Oh, shit.

There's no such thing
as failure, steve-o.

Take another step.

You got it.

Aah.

One thing I know is
good tightrope-walking.

( <i>all laughing</i> )

Oh, no.

Oh, yes.

You're cool.
You're good.

Put the chicken
on him!

( <i>laughing</i> )

Yeah!

Yeah!

Oh, shit.

There you go.

Yeah, there you go.

Food, food, food,
food, food.

Go back the other way.

Johnny:
No, keep going, steve-o.

Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

( <i>men laughing</i> )

Johnny:
Yeah!

( <i>laughs</i> )

( <i>others laughing and whooping</i> )

Come on, steve-o,
keep your head up!

Keep your head up,
steve-o!

( <i>laughing</i> )

Keep your head up!
Keep your head up!

Keep your head up!
You guys,
you gotta do this!

Keep your butt up!

You got it!
All right, all right!

Keep your butt...

Put it in your ass
and let him take it.

Come on.

Oh!

Stick the bone
up your ass.

And let him
pull it out.

( <i>men woofing</i> )

Get ready.

( <i>whimpering</i> )

Stay there.
Don't move. Don't move.

( <i>clamoring</i> )
it'll be over
before you know it.

Don't look!
Don't look!

Steve-o, don't look.

Don't look!
Don't look!

Don't move!
Don't move!

Hold still!
Hold still!

( <i>snarls</i> )

He's going
to the tail of it.

Don't look.
Don't look!
Don't move!
Don't move!

( <i>men clamoring</i> )

( <i>snarling</i> )

( <i>men yelling</i> )

( <i>laughing</i> )

I ran straight
into a crocodile.

<i>What the hell.</i>

<i>Oh, my god.</i>

Why can't you walk
on a tightrope?

( <i>laughing</i> ):
I don't know.

I thought
you'd do it.

( <i>sighs</i> )

Yeah.

I just... I don't know, man.

I'm sure I could learn

But today-- you know--
today was my first try.