Now you know, Caddy, Regina George is not your friend.

We're your friends.
And we're gonna make her pay.

You know what friends do?
They got your back  And they are fun to be around

When someone hurts you
Then they attack And grind your foe into the ground

Imagine a party With dresses and cake

And singing and dancing and cake

And there's a magic axe That saws Regina in half

And this time it will take

Now that's a party!

A revenge party

A party that ends

With somebody's head on a spike

It's a revenge party

With your two best friends

It's like a party with revenge is what it's like

For this to work you're gonna have to pretend like you still like them.

Can you do it?

Yes. Hey, girl!

Hey... Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron,

but he just wanted her back and that's not Regina's fault.

I get it, I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys.

Aw, of course!

It's a revenge party

A party that ends

With entrails all over the lawn

It's a revenge party with your two best friends

And I end up with Aaron when she's gone

Yass, Caddy!

I end up with Aaron when she's gone!

What's Regina doing?

What's Regina wearing?

Is she dating Aaron?

Regina, Regina

She has everything

She gets everything

Regina, Regina, Regina

Next, we take away Regina's only achievement, being a hot person.

What is that?

Ugh, I'm so fat and disgusting.

I use these Kälteen diet bars when I need to lose weight.

I need to lose three pounds.

Bring me a whole box.

A revenge party

A party that ends

With somebody crushed and alone

And ugly crying

A revenge party with your two best friends

It's like a party with revenge is what we're throwing

What's Regina eating?

God, look at her figure

Did her boobs get bigger?

Regina, Regina

She has everything

She gets everything

Regina, Regina, Regina

We gotta go harder. If we make Gretchen Wieners think Regina is mad at her—

I won't do that, Gretchen is fragile.

Exactly, and if we crack her open she'll spill something we can use.

Shh, here she comes.

Stop pulling it down, your hair looks sexy pushed back.

Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?

Your hair looks sexy pushed back.

Uh, thanks. See you in Calc.

At every party, there might be a low

Where the energy dips

You might be thinking it's late we should go

And they ran out of chips

No, no, no!

I can't even watch when she touches his hair

And I've watched a snake eat a cow

Regina needs to be toppled

Sorry, Gretchen, I swear

We'll get our party now

One candy cane, please!

A revenge party

A party that ends

With lions in a Roman arena

She has everything

She gets everything

Regina, Regina, Regina

Candy cane-gram for Shane Oman.

She has everything

And one for Caddy Heron.

She gets everything

Four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!

Glen Coco, Glen Coco, Glen Coco

Aaand... none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.

Who sent that?

Aw. It's from…

Regina! Regina! Regina!

Thanks for being a such a great best friend.

I mean cute.

I mean, gimme it!

I mean… okay.

Well if you and Regina are best friends now,

you can be in charge of keeping all her secrets.

For example, she bought you those high heel shoes just to make fun of you

cause she knew you wouldn't be able to walk in them.

And she's not really blonde,

her natural color is dark blonde.

Also she totally cheats on Aaron.

Every Thursday she says she has SAT Prep but really,

she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the North Shore Lion's costume.

She makes him wear the costume?

NO,

THEY'RE BOTH IN THE COSTUME!

And I never told anyone because I am

such a good friend!

It's a revenge party

A party that ends

with somebody's head on a spike

A revenge party
(She gets everything)

With your two best friends
(She gets everything)

It's like a party  With revenge is what it's like
(She gets everything)

A party with revenge is what it's like
(Regina, Regina)

A party with revenge is what it's like
(Regina, Regina)

A party with revenge

Is what it's like