[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.59,0:00:05.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.76,0:00:07.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no such thing\Nas failure, steve-o.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.56,0:00:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take another step.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.56,0:00:09.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.56,0:00:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.96,0:00:13.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One thing I know is\Ngood tightrope-walking.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.37,0:00:15.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( {\i1}all laughing{\i0} )
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.13,0:00:16.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.17,0:00:17.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.50,0:00:21.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're cool.\NYou're good.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.11,0:00:22.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put the chicken\Non him!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.78,0:00:24.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( {\i1}laughing{\i0} )
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.11,0:00:25.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.11,0:00:29.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.28,0:00:30.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.45,0:00:31.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.45,0:00:32.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, there you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.58,0:00:34.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Food, food, food,\Nfood, food.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.35,0:00:35.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go back the other way.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.79,0:00:37.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Johnny:\NNo, keep going, steve-o.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.79,0:00:39.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.46,0:00:41.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( {\i1}men laughing{\i0} )
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.53,0:00:43.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Johnny:\NYeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.33,0:00:44.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( {\i1}laughs{\i0} )
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.90,0:00:47.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( {\i1}others laughing and whooping{\i0} )
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.47,0:00:49.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, steve-o,\Nkeep your head up!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.77,0:00:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep your head up,\Nsteve-o!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.20,0:00:55.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( {\i1}laughing{\i0} )
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.14,0:00:56.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep your head up!\NKeep your head up!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.74,0:00:58.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep your head up!\NYou guys,\Nyou gotta do this!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.81,0:00:59.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep your butt up!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.85,0:01:01.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got it!\NAll right, all right!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.62,0:01:10.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep your butt...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.42,0:01:12.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put it in your ass\Nand let him take it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.59,0:01:13.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.43,0:01:14.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.43,0:01:15.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stick the bone\Nup your ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.76,0:01:17.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And let him\Npull it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.13,0:01:19.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( {\i1}men woofing{\i0} )
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.57,0:01:21.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get ready.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.60,0:01:22.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( {\i1}whimpering{\i0} )
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.77,0:01:24.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stay there.\NDon't move. Don't move.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.30,0:01:26.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( {\i1}clamoring{\i0} )\Nit'll be over\Nbefore you know it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.27,0:01:27.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't look!\NDon't look!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.57,0:01:28.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Steve-o, don't look.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.58,0:01:29.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't look!\NDon't look!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.74,0:01:30.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't move!\NDon't move!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.94,0:01:33.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold still!\NHold still!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.11,0:01:35.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( {\i1}snarls{\i0} )
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.82,0:01:37.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's going\Nto the tail of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.05,0:01:38.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't look.\NDon't look!\NDon't move!\NDon't move!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.58,0:01:40.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( {\i1}men clamoring{\i0} )
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.45,0:01:41.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( {\i1}snarling{\i0} )
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.79,0:01:43.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( {\i1}men yelling{\i0} )
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.79,0:01:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( {\i1}laughing{\i0} )
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.10,0:01:53.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I ran straight\Ninto a crocodile.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.53,0:01:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}What the hell.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.00,0:01:56.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Oh, my god.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.34,0:01:58.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why can't you walk\Non a tightrope?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.30,0:01:59.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( {\i1}laughing{\i0} ):\NI don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.91,0:02:01.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought\Nyou'd do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.07,0:02:02.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( {\i1}sighs{\i0} )
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.24,0:02:03.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.58,0:02:05.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just... I don't know, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.58,0:02:06.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure I could learn
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.98,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But today-- you know--\Ntoday was my first try.