0:00:10.098,0:00:12.112 Picture a child sitting next to a projector 0:00:12.112,0:00:13.237 learning from your films 0:00:13.237,0:00:14.731 to become a much better director 0:00:14.731,0:00:16.460 now picture a 3 billion dollar 0:00:16.460,0:00:17.147 dream machine 0:00:17.147,0:00:18.330 who can block bust all over 0:00:18.330,0:00:19.548 your crop duster scene 0:00:19.548,0:00:20.911 try to Duel with me Alfred 0:00:20.911,0:00:22.129 you must be Psycho 0:00:22.129,0:00:23.130 I'll bring back JAWS 0:00:23.130,0:00:24.675 and take a bite of your LIfeboat 0:00:24.675,0:00:26.239 I'm Always so on top of my game 0:00:26.239,0:00:27.173 I get the Vertigo 0:00:27.173,0:00:28.314 my jet's in the Terminal 0:00:28.314,0:00:29.614 waiting for me to Murder! ya 0:00:29.614,0:00:32.100 I rock the Academy and the DGA 0:00:32.100,0:00:33.162 you rock as many Oscars 0:00:33.162,0:00:34.395 as that schlep Michael Bay 0:00:34.395,0:00:35.667 next time you're filling up those jowls 0:00:35.667,0:00:36.812 with three steaks and soufflé 0:00:36.812,0:00:37.504 check the trades 0:00:37.504,0:00:39.283 see me Amblin to my next big play 0:00:39.283,0:00:40.453 I produce cartoons 0:00:40.453,0:00:41.873 and make games for all ages 0:00:41.873,0:00:43.038 you produce Jimmy Stewart 0:00:43.038,0:00:44.311 making one of two faces 0:00:44.311,0:00:45.464 maybe next time I visit 0:00:45.464,0:00:46.916 you'll be a bit more gracious 0:00:46.916,0:00:48.031 now kiss my full moon 0:00:48.031,0:00:49.545 and just bask in my greatness 0:00:49.545,0:00:50.671 that was a close encounter 0:00:50.671,0:00:51.916 of the turd kind 0:00:51.916,0:00:52.873 but there won't be 0:00:52.873,0:00:54.493 a pretty ending this time 0:00:54.493,0:00:55.598 half your billions 0:00:55.598,0:00:56.766 should go to John Williams 0:00:56.766,0:00:57.829 now brace yourself 0:00:57.829,0:00:59.164 as I reveal my brilliance 0:00:59.164,0:01:00.421 I'm the master 0:01:00.421,0:01:00.973 of suspense 0:01:00.973,0:01:01.546 so intense 0:01:01.546,0:01:02.936 no defense against Hitchcock 0:01:02.936,0:01:04.603 once he presents 0:01:04.603,0:01:05.389 my skill is enormous 0:01:05.389,0:01:06.580 orchestrate brilliant performance 0:01:06.580,0:01:07.474 you're more horrible than 0:01:07.474,0:01:09.019 Megan Fox's acting in Transformers 0:01:09.019,0:01:09.645 c'mon 0:01:09.645,0:01:10.735 fish puppets and Muppets 0:01:10.735,0:01:11.947 to stir the fears up 0:01:11.947,0:01:14.009 I squeeze screams out of chocolate syrup 0:01:14.009,0:01:15.244 I'm the best mamma-jamma 0:01:15.244,0:01:16.429 ever stood behind the camera 0:01:16.429,0:01:17.353 damage panderers 0:01:17.353,0:01:19.179 and haunt you like the last Indiana 0:01:19.179,0:01:20.403 Cut gimmie a Tylenol 0:01:20.403,0:01:21.191 stop rhyming y'all 0:01:21.191,0:01:22.628 Alfred you got no style dog 0:01:22.628,0:01:23.801 I'm the king of dialogue 0:01:23.801,0:01:25.597 there's only one movie I know you from 0:01:25.597,0:01:27.183 and I've seen more blood in the shower 0:01:27.183,0:01:28.196 when I stubbed my toe in one 0:01:28.196,0:01:29.443 you tried to fight in World War I 0:01:29.443,0:01:30.388 but couldn't do that 0:01:30.388,0:01:31.780 the British army wouldn't let you join 0:01:31.780,0:01:32.725 cause you were too fat 0:01:32.725,0:01:34.109 look it up it's a true fact 0:01:34.109,0:01:35.081 Wikipedia that 0:01:35.081,0:01:36.163 now allow me to attack 0:01:36.163,0:01:37.226 Steven the hack 0:01:37.226,0:01:38.150 due to War of the Worlds 0:01:38.150,0:01:39.325 a failure's what I label you 0:01:39.325,0:01:40.795 it looked like some sellout bullshit 0:01:40.795,0:01:41.647 Michael Bay would do 0:01:41.647,0:01:42.498 ask anybody 0:01:42.498,0:01:43.907 what's your favorite Sam Jackson part? 0:01:43.907,0:01:44.719 no one's gonna say 0:01:44.719,0:01:46.101 what's his name from Jurassic Park 0:01:46.101,0:01:47.809 the scripts that I write ain't the 0:01:47.809,0:01:48.367 cleanest 0:01:48.367,0:01:50.097 but when I grip mics I'm the 0:01:50.097,0:01:50.610 meanest 0:01:50.610,0:01:52.251 Quentin Tarantino is a 0:01:52.251,0:01:52.655 genius 0:01:52.655,0:01:53.721 a bad mother fucker 0:01:53.721,0:01:55.198 from the wallet to the penis 0:02:07.608,0:02:09.547 Genius is a powerful word 0:02:09.547,0:02:11.100 but there's no reason to use it 0:02:11.100,0:02:12.637 less you're talking about the Kubrick 0:02:12.637,0:02:14.151 then there's really nothing to it 0:02:14.151,0:02:16.035 everything I do is visionary 0:02:16.035,0:02:17.692 every single frame a painting 0:02:17.692,0:02:19.644 made exactly how I wanna make it 0:02:19.644,0:02:21.457 do another take and get it right 0:02:21.457,0:02:22.954 127 times 0:02:22.954,0:02:24.308 I'll make you learn to love me 0:02:24.308,0:02:24.987 I'm the bomb 0:02:24.987,0:02:26.050 drop ultraviolent rhymes 0:02:26.050,0:02:26.867 like Clockwork 0:02:26.867,0:02:27.627 make you all hurt 0:02:27.627,0:02:29.168 beat Spielberg The Color Purple 0:02:29.168,0:02:31.048 A.I. is the worst waste of potential 0:02:31.048,0:02:32.707 since the Ninja Turtles 0:02:32.707,0:02:33.440 That's enough 0:02:33.440,0:02:35.219 I've heard enough crap from all of you 0:02:35.219,0:02:36.321 why don't I come down there 0:02:36.321,0:02:38.326 and show you what a real star can do 0:02:38.326,0:02:40.135 I swoop low with the telephoto 0:02:40.135,0:02:41.712 no Bruckheimer I work solo 0:02:41.712,0:02:43.297 if there's one thing I've learned bitch 0:02:43.297,0:02:44.320 this game is about 0:02:44.320,0:02:45.915 mother fucking money 0:02:45.915,0:02:47.330 I make that dollar y'all 0:02:47.330,0:02:48.335 mother fucking money 0:02:48.335,0:02:49.994 even make Mark Wahlberg 0:02:49.994,0:02:51.230 make some mother fucking money 0:02:51.230,0:02:52.846 I set up shop and got a few drops 0:02:52.846,0:02:54.317 of that Got Milk money 0:02:54.317,0:02:55.286 rose to The Rock 0:02:55.286,0:02:57.448 now I got that socks made of silk money 0:02:57.448,0:02:58.948 I ain't got that guilt money 0:02:58.948,0:03:00.138 I don't give a fuck 0:03:00.138,0:03:01.708 I take my checks to the bank 0:03:01.708,0:03:03.002 and I sign'em with my nuts 0:03:03.002,0:03:04.853 I give the people what they love 0:03:04.853,0:03:06.439 while the critics say I'm evil 0:03:06.439,0:03:07.971 got no time to read reviews 0:03:07.971,0:03:09.528 while I'm working on the sequel 0:03:09.528,0:03:11.116 got a gift from above 0:03:11.116,0:03:12.680 and the eyes of an eagle 0:03:12.680,0:03:14.124 when it comes to blowing up 0:03:14.124,0:03:16.609 no director is my equal 0:03:16.609,0:03:17.990 Who won? 0:03:17.990,0:03:19.597 Who's next? 0:03:19.597,0:03:21.703 You decide