Singing "What Time Is It?" Hello and welcome to What Time Is It? The Mexican soap opera... for people who only have three weeks... of Spanish in the fourth grade. What time is it? Eight. Where is the library? I don't know. I don't know. Monday. Tuesday. Wednesday. Thursday. Merry Christmas. What time is it?! Telemundo! My name is Derek. Two Coca Colas, please! I'll have a beer! (slap) Heeeyy Macarena! Guys. There are lots of tacos in Mexico. (audience laughing) Number one! The crazy chicken is delicious. La Cucaracha! Number two! Three. Four. Five. Six. Look no more! Your love is here! Because I will always be by your side! I am part of you! I won't abandon you again! Without you, I don't want to live anymore! Hey, hey. Um... How do you say, uh, chill in Spanish? It's cold. It's cold. Uh yeah... Cold partner. What time is it? You know...What's your name? Cinco de mayo, baby. Eh, you guys don't speak Spanish? Yes. Yes. Oooh. What time is it?! (gasps) Join us next week for more What Time Is It?