Excuse me, the receipt?

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Ehm..no

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No? Well, then no thank you

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No! No! Leave the pigeons alone!

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Oh, let him play

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Are you joking? You don't know the kind of diseases they carry, the cryptochroctosis, it's disgusting!...And the spergillosis?

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Beautiful, isn't it?

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Milan, the huge Milan

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You'll see Silvia, our lives are going to change!

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Who's that? Oh, It's Mario!

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Mario? Guess where we are!...What? Look, I cannot talk right now, I'll call you tonight, ok? Bye

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What's going on?

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Troubles at work?

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No...don't worry! Optimism, Silvia, optimism!

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Gross!

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Motherfu...

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Whatever..

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What do you mean you cannot do anything about it? It's 15 years I have been working there!

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Come on, you promised to me!

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You knew I cared about that!

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Well...whatever...ok, I understand, I get it.

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Let me tell you it is not fair, though.

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Well...ok, bye Mario! Bye

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SHOES!

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TV talking

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What?

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They refused to transfer me to Milan

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What?

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A...disabled person overtook me

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So, one needs to be handicapped to go and live in Milan now?

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No, but they have priority...it's fair, come on

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Yes, but wasn't your friend 'I-will-sort-everything-out" Mario going to help you in this?

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How long have I been telling you that Mario is 'chaparan'?

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Daddy! What does 'chaparan' mean?

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Well, it means he goes aftere rats...I mean, that he's good for nothing

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With everything you have done for him!

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It is not like that, it is not Mario's fault, it is not my fault, it is nobody's fault!

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Daddy, we are not going to Milan anymore, are we?

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Calm down! We are still going to go to the American school

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Your MOTHER is going to bring you there anyway, because if it was up to your father...

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and then you will go to university in Milan, you will become a lawyer, you'll get married, and then you'll buy a house, in Milan, in the center! In Piazza Duomo!

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....or he can stay here and marry Pina

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Pina? And who's that?

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The daughter of the pizza man at 'Lo Scoglio'

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Look, Pina is not ugly at all!

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And do you know how much does the father have in the bank?

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It can be an eligible girl!

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Fish-fingers!

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Fish fingers again?

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How does Pina look?

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She looks like a monster, daddy

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Mario!

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Are you crazy?

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Has anybody seen you coming in?

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Have you talked to anybody?

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We work at the post office, not at the CIA

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Don't speak loud, I am risking a lot!

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What? What are you risking, I didn't even get the job!

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I have been working my ass off for 15 years in this company

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Don't scream like this or we are fucked!

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Mario. Please help me

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Silvia is not even talking to me anymore

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Listen, there is another available site in Milan, the present director will retire in a month time

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It is perfect!

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Shhhhh!!!!

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I must get that place!

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Don't speak loudly, fuck!

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Here we go

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Here we go what?

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Shh!

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Is that him?

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Is it the boss?

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Shut up!

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Yes?

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No, no I am not busy

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Ok, very well...shhh

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No, I was not ssshhhing you

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The boss wants to see me, get the hell out of here!

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...And if we put on the application that I am handicapped?

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Are you crazy?!

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Why? What do I have to lose?

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If that comes out, I will be in trouble, but you'll be dead

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Whatever..

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I'm coming

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Thank you doctor....goodbye

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I am going to prepare a good soup with carrots and butter and a little bit of pork

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Guys! Excuse me! Couples on the other side, please..

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Take him down! Block him! Struck him!

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Stop! He's my husband!

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I got the transfer! To Milan!

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Are we going to Milan..?

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Yes!

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Really?

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Excuse me Director!

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Tell me

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There is an inspector who is looking for you

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An inspector? Which inspector?

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From the higher administration

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he says it is regarding your transfer

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Ehm....let him wait...five minutes

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To Milan!

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Shit!

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Shit, I had to try it first...

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Noooo! Nooo!

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Good morning

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Good morning

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I am Alberto Colombo

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did you want to see me?

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I just wanted to get some details with respect to your transfer

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Do you need help?

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Oh no, it's the kids, they always make jokes....they like to pierce the wheels

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Here we go. Have a sit, please

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What can I do for you?

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How long have you been disabled for?

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Well, it is not easy for me to talk about this, but

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I was very young

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And the memory is blurred

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Going with my mind through those memories is terrible

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A muscular spasm

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Ok, it is gone. Tell me

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Mr. Colombo, there have been two applications filed under your name

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A recent one, for a person with limited mobility

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..and another one dated three months ago, for a walking person

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Is it the same person Mr. Colombo?

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Yes, it was me who filed these applications

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The one I filed as a healthy person..

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I have done it..

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Because...I wanted my wanted my application to be...

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...considered as equal as everybody else's

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It is important for us disabled

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to see in the eyes of people like you, normal people, something that goes beyond simple pity

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It is very honorable

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Thank you

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But if this will count against my transfer, I..

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No, no, it is only a general but necessary verification of your status

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you know, we often have to deal with fake applications

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of people who want to go to Milan

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Oh yeah?

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Yes, it happens often

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Shameful

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But this is not your case mr. Colombo

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you'll be just fine in Milan

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Thank you

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Well, I won't going to bother you more with this

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Oh, you are not bothering me at all

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Well, goodbye mr...

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Goodbye..

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Mario, please..

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We are friends..

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Friends? Friends?!

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I am not friend with an asshole who pretends to be handicapped

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I know, I did it for Silvia

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I shouln't have

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Sit down..

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I regret it Mario

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Sit down

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Alberto: I have a good news and a bad news

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I am suspended, am I not?

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Worse

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Fired?

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Worse still

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Worse than fired, what is it?

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Transferred

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to the South

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South like Bologna?

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Not Bologna, south south

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Don't tell me Rome, you know I dislike Rome

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No, don't worry, it is not Rome, it's much more South

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Sicily?!

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No, before Sicily there is Campania

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You have been transferred close to Naples

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Naples?

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But it is horrifying, Mario!

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You'll start this coming Monday

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What do you mean Monday? I have no light clothes, no place to sleep..

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Look, we offer accommodation for the director of the post office

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But where are you sending me exactly?

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Castellabbate

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Castellabbate?

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Well...what's the good news?

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I just told you

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And the bad one?

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You're gonna stay there for two years

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Two years?

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Minimum

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Two years in Naples? Mario..

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Look Alberto, either the South, or you get fired because of big responsabilities

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Two years in Naples? I will die

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Now! Go..go..I am sorry

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Mario you cannot do this to me

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Help me!

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Alberto, I don't know what else to do

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Mario!

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Mr. Director

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Good morning, come on in

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Hi Honey

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Hi love

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Hi Daddy!

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Hi Chicco! Are we eating yet?

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Yes, everything is ready!

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Look, what a shame, the beautiful house I had found next to my parents'

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My mom has written down all the names in the intercom and she wrote them down

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Esposito, Coppola, Wanga, Ahmed, Beretta, Gargiulo, and Capuozzo

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Now, apart from Beretta, they all look like names from the Equator

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so it's better than we let go and look for another place

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Don't worry

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They are not sending me to Milan anymore

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So, dinner?

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What?

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What does that mean, that another handicapped took us over?

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They found something much much better

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Ah, and where?

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To 'Chateu de la Bait'

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Where?

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Castellabbate

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A smiling city next to..

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...Naples

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Extraordinary

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What did say?

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Extraordinary

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Before

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Smiling city

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After

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Next to Naples

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Naples?!

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In order to get the place in Milan

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I pretended to be disabled

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You pretended to be..?

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What an assh..

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I can't believe I married such a...

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Such a...

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Chicco!

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Asshole!

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You are going there alone!

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Put it in your head: you're going alone!

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Chicco! Pajamas! To bed! Let's go!

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What an asshole..

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Mommy, I am scared of Chateau le Bait

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Illustruous Academy of Gorgonzola

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I declare mr. Petazzoni

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Illustruous Academic of Gorgonzola D.O.C.

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Lower Italy is such a bad thing

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I know it because my mother, when I was young, she was getting fucked by a Teru'!

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By who?

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A redneck

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The problem over there is that they are all rednecks, men, women, children

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everybody is a redneck

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also the animals,cats are redneck, dogs are redneck, the cows, the chickens, the veals are all redneck

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and they only speak Teru'

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and you don't understand anything

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when you think you have understood something, you realize they are fooling around with you

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in front of you, they are all nice, and good, as they say, they are 'hospitable'

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but they are really all from Camorra

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Moreover, I suffered from the heat

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Is it hot?

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Winter so so, but during the summer the sun goes up up until 39, 40 degrees

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So you think inside it would be colder

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50 degrees instead!

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Is it hotter inside than outside?

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Yes, because they have shitty house made out of shit over 30 years ago

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How is life over there?

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Well, it is hard, those who live good are with the Camorra

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they live good, but the rest is all poor

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As they say,'you see Naples and then you die'

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Yes, you die murdered

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