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诗人阿里（Poet Ali）：嗨。
观众：嗨。

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阿：我想问大家一个问题。
你会讲多少种语言？

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这不是一个设问。

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我就是想你在脑海里想个数字。

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对于你们中的一些人，答案很简单。

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在你脑海里，你可能会说：“就一种，
就是你正在说的这种，哥们。我数好了。”

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其他人则会想，

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你的前男友或前女友教你的语言，

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那些你学到外语的脏话，

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