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Now you know, Caddy, Regina George is not your friend.

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We're your friends.
And we're gonna make her pay.

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You know what friends do?
They got your back  And they are fun to be around

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When someone hurts you
Then they attack And grind your foe into the ground

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Imagine a party With dresses and cake

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And singing and dancing and cake

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And there's a magic axe That saws Regina in half

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And this time it will take

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Now that's a party!

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A revenge party

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A party that ends

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With somebody's head on a spike

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It's a revenge party

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With your two best friends

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It's like a party with revenge is what it's like

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For this to work you're gonna have to pretend like you still like them.

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Can you do it?

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Yes. Hey, girl!

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Hey... Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron,

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but he just wanted her back and that's not Regina's fault.

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I get it, I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys.

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Aw, of course!

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It's a revenge party

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A party that ends

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With entrails all over the lawn

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It's a revenge party with your two best friends

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And I end up with Aaron when she's gone

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Yass, Caddy!

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I end up with Aaron when she's gone!

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What's Regina doing?

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What's Regina wearing?

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Is she dating Aaron?

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Regina, Regina

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She has everything

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She gets everything

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Regina, Regina, Regina

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Next, we take away Regina's only achievement, being a hot person.

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What is that?

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Ugh, I'm so fat and disgusting.

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I use these Kälteen diet bars when I need to lose weight.

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I need to lose three pounds.

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Bring me a whole box.

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A revenge party

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A party that ends

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With somebody crushed and alone

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And ugly crying

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A revenge party with your two best friends

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It's like a party with revenge is what we're throwing

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What's Regina eating?

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God, look at her figure

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Did her boobs get bigger?

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Regina, Regina

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She has everything

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She gets everything

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Regina, Regina, Regina

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We gotta go harder. If we make Gretchen Wieners think Regina is mad at her—

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I won't do that, Gretchen is fragile.

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Exactly, and if we crack her open she'll spill something we can use.

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Shh, here she comes.

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Stop pulling it down, your hair looks sexy pushed back.

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Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?

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Your hair looks sexy pushed back.

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Uh, thanks. See you in Calc.

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At every party, there might be a low

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Where the energy dips

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You might be thinking it's late we should go

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And they ran out of chips

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No, no, no!

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I can't even watch when she touches his hair

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And I've watched a snake eat a cow

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Regina needs to be toppled

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Sorry, Gretchen, I swear

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We'll get our party now

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One candy cane, please!

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A revenge party

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A party that ends

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With lions in a Roman arena

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She has everything

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She gets everything

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Regina, Regina, Regina

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Candy cane-gram for Shane Oman.

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She has everything

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And one for Caddy Heron.

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She gets everything

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Four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!

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Glen Coco, Glen Coco, Glen Coco

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Aaand... none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.

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Who sent that?

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Aw. It's from…

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Regina! Regina! Regina!

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Thanks for being a such a great best friend.

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I mean cute.

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I mean, gimme it!

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I mean… okay.

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Well if you and Regina are best friends now,

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you can be in charge of keeping all her secrets.

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For example, she bought you those high heel shoes just to make fun of you

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cause she knew you wouldn't be able to walk in them.

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And she's not really blonde,

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 her natural color is dark blonde.

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Also she totally cheats on Aaron.

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Every Thursday she says she has SAT Prep but really,

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she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the North Shore Lion's costume.

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She makes him wear the costume?

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NO,

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THEY'RE BOTH IN THE COSTUME!

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And I never told anyone because I am

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such a good friend!

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It's a revenge party

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A party that ends

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with somebody's head on a spike

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A revenge party
(She gets everything)

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With your two best friends
(She gets everything)

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It's like a party  With revenge is what it's like
(She gets everything)

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A party with revenge is what it's like
(Regina, Regina)

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A party with revenge is what it's like
(Regina, Regina)

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A party with revenge

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Is what it's like