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Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.10,0:00:12.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bức tranh về thằng bé ngồi dán mắt vô xem chiếu bóng
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.11,0:00:13.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Học mót từ phim của ông
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.24,0:00:14.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,để thành thằng đạo diễn ngầu vl hơn
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.73,0:00:16.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,giờ thì phim thu về 3 tỉ Obama
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.46,0:00:17.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,đời ngỡ như mơ
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.15,0:00:18.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thằng đủ trình che mờ đi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.33,0:00:19.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,những thước phim phủ bụi của bác
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.55,0:00:20.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thử ĐÚ với mềnh đi Alfred
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.91,0:00:22.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chắc bác bị thâm thần cmnr
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.13,0:00:23.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tôi mang HÀM CÁ MẬP (JAWS)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.13,0:00:24.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cắn nát bét XUỒNG CỨU SINH ( Lifeboat!) của ông
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.68,0:00:26.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tôi MÃI MÃI nắm thóp trò chơi này
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.24,0:00:27.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,làm ông CHÓNG MẶT
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.17,0:00:28.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trên phi cơ trong Terminal
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.31,0:00:29.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,đợi tôi dễ khử cmn ông luôn
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.61,0:00:32.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oanh tạc Viện Hàn Lâm tới hội DGA
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.10,0:00:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ông thì toàn hụt giải Oscars
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.16,0:00:34.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Đéo khác đếch gì thím Mai cân Bây
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.40,0:00:35.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lần sau nhớ thêm tí mỡ bụng nữa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.67,0:00:36.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,với 3 miếng thịt bò và bánh kem bơ nhé
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.81,0:00:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check hóa đơn
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.50,0:00:39.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,để xem tôi thắng lớn trong canh bạc này
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.28,0:00:40.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mềnh làm hoạt hình
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.45,0:00:41.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Video game cho mọi lứa tuổi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.87,0:00:43.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Còn bác.....ra được mỗi thằng Jimmy Stewart
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.04,0:00:44.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,diễn vai đếi nào cũng như một
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.31,0:00:45.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thôi thì lần tới tôi tới chơi\N(Alfred Hitchcock rất chảnh chó đéo bao giờ cho Steven Spielberg gặp mặt)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.46,0:00:46.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hy vọng bác sẽ hiếu khách hơn chút \N(Alfred Hitchcock rất chảnh chó đéo bao giờ cho Steven Spielberg gặp mặt)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.92,0:00:48.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Giờ thì bác hôn mông tôi đi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.03,0:00:49.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,và choáng ngợp trước sự vĩ đại của tôi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.54,0:00:50.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Muốn gặp mặt thân mật
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.67,0:00:51.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,có cái cục cứt
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.92,0:00:52.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nhưng nếu có đi nữa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.87,0:00:54.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thì cũng đéo ra gì đâu
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.49,0:00:55.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nửa tỉ đô tiền mày
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.60,0:00:56.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nên chia cho thằng John Williams nữa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.77,0:00:57.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,giờ thì can đảm lên con
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.83,0:00:59.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,khi bác cho con thấy trình độ của mình
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.16,0:01:00.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bác đây bậc thầy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.42,0:01:00.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,về thể loại kinh dị
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.97,0:01:01.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gây căng thẳng
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.55,0:01:02.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.94,0:01:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.35,0:01:19.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.20,0:01:29.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.78,0:01:32.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.72,0:01:34.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.11,0:01:35.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.08,0:01:36.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.16,0:01:37.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.23,0:01:38.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.15,0:01:39.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.32,0:01:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.80,0:01:41.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.50,0:01:43.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.91,0:01:44.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.72,0:01:46.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.10,0:01:47.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.81,0:01:48.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.37,0:01:50.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.10,0:01:50.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.61,0:01:52.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.69,0:02:19.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.99,0:02:26.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.63,0:02:29.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
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