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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.08,0:00:03.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello princess ! Seen the latest app for fighting sexism in the workplace ?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.93,0:00:05.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course… what do YOU think?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.59,0:00:07.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, if we can't have a laugh…
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.34,0:00:10.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know me ! I'm really all for equality - anyone can drive nowadays.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.56,0:00:11.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really ?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.19,0:00:13.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what...? You can be so rough.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.20,0:00:17.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahhh ! You mean my sense of humour is a bit too subtle for the average blonde, is that it ? Ha ha !
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.87,0:00:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, you know me.. I'm not sexist !
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.10,0:00:22.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd love to take care of the kids after work.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.09,0:00:23.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luckily, my wife does that !
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.60,0:00:25.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She knows I've got a career to focus on !
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.66,0:00:30.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That really would be the final straw… forcing men to work part-time to take care of the kids - hah !
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.40,0:00:31.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me…
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.16,0:00:33.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got a question on your the new models…
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.15,0:00:35.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But of course, how can I help ?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.13,0:00:38.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I wondered if the pedals are suited to glass princess slippers…
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.47,0:00:41.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and if these pretty coaches turn into pumpkins at midnight.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.08,0:00:41.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah !
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.28,0:00:46.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry, you must excuse me… my software hasn't been updated for 10 years ! Ha ha !
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.28,0:00:49.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmm… And is the navigation up to date?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.36,0:00:52.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Absolutely ! 100% non sexist, ha ha !
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.19,0:00:55.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,… like me from now on.