9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Balloon?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Mommy, can I get one?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Of course! Thank you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Five euros, please

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Thank you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Excuse me, the receipt?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Ehm..no

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
No? Well, then no thank you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
No! No! Leave the pigeons alone!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh, let him play

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Are you joking? You don't know the kind of diseases they carry, the cryptochroctosis, it's disgusting!...And the spergillosis?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Beautiful, isn't it?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Milan, the huge Milan

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You'll see Silvia, our lives are going to change!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Who's that? Oh, It's Mario!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Mario? Guess where we are!...What? Look, I cannot talk right now, I'll call you tonight, ok? Bye

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
What's going on?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Troubles at work?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
No...don't worry! Optimism, Silvia, optimism!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Gross!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Motherfu...

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Whatever..

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
What do you mean you cannot do anything about it? It's 15 years I have been working there!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Come on, you promised to me!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You knew I cared about that!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Well...whatever...ok, I understand, I get it.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Let me tell you it is not fair, though.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Well...ok, bye Mario! Bye

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
SHOES!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
TV talking

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
What?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
They refused to transfer me to Milan

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
What?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
A...disabled person overtook me

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
So, one needs to be handicapped to go and live in Milan now?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
No, but they have priority...it's fair, come on

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Yes, but wasn't your friend 'I-will-sort-everything-out" Mario going to help you in this?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
How long have I been telling you that Mario is 'chaparan'?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Daddy! What does 'chaparan' mean?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Well, it means he goes aftere rats...I mean, that he's good for nothing

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
With everything you have done for him!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
It is not like that, it is not Mario's fault, it is not my fault, it is nobody's fault!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Daddy, we are not going to Milan anymore, are we?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Calm down! We are still going to go to the American school

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Your MOTHER is going to bring you there anyway, because if it was up to your father...

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and then you will go to university in Milan, you will become a lawyer, you'll get married, and then you'll buy a house, in Milan, in the center! In Piazza Duomo!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
....or he can stay here and marry Pina

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Pina? And who's that?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
The daughter of the pizza man at 'Lo Scoglio'

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Look, Pina is not ugly at all!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
And do you know how much does the father have in the bank?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
It can be an eligible girl!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Fish-fingers!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Fish fingers again?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
How does Pina look?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
She looks like a monster, daddy

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Mario!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Are you crazy?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Has anybody seen you coming in?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Have you talked to anybody?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
We work at the post office, not at the CIA

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Don't speak loud, I am risking a lot!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
What? What are you risking, I didn't even get the job!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I have been working my ass off for 15 years in this company

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Don't scream like this or we are fucked!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Mario. Please help me

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Silvia is not even talking to me anymore

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Listen, there is another available site in Milan, the present director will retire in a month time

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
It is perfect!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Shhhhh!!!!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I must get that place!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Don't speak loudly, fuck!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Here we go

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Here we go what?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Shh!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Is that him?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Is it the boss?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Shut up!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Yes?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
No, no I am not busy

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Ok, very well...shhh

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
No, I was not ssshhhing you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
The boss wants to see me, get the hell out of here!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
...And if we put on the application that I am handicapped?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Are you crazy?!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Why? What do I have to lose?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
If that comes out, I will be in trouble, but you'll be dead

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Whatever..

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I'm coming

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Thank you doctor....goodbye

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I am going to prepare a good soup with carrots and butter and a little bit of pork

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Guys! Excuse me! Couples on the other side, please..

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Take him down! Block him! Struck him!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Stop! He's my husband!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I got the transfer! To Milan!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Are we going to Milan..?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Yes!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Really?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Excuse me Director!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Tell me

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
There is an inspector who is looking for you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
An inspector? Which inspector?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
From the higher administration

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
he says it is regarding your transfer

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Ehm....let him wait...five minutes

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
To Milan!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Shit!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Shit, I had to try it first...

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Noooo! Nooo!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Good morning

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Good morning

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I am Alberto Colombo

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
did you want to see me?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I just wanted to get some details with respect to your transfer

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Do you need help?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh no, it's the kids, they always make jokes....they like to pierce the wheels

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Here we go. Have a sit, please

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
What can I do for you?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
How long have you been disabled for?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Well, it is not easy for me to talk about this, but

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I was very young

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
And the memory is blurred

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Going with my mind through those memories is terrible

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
A muscular spasm

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Ok, it is gone. Tell me

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Mr. Colombo, there have been two applications filed under your name

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
A recent one, for a person with limited mobility

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
..and another one dated three months ago, for a walking person

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Is it the same person Mr. Colombo?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Yes, it was me who filed these applications

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
The one I filed as a healthy person..

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I have done it..

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Because...I wanted my wanted my application to be...

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
...considered as equal as everybody else's

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
It is important for us disabled

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
to see in the eyes of people like you, normal people, something that goes beyond simple pity

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
It is very honorable

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Thank you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
But if this will count against my transfer, I..

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
No, no, it is only a general but necessary verification of your status

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you know, we often have to deal with fake applications

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
of people who want to go to Milan

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh yeah?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Yes, it happens often

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Shameful

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
But this is not your case mr. Colombo

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you'll be just fine in Milan

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Thank you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Well, I won't going to bother you more with this

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh, you are not bothering me at all

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Well, goodbye mr...

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Goodbye..

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Mario, please..

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
We are friends..

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Friends? Friends?!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I am not friend with an asshole who pretends to be handicapped

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I know, I did it for Silvia

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I shouln't have

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Sit down..

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I regret it Mario

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Sit down

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Alberto: I have a good news and a bad news

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I am suspended, am I not?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Worse

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Fired?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Worse still

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Worse than fired, what is it?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Transferred

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
to the South

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
South like Bologna?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Not Bologna, south south

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Don't tell me Rome, you know I dislike Rome

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
No, don't worry, it is not Rome, it's much more South

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Sicily?!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
No, before Sicily there is Campania

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You have been transferred close to Naples

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Naples?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
But it is horrifying, Mario!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You'll start this coming Monday

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
What do you mean Monday? I have no light clothes, no place to sleep..

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Look, we offer accommodation for the director of the post office

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
But where are you sending me exactly?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Castellabbate

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Castellabbate?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Well...what's the good news?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I just told you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
And the bad one?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You're gonna stay there for two years

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Two years?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Minimum

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Two years in Naples? Mario..

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Look Alberto, either the South, or you get fired because of big responsabilities

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Two years in Naples? I will die

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Now! Go..go..I am sorry

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Mario you cannot do this to me

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Help me!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Alberto, I don't know what else to do

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Mario!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Mr. Director

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Good morning, come on in

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Hi Honey

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Hi love

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Hi Daddy!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Hi Chicco! Are we eating yet?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Yes, everything is ready!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Look, what a shame, the beautiful house I had found next to my parents'

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
My mom has written down all the names in the intercom and she wrote them down

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Esposito, Coppola, Wanga, Ahmed, Beretta, Gargiulo, and Capuozzo

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Now, apart from Beretta, they all look like names from the Equator

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
so it's better than we let go and look for another place

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Don't worry

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
They are not sending me to Milan anymore

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
So, dinner?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
What?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
What does that mean, that another handicapped took us over?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
They found something much much better

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Ah, and where?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
To 'Chateu de la Bait'

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Where?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Castellabbate

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
A smiling city next to..

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
...Naples

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Extraordinary

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
What did say?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Extraordinary

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Before

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Smiling city

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
After

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Next to Naples

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Naples?!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
In order to get the place in Milan

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I pretended to be disabled

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You pretended to be..?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
What an assh..

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I can't believe I married such a...

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Such a...

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Chicco!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Asshole!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You are going there alone!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Put it in your head: you're going alone!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Chicco! Pajamas! To bed! Let's go!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
What an asshole..

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Mommy, I am scared of Chateau le Bait

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Illustruous Academy of Gorgonzola

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I declare mr. Petazzoni

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Illustruous Academic of Gorgonzola D.O.C.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Lower Italy is such a bad thing

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I know it because my mother, when I was young, she was getting fucked by a Teru'!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
By who?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
A redneck

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
The problem over there is that they are all rednecks, men, women, children

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
everybody is a redneck

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
also the animals,cats are redneck, dogs are redneck, the cows, the chickens, the veals are all redneck

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and they only speak Teru'

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and you don't understand anything

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
when you think you have understood something, you realize they are fooling around with you

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
in front of you, they are all nice, and good, as they say, they are 'hospitable'

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
but they are really all from Camorra

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Moreover, I suffered from the heat

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Is it hot?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Winter so so, but during the summer the sun goes up up until 39, 40 degrees

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
So you think inside it would be colder

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
50 degrees instead!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Is it hotter inside than outside?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Yes, because they have shitty house made out of shit over 30 years ago

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
How is life over there?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Well, it is hard, those who live good are with the Camorra

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
they live good, but the rest is all poor

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
As they say,'you see Naples and then you die'

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Yes, you die murdered

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000