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(man in crowd)
Keep it down. Keep it down!

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(Jack)
Every week, Tyler gave the rules that

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he and I decided.

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(Tyler)
Gentlemen...

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Welcome to fight club.

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The first rule of fight club is...

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You do not talk about fight club.

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The second rule of fight club is...

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You do not talk about fight club!


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Third rule of fight club:

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Someone yells "Stop", goes limp, taps out,
the fight is over.

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Fourth rule:
Only two guys to a fight.

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Fifth rule:
one fight at a time, fellas.

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[laughing]

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Sixth rule:
No shirts, no shoes.

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Seventh rule: 
Fights will go on as long as they have to.

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And, the eighth, and final rule:

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If this is your first night at fight club,
you have to fight.

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[yelling]

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(Jack)
This kid from work, Ricky,

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couldn't remember whether

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you ordered 
pens with blue ink or black

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(crowd)
Come on, man!

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but Ricky was a god 
for ten minutes


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when he trounced 
the maitre d' of a local

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food court.
[punch]

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Sometimes all you could hear

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were the flat, hard packing sounds 
over the yelling

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[loud punch, yelling]

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or the wet choke when someone caught their
breath and sprayed.

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(man fighting)
Stop!

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You weren't alive anywhere 
like you were there.

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But fight club only exists

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in the 
hours between when

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fight club starts and 
when fight club ends.

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Even if I could tell someone 
they had a good fight...

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I wouldn't be talking to the
same man.

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Who you were in fight club 


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is not who you were 


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in the rest of the world.

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A guy came to fight club for the 
first time

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his ass was a 
wad of cookie dough.

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After a few weeks,

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he was carved out of wood.

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If you could fight any celebrity, 


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who would you fight?

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(Tyler)
Alive or dead?

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(Jack)
Doesn't matter, who'd be tough?

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(Tyler)
Hemingway.

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You?

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(Jack)
Shatner.

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I'd fight William Shatner.