Hello princess ! Seen the latest app for fighting sexism in the workplace ?
Of course… what do YOU think?
Well, if we can't have a laugh…
You know me ! I'm really all for equality - anyone can drive nowadays.
Really ?
You know what...? You can be so rough.
Ahhh ! You mean my sense of humour is a bit too subtle for the average blonde, is that it ? Ha ha !
Come on, you know me.. I'm not sexist !
I'd love to take care of the kids after work.
Luckily, my wife does that !
She knows I've got a career to focus on !
That really would be the final straw… forcing men to work part-time to take care of the kids - hah !
Excuse me…
I've got a question on your the new models…
But of course, how can I help ?
Well, I wondered if the pedals are suited to glass princess slippers…
and if these pretty coaches turn into pumpkins at midnight.
Ah !
I'm sorry, you must excuse me… my software hasn't been updated for 10 years ! Ha ha !
Mmm… And is the navigation up to date?
Absolutely ! 100% non sexist, ha ha !
… like me from now on.