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Oh, shit.

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There's no such thing
as failure, steve-o.

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Take another step.

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You got it.

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Aah.

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One thing I know is
good tightrope-walking.

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( <i>all laughing</i> )

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Oh, no.

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Oh, yes.

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You're cool.
You're good.

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Put the chicken
on him!

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( <i>laughing</i> )

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Oh, shit.

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There you go.

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Yeah, there you go.

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Food, food, food,
food, food.

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Go back the other way.

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Johnny:
No, keep going, steve-o.

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Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

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( <i>men laughing</i> )

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Johnny:
Yeah!

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( <i>laughs</i> )

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( <i>others laughing and whooping</i> )

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Come on, steve-o,
keep your head up!

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Keep your head up,
steve-o!

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( <i>laughing</i> )

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Keep your head up!
Keep your head up!

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Keep your head up!
You guys,
you gotta do this!

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Keep your butt up!

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You got it!
All right, all right!

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Keep your butt...

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Put it in your ass
and let him take it.

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Come on.

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Oh!

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Stick the bone
up your ass.

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And let him
pull it out.

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( <i>men woofing</i> )

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Get ready.

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( <i>whimpering</i> )

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Stay there.
Don't move. Don't move.

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( <i>clamoring</i> )
it'll be over
before you know it.

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Don't look!
Don't look!

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Steve-o, don't look.

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Don't look!
Don't look!

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Don't move!
Don't move!

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Hold still!
Hold still!

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( <i>snarls</i> )

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He's going
to the tail of it.

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Don't look.
Don't look!
Don't move!
Don't move!

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( <i>men clamoring</i> )

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( <i>snarling</i> )

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( <i>men yelling</i> )

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( <i>laughing</i> )

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I ran straight
into a crocodile.

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<i>What the hell.</i>

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<i>Oh, my god.</i>

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Why can't you walk
on a tightrope?

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( <i>laughing</i> ):
I don't know.

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I thought
you'd do it.

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( <i>sighs</i> )

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Yeah.

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I just... I don't know, man.

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I'm sure I could learn

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But today-- you know--
today was my first try.