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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.05,0:00:03.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.17,0:00:14.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(silence)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.63,0:00:20.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Finebros) Today we're gonna \Nshow you a series of videos,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.40,0:00:22.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you can't smile \Nor laugh while watching.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.54,0:00:24.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Not again. (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.39,0:00:28.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- God, no. You're joking.\NI'm so bad at these!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.73,0:00:31.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No-ho-ho! Why? (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.69,0:00:34.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm already smiling, guys.\NWhat the hell? (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.05,0:00:35.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm already laughing. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.19,0:00:36.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm gonna win this time.\NNo, no, I'm not.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.93,0:00:39.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not even gonna try to fool myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.00,0:00:43.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(in video: laughter offscreen)\N- A naked guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.29,0:00:46.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (cameraman) Go streaking around the court!\N- (whooping and laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.31,0:00:48.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (cameraman) Go streaking around--\N- Whoops. (chuckles)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.41,0:00:50.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oop! Did I miss already?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.42,0:00:51.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(buzzer)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.79,0:00:53.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (blandly) Oh no.\N- (loud thud)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.43,0:00:55.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (whooping and laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.55,0:00:57.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (cameraman) ...streaking around the court!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.41,0:00:59.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (loud thud)\N- (struggling) Mm. I wanna laugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.84,0:01:01.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (cameraman) ...streaking around the court!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.54,0:01:02.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (loud thud)\N- (whooping and laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.77,0:01:04.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (cameraman) ...streaking around the court!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.03,0:01:05.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (loud thud)\N- Boom!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.06,0:01:06.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(in video: hysterical laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.96,0:01:09.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yo, cover yourself, man.\NWhat're you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.24,0:01:11.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He just runs away.\N(in video: snickering)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.34,0:01:12.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was a bad idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.52,0:01:13.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(speaking German)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.94,0:01:15.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, this one's bad!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.42,0:01:17.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I've seen this video before. (sighs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.98,0:01:21.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It looks like ice.\NIs this guy stupid?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.78,0:01:22.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (man) Mother fucker.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.94,0:01:25.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck the fucking world\Nand my new band--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.53,0:01:27.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That is, like, the motto right there.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.69,0:01:29.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Senior quote.\N- (man) WARGH!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.15,0:01:30.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(dull thud)\N(man groans in pain)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.56,0:01:31.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter off screen)\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.70,0:01:33.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (man) Syskill!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.53,0:01:34.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WARGH!\N(dull thud)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.92,0:01:36.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(man groans in pain)\N(laughter off screen)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.50,0:01:38.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (giggling) I'm so sad.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.63,0:01:39.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(buzzer)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.66,0:01:41.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (man) WARGH!\N(dull thud)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.42,0:01:43.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(man groans in pain)\N(laughter off screen)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.36,0:01:47.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ho-ho... (disguising laugh as cough)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.01,0:01:48.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(buzzer)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.02,0:01:49.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (man) Syskill!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.12,0:01:50.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh god.\N- (man) WARGH!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.49,0:01:52.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(dull thud)\N- Oh fuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.10,0:01:53.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh dear lord.\NDon't laugh, don't laugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.52,0:01:54.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chelsea, you can do this. Don't laugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.86,0:01:57.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(man groans in pain)\N(laughter off screen)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.36,0:01:58.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(slight giggle)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.36,0:02:02.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Noooooo! (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.30,0:02:03.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(buzzer)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.51,0:02:07.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Dude, that's solid ice. Damn.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.40,0:02:10.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (chipper music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.06,0:02:12.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Gotta Blast. All right, it's my show.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.15,0:02:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (mother) Hello, Jimmy.\NI love you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.12,0:02:16.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am going to make \Na delicious dinner meal.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.51,0:02:18.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gun blast)\N- Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.54,0:02:20.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What the hell did \Nhe pull out of his pants?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.39,0:02:22.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (father) Jimmy, your mom is dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.17,0:02:24.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do an order of pizza for dinner.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.79,0:02:27.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I see Jimmy made some gains.\NHe got big.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.79,0:02:30.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Jimmy) A pizza pie \Nfor the Neutron household.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.05,0:02:31.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The body proportions \Nare just cracking me up.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.86,0:02:34.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (father) Now it is time \Nfor father/son bonding.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.81,0:02:37.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(ominously) Bond with me, Jimmy.\N- Ooh, this is weird!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.41,0:02:40.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(phone rings)\N- I suppose this is supposed to be funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.15,0:02:41.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (delivery guy) Here is an order of pizza.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.33,0:02:43.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's the worst animation.\N(pizza whizzes by)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.16,0:02:47.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Jimmy) The pizza is aggressive.\N- What the fuck?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.36,0:02:48.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (father) Oh shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.23,0:02:52.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Jimmy) Just another day \Nin the life of Jimmy Neutron.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.79,0:02:55.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Dude, what is this? Oh my god.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.39,0:02:58.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That is really dark.\N♪ (music becomes distorted, unsettling) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.02,0:03:00.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(silence)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.89,0:03:01.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Strange.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.65,0:03:05.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's either a nightmare \Nor a poorly conceived joke...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.06,0:03:06.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I ain't laughing.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.35,0:03:08.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hi, everyone. \NThanks for joining us today.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.38,0:03:11.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you know I have a mom-preneur idea?\N- (man) Do you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.40,0:03:13.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (woman) When my son was teething,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.16,0:03:15.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he used to like to take \Nthe big fat rubber end
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.61,0:03:17.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of my vibrating toothbrush.\N- Mm! Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.68,0:03:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (woman) He'd put it in his mouth. On.\N- No, I can't!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.56,0:03:22.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (woman) And put it in his mouth. On.\N- (chuckling) That's so bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.74,0:03:23.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DAMN IT!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.71,0:03:25.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought I had it.\NI didn't have it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.43,0:03:26.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(buzzer)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.36,0:03:28.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (woman) And put it in his mouth. On.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.72,0:03:30.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (man) Okay.\N- (woman) And he'd just kind of sit there--
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.04,0:03:31.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (cracking up) No!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.63,0:03:34.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was the dumbest thing to laugh about too!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.36,0:03:35.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(buzzer)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.34,0:03:38.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (woman) Just kind of sit there like,\N"Oh yeah. That feels good.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.67,0:03:40.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That hits the spot."\N- This guy's totally cracking up
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.78,0:03:42.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause it looks really inappropriate.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.48,0:03:46.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (woman, in slow-mo) That feels good.\NThat hits the spot.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.18,0:03:47.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My gums are itchy.\N- Mm, mm, mm!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.98,0:03:51.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (woman) That hits the spot.\N- (giggles) Okay, I'm done.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.34,0:03:52.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm done! (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.61,0:03:54.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(squeals) Oh my god!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.34,0:03:56.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)\N(buzzer)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.10,0:03:58.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This is what happens \Nwhen you try to be funny
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.18,0:03:59.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it doesn't come out right.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.81,0:04:01.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this guy's laughing--\NI'd be laughing at her too.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.67,0:04:03.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (cameraman) I wanna show you something.\NGet that ball over here, dawg.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.99,0:04:05.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He playin' over here.\NThere he go!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.91,0:04:07.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I want y'all to see,\Nhow good he miming.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.91,0:04:09.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on--\N- The subtitles are funny as hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.54,0:04:12.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (cameraman) Bring the ball back, boy!\NBring it on back, son!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.47,0:04:14.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Back, god-- yo, I'm over here, boy!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.69,0:04:16.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (snickers)\N- (cameraman) Hey, boy!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.36,0:04:18.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (laughing) I think \Nthe dog's a little special.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.100,0:04:19.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(buzzer)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.94,0:04:22.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (cameraman) You gon' get wet\Nand I ain't gon' take you home!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.62,0:04:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aww, come on! He got his--\N- (Finebros) That's it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.56,0:04:26.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You smiled.\N- Okay, I'm-- damn.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.53,0:04:28.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was doing so good too. (chuckles)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.55,0:04:29.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(buzzer)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.63,0:04:32.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (cameraman) You gon' get wet!\NI ain't gon' take you home.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.07,0:04:33.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aww, come on!\N- I love how they spelled "wet".
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.91,0:04:35.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,W-E-H-T.\N- (cameraman) Shit, dawg.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.77,0:04:37.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ya know how dawgs,\Nthey is and all.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.63,0:04:39.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They have to think--\N- The dog ain't no dummy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.56,0:04:41.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (cameraman) ...ponder the whole situation.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.19,0:04:45.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause he-- he--\Naww, Jobey! Whatchu doin', dawwwwg?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.74,0:04:51.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jobey, that's the nastiest thang!\N- All right. Is that it?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.35,0:04:53.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Finebros) You won!\N- (gasps) Oh my god!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.10,0:04:55.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really wanted to prove that I could do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.17,0:04:56.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That was easier than last time.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.26,0:04:57.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Most of it wasn't funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.59,0:04:59.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I didn't get laid last night
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.16,0:05:00.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I'm not in a very good mood anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.68,0:05:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Thanks for watching, everyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.80,0:05:03.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Don't miss out on\Nall our new shows. Subscribe.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.98,0:05:06.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Let us know in the comments \Nhow well you did in this challenge.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.37,0:05:07.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- See you next time. Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.44,0:05:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ♪ When you're smilin' ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.00,0:05:10.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Keep on smilin' ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.69,0:05:13.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ The whole world smiles with you ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.24,0:05:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.00,0:05:29.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(music ends)