Welcome to Just Between Us
I'm Allison!
I'm Gaby. Or am I?
My hair's so different.
Yeah it's different.
We both went through
huge transformations.
I cut my own bangs.
Allison, my hair is
literally a totally different color.
You're not gonna talk about
how I changed my hair?
I said I liked it!
Yeah, but isn't it like-
extreme?
It's too much, maybe?
It's like- it's like too punk?
I think it looks nice.
(sighs)
Well that's disappointing.
Why do I do anything
if it's not gonna shock you?
It's very hard to shock me
at this point.
I'm still uncomfortable.
I'm just not shocked.
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This week,
we have a REAL question
from a REAL viewer.
That's right, folks.
People have been emailing our gmail!
I actually looked at the gmail,
and it's true.
People HAVE been emailing us.
I can't believe it.
There are like 7 emails
spread across the country!
Including one from Ireland!
Hello, mom and dad.
I'm doing something with my life.
This week's REAL question is
how do you hit on a guy
when you're out?
From Emily in Georgia.
Here is a misconception:
that all women are desirable.
I'm not saying that you won't be
desirable to some men,
but you're not desirable to all men.
Uhh, nope.
I think pretty much any girl
could get any guy.
I can prove you wrong.
Maybe you just need to have confidence.
I like to do a game
where I'm super mean to them.
So maybe go up and
insult their jacket,
or tell them their hair looks stupid.
Just anything to make them
doubt themselves and then
you just swoop in there.
My biggest piece of advice
on how to hit on a guy
when you're out is don't bring Gaby.
I've never had you not
cause the man to leave in an uproar
or cause the man to leave with you.
Yeah, that's success.
I think that you should only
be interested enough
where you could deny your interest later.
Y'know, so you don't get embarrassed.
If I could go up to men
that I was interested in in public
and just put a sticker on them
that says 'mine',
I would do that.
And there wouldn't be
any men left for everyone else.
That's because no one else
had stickers printed off.
Emily,
you can meet someone
anywhere you want to.
That's the privilege of
being a girl.
That's the one benefit we get.
Couldn't vote til 1920,
but we can hook up with
pretty much any guy we want.
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Just be as weird as possible.
I don't like when
girls are like
"what should I write back in this text?
What should I say to this guy?"
Say fucking crazy shit.
Be like, "did you know
a duck's penis is a corkscrew?"
Whatever!
And then if they can't hang,
they'll leave and
then you didn't
want them anyway.
A duck's penis,
it's the shape of a corkscrew?
Oh yeah!
Because the duck's
vagina is labyrinthian.