WEBVTT 00:00:10.098 --> 00:00:12.112 Imagina a un niño sentado junto a un proyector 00:00:12.112 --> 00:00:13.237 aprendiendo de tus películas 00:00:13.237 --> 00:00:14.731 para convertirse en un director mucho mejor 00:00:14.731 --> 00:00:16.460 ahora imagina una máquina de sueños 00:00:16.460 --> 00:00:17.147 de 3 millones de dólares 00:00:17.147 --> 00:00:18.330 que puede acabar de un taquillazo 00:00:18.330 --> 00:00:19.548 con tu escena del avión fumigador 00:00:19.548 --> 00:00:20.911 soy "El diablo sobre ruedas", Alfred 00:00:20.911 --> 00:00:22.129 tienes que tener "Psicosis" 00:00:22.129 --> 00:00:23.130 traeré a "Tiburón" 00:00:23.130 --> 00:00:24.675 para que le dé un mordisco a uno de tus "Náufragos" 00:00:24.675 --> 00:00:26.239 "Para Siempre" estoy tan alto en mi cima 00:00:26.239 --> 00:00:27.173 que me da "Vértigo" 00:00:27.173 --> 00:00:28.314 mi jet está en "La Terminal" 00:00:28.314 --> 00:00:29.614 esperando a que cometa un "Asesinato" 00:00:29.614 --> 00:00:32.100 lo parto en la Academia y en el DGA 00:00:32.100 --> 00:00:33.162 tú fardas de tantos Óscars 00:00:33.162 --> 00:00:34.395 como el inútil de Michael Bay 00:00:34.395 --> 00:00:35.667 la próxima vez que estés llenándote esos carrillos 00:00:35.667 --> 00:00:36.812 con tres bistecs y un suflé 00:00:36.812 --> 00:00:37.504 fíjate en las revistas 00:00:37.504 --> 00:00:39.283 mira cómo voy a mi próxima gran obra 00:00:39.283 --> 00:00:40.453 produzco dibujos animados 00:00:40.453 --> 00:00:41.873 y hago videojuegos para todas las edades 00:00:41.873 --> 00:00:43.038 tú produces a Jimmy Stewart 00:00:43.038 --> 00:00:44.311 poniendo una de sus dos caras 00:00:44.311 --> 00:00:45.464 quizás la próxima vez que te visite 00:00:45.464 --> 00:00:46.916 seas un poco más amable 00:00:46.916 --> 00:00:48.031 ahora cómeme la luna llena 00:00:48.031 --> 00:00:49.545 y disfruta de mi grandeza 00:00:49.545 --> 00:00:50.671 00:00:50.671 --> 00:00:51.916 00:00:51.916 --> 00:00:52.873 00:00:52.873 --> 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