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Soyuzmultfilm

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Vacation in Prostokvashino

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Screenplay: E. Uspenskiy[br]Director: V. Popov

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Composer: E. Krylatov[br]Artist-directors: L. Khachatryan, A. Sher

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Operator: K. Rasulov. Sound: B. Filchikov[br]Montage: N. Stepantseva

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Voice actors: O. Tabakov, V. Talyzina, M. Vinogradova, B. Novikov, L. Durov, G. Kachin

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Subtitles: E. Sokolskaya

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I'm telling you: drink.

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Your milk is everywhere!

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All the buckets, all the basins are full of it!

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Even the washbasin's got milk in it!

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That's nothing.

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When I get a second cow...

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How am I supposed to wash up?!

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No how!

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How?

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You shouldn't get so dirty!

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Besides, some wash up with their tongue.

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Yeah? Well some also eat mice.

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And if your cow were smarter, it would give[br]sparkling water, not milk.

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Or, say, Pepsi!

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Or, uh, kvas.

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And if you were smarter, then you would've[br]done something useful by now.

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So I will! I'm gonna go hunt.

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Don't you feel bad for the little creatures[br]you shoot?

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Yeah, I do.

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But what if it's my instinct calling?

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What if I'm being pulled so strongly into the forest?

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And animals, by the way, are created [br]specifically to be hunted.

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I'll be back soon!

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I'll shoot us something yummy.

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If only Uncle Fedor could see me!

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Go on, go on, you little spaniel.

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So... what's this letter?

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Caw.

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What about this one?

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Caw.

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Hm. Now caw this letter.

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Caw.

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Well, what's this one?

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Caw.

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Enough. Enough, I'm sick of it!

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My life is completely hopeless. I live like a serf!

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And why's that?

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Look here. I have four silk evening gowns, and nowhere to wear them.

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No, it's decided. Tomorrow we're leaving[br]for the resort.

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What do we need a resort for?[br]We have a lovely house in Prostokvashino.

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Just think about it.

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Who's there? Who's come to visit?

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No one's come to visit. Your dad has just lost it.

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He's not letting us go to the resort.

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I don't want to go to the resort either![br]I want to go to Prostokvashino!

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And what will I do in your Prostokvashino?

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Chop wood in my evening gown?[br]Or charm the bulls?

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Enough! I've been working for you with a frying pan all year.

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Now I want to go to the resort - to relax!

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Attention. The train from Moscow to Sochi is now boarding on track 4.

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Regional rail to Prostokvashino now boarding on track 5.

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Repeat: Attention...

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Hey, listen. Where's our boy?

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Where's Uncle Fedor gone?

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Mom! Mom! Don't worry about me!

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With Matroskin and Sharik I'll be fine,[br]we'll live well...

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I raised you. I didn't sleep nights for you!

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And now you, you... take regional rail.

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He's taking the right train. [br]The village is better for him.

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He doesn't have evening gowns, after all.

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Cart: Mail.

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Have a seat, hunter, I'll give you a ride.

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Thank you, Uncle Pechkin!

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So, hunter, how's you shooting? Are you good?

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Of course!

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What if I throw my hat? Could you hit it?

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Go on, throw your hat. Just you see - there'll be[br]nothing left of it, just holes.

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What's this now? This isn't a hunt - this is a fishing trip!

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Hey, idiot! Leave the rifle, and hurry up, float to the surface!

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I'd be happy to leave it, but Matroskin would rip my head off!

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We paid good money for this rifle -[br]whereas my life is free.

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That's it. Consider me drowned.

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Who's there?

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It's me, Pechkin the Mailman. I've brought a notice about your boy.

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We don't need a notice about a boy.

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We don't even have a boy. He lives in the city.

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Who's there?

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Caw, caw! It's me! Me! Me!

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Hooray! Finally my favorite Uncle Fedor's here!

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Now we'll store up twice as much hay for our little cow!

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All right, easy there with your hay. Where's Sharik?

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There here is. Coming back from his hunt.

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That hunter! Probably dragging what he caught.

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It's like I've got nothing better to do but drag random dogs out of the river.

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I didn't ask you to pull me out. Maybe I wasn't drowning at all.

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Maybe I was doing some freediving.

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Here you go - for our Sharik.

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Oh what a Sharik we have...

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What a hunter!

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You generate no income - only expenses!

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So what are we going to do with him?[br]He can't do without hunting, he'll dry up!

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I'll dry up.

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Maybe we should make a sled dog out of him.[br]We'll buy him a cart, use him to take milk to market.

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We'll use him to plow the garden... Hey, Sharik? Do you want us to make you into a sled dog?

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Eh, make whatever you want. Even a scarecrow![br]In any case I hate my life.

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No, no, here's what I've decided.[br]I'll write my mom and dad a letter.

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Let them send us a photo-rifle for Sharik.[br]It's hunting, but you don't have to kill anything!

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Dear, let's abandon your resort and go to Prostokvashino.

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Be patient, I've worn two evening gowns, there are still two left.

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Well maybe our boy is having a hard time without us.

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No, we're having a hard time without him,[br]he's doing quite well there.

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He has such a cat, you've got a long way to go before you match up to him.

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That cat will protect him like a stone wall.

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Yeah, if I'd had a cat like that, maybe I would never have gotten married.

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Who's there?

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It's me, Sharik the Mailman... I mean, just Sharik!

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Come in!

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Get up! Our cow has given birth to a calf!

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Oh, see how much we benefit from my cow!

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Here's the thing, friends, let's bring him into the house.

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Sure, and bring the mother, too. As if we have room for them.

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Here's what I'm wondering: whose is it?

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What do you mean, whose? It's ours.

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Nope, not ours! Who does the cow belong to?[br]The state!

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We rented it, remember? Which means the calf also belong to the state!

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Sharik, Sharik, be quiet, please.

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The cow belongs to the state, but whatever it produces - milk, calves - that's ours.

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Here, Uncle Fedor, how do you figure: if we rent a refrigerator, whose is it?

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The state's.

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Correct, Uncle Fedor. What about the cold it produces, whose is that?

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The cold is ours. We take it for the cold!

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But we took one cow, and now we have two!

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Sharik! According to the receipt, there's one ginger cow. -- Yes!

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We took one, according to the receipt, so we'll return one, to avoid accountability issues.

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I don't get why you're arguing. Matroskin, you were going to buy the cow for good.

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So buy it for good, with the calf!

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Now I'll never be separated from my Murrrka.

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I was happy already, and now I'll be twice as happy!

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Because I have two cows!

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Gavryusha, come!

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Gavryusha, down!

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Voice!

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Gavryusha, fetch!

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I came to you for business, and then you headbutt me?

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Not to mention what you've done to my hat...

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Some hat... more like an air vent!

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Wow, so many holes.

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What was your business with us?

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I brought you a parcel. But I'm not going to give it to you - you don't have ID papers.

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It's too early for you to have papers.[br]Plus, those with tails don't even get papers.

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Then why'd you bring the parcel?

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Because! That's how it's supposed to be done.

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Since a parcel arrived, it must be delivered.

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And since you have no papers, I don't have to hand it over.

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Now I'll come do this every day, all week.

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Hand over our parcel, right now!

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What ID papers do you have?

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Whiskers, paws, tail - those are my ID!

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There's always a seal on ID papers. Do you have a seal on your tail? No, you don't!

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As for whiskers, you can always get fake ones.

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That's probably my photo-rifle...

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- Yeah, it's probably worth a lot of money...[br]- Yep.

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- Here's an idea...[br]- What is it?

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We'll find a box exactly like the one Pechkin has.

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- And then?[br]- And when he comes again...

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- Then what?[br]- We'll switch out his box!

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Hooray![br]- Gavryusha, come! Shake!

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Who's there?

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It's me, Pechkin the Mailman, I've brought you a parcel.

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Except I'm not going to give it to you, because you don't have any ID papers.

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We wouldn't take that parcel from you anyway.

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What do we need shoe shine for anyway?

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What shoe shine?

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The usual. The one you shine your shoes with.

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Who sent you so much shoe shine? Are you opening a shoe shine shop?

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My uncle sent it. He lives in a shoe shine factory, so he has oodles and oodles of shoe shine!

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So he sends it to anyone and everyone.

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Be it shoe shine or not, I'm not giving you the parcel. I'm no idiot!

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Who's there?

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You, talky, are there! I'm out here. You sit and be quiet.

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I'm gonna have to ask you to not insult our birdie.

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Come now, don't be angry! Have some tea instead. The table's all set!

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Please, Comrade Pechkin, have a seat.

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Could I have that bowl of candy, please?

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They're so good!

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Give that back! That's my candy!

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See how greedy people can be! Taking other people's stuff!

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Value: 20 rub. Prostokvashino village, to Uncle Fedor (for Sharik)[br]From: Black sea resort, Dad, Mom

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Well, Sharik, now you'll go on photo hunts.

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You'll take pictures of the animals, and send the photos to various journals!

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That's right, where the pay is higher.

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Don't worry, Uncle Fedor, hold on! We'll be there soon, only one dress left! Mom and Dad.

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Prey is so stupid these days! I spent half the day chasing it to take a picture.

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That's nothing! You'll have to chase it for another half-day.

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Why's that?

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To give it the photo.

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Hello, parents!

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My dears! My loves! You've put on weight! You're so tan!

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Hello. Welcome.

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Hello, dear Igor Ivanovich!

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Hold it, ma'am, with your kissing!

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Let's sort out our conflict first.

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What conflict?

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This one: look what they've done to my hat.

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It's good for straining pasta now.

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Listen, Comrade Pechkin!

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You be quiet. There's three of you for each hat.

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All right, all right, Comrade Pechkin. Here's a proper headdress for you. Calm down, please.

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Good, good... some people have field mail, we'll have marine mail!

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How about I get you from my photo rifle?

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No, no need to get me with a rifle. Perhaps I'm just starting to really live.

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I'm retiring.

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Yes, I've understood a lot.

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And if I'd had a second life, I would have spent it here, in Prostokvashino.

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The End.