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Oh, shit.

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There's no such thing[br]as failure, steve-o.

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Take another step.

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You got it.

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Aah.

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One thing I know is[br]good tightrope-walking.

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( <i>all laughing</i> )

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Oh, no.

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Oh, yes.

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You're cool.[br]You're good.

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Put the chicken[br]on him!

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( <i>laughing</i> )

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Oh, shit.

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There you go.

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Yeah, there you go.

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Food, food, food,[br]food, food.

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Go back the other way.

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Johnny:[br]No, keep going, steve-o.

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Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

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( <i>men laughing</i> )

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Johnny:[br]Yeah!

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( <i>laughs</i> )

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( <i>others laughing and whooping</i> )

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Come on, steve-o,[br]keep your head up!

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Keep your head up,[br]steve-o!

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( <i>laughing</i> )

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Keep your head up![br]Keep your head up!

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Keep your head up![br]You guys,[br]you gotta do this!

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Keep your butt up!

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You got it![br]All right, all right!

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Keep your butt...

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Put it in your ass[br]and let him take it.

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Come on.

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Oh!

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Stick the bone[br]up your ass.

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And let him[br]pull it out.

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( <i>men woofing</i> )

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Get ready.

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( <i>whimpering</i> )

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Stay there.[br]Don't move. Don't move.

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( <i>clamoring</i> )[br]it'll be over[br]before you know it.

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Don't look![br]Don't look!

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Steve-o, don't look.

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Don't look![br]Don't look!

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Don't move![br]Don't move!

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Hold still![br]Hold still!

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( <i>snarls</i> )

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He's going[br]to the tail of it.

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Don't look.[br]Don't look![br]Don't move![br]Don't move!

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( <i>men clamoring</i> )

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( <i>snarling</i> )

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( <i>men yelling</i> )

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( <i>laughing</i> )

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I ran straight[br]into a crocodile.

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<i>What the hell.</i>

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<i>Oh, my god.</i>

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Why can't you walk[br]on a tightrope?

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( <i>laughing</i> ):[br]I don't know.

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I thought[br]you'd do it.

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( <i>sighs</i> )

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Yeah.

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I just... I don't know, man.

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I'm sure I could learn

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But today-- you know--[br]today was my first try.