1
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Oh, shit.

2
00:00:05,759 --> 00:00:07,560
There's no such thing
as failure, steve-o.

3
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Take another step.

4
00:00:08,561 --> 00:00:09,562
You got it.

5
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Aah.

6
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One thing I know is
good tightrope-walking.

7
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( <i>all laughing</i> )

8
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Oh, no.

9
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Oh, yes.

10
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You're cool.
You're good.

11
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Put the chicken
on him!

12
00:00:22,776 --> 00:00:24,110
( <i>laughing</i> )

13
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Yeah!

14
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Yeah!

15
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Oh, shit.

16
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There you go.

17
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Yeah, there you go.

18
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Food, food, food,
food, food.

19
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Go back the other way.

20
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Johnny:
No, keep going, steve-o.

21
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Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

22
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( <i>men laughing</i> )

23
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Johnny:
Yeah!

24
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( <i>laughs</i> )

25
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( <i>others laughing and whooping</i> )

26
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Come on, steve-o,
keep your head up!

27
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Keep your head up,
steve-o!

28
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( <i>laughing</i> )

29
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Keep your head up!
Keep your head up!

30
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Keep your head up!
You guys,
you gotta do this!

31
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Keep your butt up!

32
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You got it!
All right, all right!

33
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Keep your butt...

34
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Put it in your ass
and let him take it.

35
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Come on.

36
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Oh!

37
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Stick the bone
up your ass.

38
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And let him
pull it out.

39
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( <i>men woofing</i> )

40
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Get ready.

41
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( <i>whimpering</i> )

42
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Stay there.
Don't move. Don't move.

43
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( <i>clamoring</i> )
it'll be over
before you know it.

44
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Don't look!
Don't look!

45
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Steve-o, don't look.

46
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Don't look!
Don't look!

47
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Don't move!
Don't move!

48
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Hold still!
Hold still!

49
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( <i>snarls</i> )

50
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He's going
to the tail of it.

51
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Don't look.
Don't look!
Don't move!
Don't move!

52
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( <i>men clamoring</i> )

53
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( <i>snarling</i> )

54
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( <i>men yelling</i> )

55
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( <i>laughing</i> )

56
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I ran straight
into a crocodile.

57
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<i>What the hell.</i>

58
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<i>Oh, my god.</i>

59
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Why can't you walk
on a tightrope?

60
00:01:58,305 --> 00:01:59,906
( <i>laughing</i> ):
I don't know.

61
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I thought
you'd do it.

62
00:02:01,074 --> 00:02:02,242
( <i>sighs</i> )

63
00:02:02,242 --> 00:02:03,576
Yeah.

64
00:02:03,576 --> 00:02:05,579
I just... I don't know, man.

65
00:02:05,579 --> 00:02:06,980
I'm sure I could learn

66
00:02:06,980 --> 99:59:59,999
But today-- you know--
today was my first try.