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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.18,0:00:12.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Picture a child sitting next to a projector
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.15,0:00:13.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,learning from your films
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.24,0:00:14.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to become a much better director
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.78,0:00:16.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now picture a 3 billion dollar
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.43,0:00:17.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dream machine
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.17,0:00:18.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who can block bust all over
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.28,0:00:19.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your crop duster scene
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.51,0:00:20.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,try to Duel with me Alfred
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.95,0:00:22.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you must be Psycho
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.13,0:00:23.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll bring back JAWS
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.13,0:00:24.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and take a bite of your LIfeboat
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.68,0:00:26.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Always so on top of my game
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.24,0:00:27.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get the Vertigo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.17,0:00:28.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my jet's in the Terminal
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.25,0:00:29.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,waiting for me to Murder! ya
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.57,0:00:31.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I rock the Academy and the DGA
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.06,0:00:33.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you rock as many Oscars
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.04,0:00:34.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as that schlep Michael Bay
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.50,0:00:35.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,next time you're filling up those jowls
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.72,0:00:36.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with three steaks and soufflé
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.92,0:00:37.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,check the trades
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.99,0:00:39.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,see me Amblin to my next big play
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.28,0:00:40.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I produce cartoons
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.40,0:00:41.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and make games for all ages
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.90,0:00:43.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you produce Jimmy Stewart
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.04,0:00:44.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,making one of two faces
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.46,0:00:45.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe next time I visit
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.46,0:00:46.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll be a bit more gracious
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.92,0:00:48.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now kiss my full moon
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.03,0:00:49.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and just bask in my greatness
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.54,0:00:50.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that was a close encounter
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.67,0:00:51.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the turd kind
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.85,0:00:52.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but there won't be
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.97,0:00:54.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a pretty ending this time
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.33,0:00:55.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,half your billions
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.49,0:00:56.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,should go to John Williams
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.70,0:00:57.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now brace yourself
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.77,0:00:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as I reveal my brilliance
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.24,0:01:00.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the master
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.06,0:01:01.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of suspense
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.03,0:01:01.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so intense
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.62,0:01:02.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no defense against Hitchcock
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.91,0:01:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,once he presents
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.00,0:01:05.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my skill is enormous
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.28,0:01:06.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,orchestrate brilliant performance
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.63,0:01:07.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're more horrible than
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.66,0:01:09.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Megan Fox's acting in Transformers
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.22,0:01:09.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,c'mon
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.96,0:01:10.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fish puppets and Muppets
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.76,0:01:11.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to stir the fears up
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.77,0:01:13.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I squeeze screams out of chocolate syrup
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.98,0:01:15.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the best mamma-jamma
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.20,0:01:16.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ever stood behind the camera
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.38,0:01:17.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,damage panderers
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.41,0:01:19.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and haunt you like the last Indiana
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.07,0:01:20.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cut gimmie a Tylenol
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.51,0:01:21.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stop rhyming y'all
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.23,0:01:22.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alfred you got no style dog
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.49,0:01:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the king of dialogue
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.56,0:01:25.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's only one movie I know you from
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.60,0:01:27.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I've seen more blood in the shower
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.18,0:01:28.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I stubbed my toe in one
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.19,0:01:29.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you tried to fight in World War I
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.41,0:01:30.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but couldn't do that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.42,0:01:31.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the British army wouldn't let you join
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.45,0:01:32.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause you were too fat
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.62,0:01:34.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look it up it's a true fact
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.11,0:01:35.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wikipedia that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.08,0:01:36.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now allow me to attack
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.08,0:01:37.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Steven the hack
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.05,0:01:38.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,due to War of the Worlds
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.12,0:01:39.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a failure's what I label you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.22,0:01:40.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it looked like some sellout bullshit
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.52,0:01:41.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Michael Bay would do
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.59,0:01:42.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ask anybody
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.46,0:01:43.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what's your favorite Sam Jackson part?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.72,0:01:44.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no one's gonna say
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.72,0:01:46.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what's his name from Jurassic Park
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.18,0:01:47.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the scripts that I write ain't the
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.41,0:01:48.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cleanest
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.60,0:01:49.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but when I grip mics I'm the
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.49,0:01:50.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,meanest
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.59,0:01:51.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quentin Tarantino is a
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.88,0:01:52.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,genius
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.50,0:01:53.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a bad mother fucker
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.72,0:01:56.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from the wallet to the penis
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.28,0:02:09.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Genius is a powerful word
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.49,0:02:10.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but there's no reason to use it
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.97,0:02:12.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,less you're talking about the Kubrick
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.56,0:02:14.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then there's really nothing to it
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.15,0:02:16.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everything I do is visionary
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.02,0:02:17.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every single frame a painting
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.67,0:02:19.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,made exactly how I wanna make it
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.62,0:02:21.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do another take and get it right
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.46,0:02:23.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,127 times
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.10,0:02:24.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll make you learn to love me
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.21,0:02:25.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the bomb
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.05,0:02:26.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,drop ultraviolent rhymes
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.02,0:02:26.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like Clockwork
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.80,0:02:27.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make you all hurt
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.71,0:02:29.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,beat Spielberg The Color Purple
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.04,0:02:30.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A.I. is the worst waste of potential
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.89,0:02:32.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,since the Ninja Turtles
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.56,0:02:33.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's enough
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.64,0:02:35.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've heard enough crap from all of you
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.28,0:02:36.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why don't I come down there
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.71,0:02:38.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and show you what a real star can do
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.33,0:02:39.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I swoop low with the telephoto
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.98,0:02:41.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no Bruckheimer I work solo
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.69,0:02:43.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if there's one thing I've learned bitch
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.22,0:02:44.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this game is about
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.25,0:02:45.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mother fucking money
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.80,0:02:47.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I make that dollar y'all
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.29,0:02:48.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mother fucking money
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.84,0:02:49.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even make Mark Wahlberg
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.78,0:02:51.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make some mother fucking money
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.33,0:02:52.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I set up shop and got a few drops
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.96,0:02:54.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of that Got Milk money
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.35,0:02:55.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rose to The Rock
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.20,0:02:57.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now I got that socks made of silk money
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.42,0:02:58.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I ain't got that guilt money
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.81,0:03:00.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't give a fuck
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.18,0:03:02.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I take my checks to the bank
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.83,0:03:03.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I sign'em with my nuts
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.45,0:03:04.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I give the people what they love
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.83,0:03:06.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while the critics say I'm evil
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.35,0:03:07.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,got no time to read reviews
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.91,0:03:09.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while I'm working on the sequel
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.85,0:03:11.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,got a gift from above
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.12,0:03:12.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the eyes of an eagle
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.60,0:03:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when it comes to blowing up
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.12,0:03:16.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no director is my equal
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.61,0:03:17.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who won?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.98,0:03:19.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's next?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.21,0:03:21.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You decide