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442oons FOOTBALL FLASHBACKS: BRAZIL 1 - 7 GERMANY

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It’s all over, Brazil 1, Germany 7!

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The last time I saw this many tears was when I caught my foreskin in my flies...

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Hush... Brazilians don’t you cry,
Thomas gonna sing you a lullaby!

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Hush Brazilians, don’t say a word...
Thomas gonna sing you a song he heard…

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/composed to take the p*** out of you...
Hit it!

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A pre-match huddle for Neymar…

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- Kneed in the back...so he won’t start!
- You son of a b-

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- Silva suspended
- What? No shirt for me?

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Don’t worry peeps - I’ll fill-in at CB!

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11minutes
1-0 to us!

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23 minutes
2-0 to us!

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24 minutes
3-0 to us!

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26 minutes
4-0 to us!

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29 minutes
5-0 to us!

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69 minutes
6-0 to us!

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79 minutes 
7-0 to us!

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- 90 minutes
- GOAL!
- Who gives a f***?!

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Hush now Brazilians please don’t you cry!
Thomas gonna sing you a lullaby...

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Hush now Brazilians, don’t say a word...
We’re in the final - you won’t even finish third! HAHA!

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We are Dee Men from Die Mannschaft! JA!

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- You were dee "man schafted"
- Shake hands?

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We would have won if I wasn’t crocked!

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NO WAY!
One more time, from the top!

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11minutes
1-0 to us!

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23 minutes
2-0 to us!

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24 minutes
3-0 to us!

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26 minutes
4-0 to us!

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29 minutes
5-0 to us!

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69 minutes
6-0 to us!

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79 minutes 
7-0 to us!

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- 90 minutes
- GOAL!
- Who gives a f***?!

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Hushed now Brazilians, now they don’t cry 
Coz Thomas went and sang them a lullaby

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Ah, bless them

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7-1!
HAHAHA!