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Bức tranh về thằng bé ngồi dán mắt vô xem chiếu bóng

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Học mót từ phim của ông

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để thành thằng đạo diễn ngầu vl hơn

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giờ thì phim thu về 3 tỉ Obama

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đời ngỡ như mơ

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thằng đủ trình che mờ đi

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những thước phim phủ bụi của bác

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Thử ĐÚ với mềnh đi Alfred

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chắc bác bị thâm thần cmnr

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Tôi mang HÀM CÁ MẬP (JAWS)

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cắn nát bét XUỒNG CỨU SINH ( Lifeboat!) của ông

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Tôi MÃI MÃI nắm thóp trò chơi này

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làm ông CHÓNG MẶT

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trên phi cơ trong Terminal

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đợi tôi dễ khử cmn ông luôn

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oanh tạc Viện Hàn Lâm tới hội DGA

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ông thì toàn hụt giải Oscars

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Đéo khác đếch gì thím Mai cân Bây

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Lần sau nhớ thêm tí mỡ bụng nữa

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với 3 miếng thịt bò và bánh kem bơ nhé

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Check hóa đơn

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để xem tôi thắng lớn trong canh bạc này

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Mềnh làm hoạt hình

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Video game cho mọi lứa tuổi

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Còn bác.....ra được mỗi thằng Jimmy Stewart

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diễn vai đếi nào cũng như một

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Thôi thì lần tới tôi tới chơi[br](Alfred Hitchcock rất chảnh chó đéo bao giờ cho Steven Spielberg gặp mặt)

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hy vọng bác sẽ hiếu khách hơn chút [br](Alfred Hitchcock rất chảnh chó đéo bao giờ cho Steven Spielberg gặp mặt)

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Giờ thì bác hôn mông tôi đi

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và choáng ngợp trước sự vĩ đại của tôi

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Muốn gặp mặt thân mật

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có cái cục cứt

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nhưng nếu có đi nữa

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thì cũng đéo ra gì đâu

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Nửa tỉ đô tiền mày

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nên chia cho thằng John Williams nữa

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giờ thì can đảm lên con

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khi bác cho con thấy trình độ của mình

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Bác đây bậc thầy

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về thể loại kinh dị

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gây căng thẳng

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