1
00:00:00,054 --> 00:00:03,491
♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪

2
00:00:11,171 --> 00:00:14,418
(silence)

3
00:00:18,630 --> 00:00:20,399
- (Finebros) Today we're gonna 
show you a series of videos,

4
00:00:20,399 --> 00:00:22,543
but you can't smile 
or laugh while watching.

5
00:00:22,543 --> 00:00:24,392
- Not again. (laughing)

6
00:00:24,392 --> 00:00:28,734
- God, no. You're joking.
I'm so bad at these!

7
00:00:28,734 --> 00:00:31,690
- No-ho-ho! Why? (laughs)

8
00:00:31,690 --> 00:00:34,048
- I'm already smiling, guys.
What the hell? (laughs)

9
00:00:34,048 --> 00:00:35,192
- I'm already laughing. Okay.

10
00:00:35,192 --> 00:00:36,931
- I'm gonna win this time.
No, no, I'm not.

11
00:00:36,931 --> 00:00:39,025
I'm not even gonna try to fool myself.

12
00:00:41,005 --> 00:00:43,291
(in video: laughter offscreen)
- A naked guy.

13
00:00:43,291 --> 00:00:46,311
- (cameraman) Go streaking around the court!
- (whooping and laughter)

14
00:00:46,311 --> 00:00:48,408
- (cameraman) Go streaking around--
- Whoops. (chuckles)

15
00:00:48,408 --> 00:00:50,420
Oop! Did I miss already?

16
00:00:50,420 --> 00:00:51,531
(buzzer)

17
00:00:51,791 --> 00:00:53,430
- (blandly) Oh no.
- (loud thud)

18
00:00:53,430 --> 00:00:55,549
- (whooping and laughter)

19
00:00:55,549 --> 00:00:57,410
- (cameraman) ...streaking around the court!

20
00:00:57,410 --> 00:00:59,840
- (loud thud)
- (struggling) Mm. I wanna laugh.

21
00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:01,541
- (cameraman) ...streaking around the court!

22
00:01:01,541 --> 00:01:02,774
- (loud thud)
- (whooping and laughter)

23
00:01:02,774 --> 00:01:04,027
- (cameraman) ...streaking around the court!

24
00:01:04,027 --> 00:01:05,060
- (loud thud)
- Boom!

25
00:01:05,060 --> 00:01:06,957
(in video: hysterical laughter)

26
00:01:06,957 --> 00:01:09,240
- Yo, cover yourself, man.
What're you doing?

27
00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:11,340
- He just runs away.
(in video: snickering)

28
00:01:11,340 --> 00:01:12,522
That was a bad idea.

29
00:01:12,522 --> 00:01:13,937
(speaking German)

30
00:01:13,937 --> 00:01:15,421
- Oh, this one's bad!

31
00:01:15,421 --> 00:01:17,908
- I've seen this video before. (sighs)

32
00:01:18,978 --> 00:01:21,552
- It looks like ice.
Is this guy stupid?

33
00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:22,936
- (man) Mother fucker.

34
00:01:22,936 --> 00:01:25,534
Fuck the fucking world
and my new band--

35
00:01:25,534 --> 00:01:27,689
- That is, like, the motto right there.

36
00:01:27,689 --> 00:01:29,147
Senior quote.
- (man) WARGH!

37
00:01:29,147 --> 00:01:30,564
(dull thud)
(man groans in pain)

38
00:01:30,564 --> 00:01:31,696
(laughter off screen)
- Yeah.

39
00:01:31,696 --> 00:01:33,332
- (man) Syskill!

40
00:01:33,532 --> 00:01:34,921
WARGH!
(dull thud)

41
00:01:34,921 --> 00:01:36,505
(man groans in pain)
(laughter off screen)

42
00:01:36,505 --> 00:01:38,632
- (giggling) I'm so sad.

43
00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:39,661
(buzzer)

44
00:01:39,661 --> 00:01:41,425
- (man) WARGH!
(dull thud)

45
00:01:41,425 --> 00:01:43,507
(man groans in pain)
(laughter off screen)

46
00:01:44,357 --> 00:01:47,013
- Ho-ho... (disguising laugh as cough)

47
00:01:47,013 --> 00:01:48,021
(buzzer)

48
00:01:48,021 --> 00:01:49,125
- (man) Syskill!

49
00:01:49,125 --> 00:01:50,492
- Oh god.
- (man) WARGH!

50
00:01:50,492 --> 00:01:52,098
(dull thud)
- Oh fuck.

51
00:01:52,098 --> 00:01:53,516
- Oh dear lord.
Don't laugh, don't laugh.

52
00:01:53,516 --> 00:01:54,856
Chelsea, you can do this. Don't laugh.

53
00:01:54,856 --> 00:01:57,209
(man groans in pain)
(laughter off screen)

54
00:01:57,359 --> 00:01:58,224
(slight giggle)

55
00:02:00,364 --> 00:02:02,295
- Noooooo! (laughs)

56
00:02:02,295 --> 00:02:03,511
(buzzer)

57
00:02:03,511 --> 00:02:07,399
- Dude, that's solid ice. Damn.

58
00:02:07,399 --> 00:02:10,057
♪ (chipper music) ♪

59
00:02:10,057 --> 00:02:12,029
- Gotta Blast. All right, it's my show.

60
00:02:12,149 --> 00:02:14,125
- (mother) Hello, Jimmy.
I love you.

61
00:02:14,125 --> 00:02:16,812
I am going to make 
a delicious dinner meal.

62
00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:18,540
(gun blast)
- Oh.

63
00:02:18,540 --> 00:02:20,392
- What the hell did 
he pull out of his pants?

64
00:02:20,392 --> 00:02:22,168
- (father) Jimmy, your mom is dead.

65
00:02:22,168 --> 00:02:24,238
Do an order of pizza for dinner.

66
00:02:25,788 --> 00:02:27,787
- I see Jimmy made some gains.
He got big.

67
00:02:27,787 --> 00:02:30,048
- (Jimmy) A pizza pie 
for the Neutron household.

68
00:02:30,048 --> 00:02:31,857
- The body proportions 
are just cracking me up.

69
00:02:31,857 --> 00:02:34,808
- (father) Now it is time 
for father/son bonding.

70
00:02:34,808 --> 00:02:37,413
(ominously) Bond with me, Jimmy.
- Ooh, this is weird!

71
00:02:37,413 --> 00:02:40,151
(phone rings)
- I suppose this is supposed to be funny.

72
00:02:40,151 --> 00:02:41,333
- (delivery guy) Here is an order of pizza.

73
00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:43,575
- That's the worst animation.
(pizza whizzes by)

74
00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,363
- (Jimmy) The pizza is aggressive.
- What the fuck?!

75
00:02:47,363 --> 00:02:48,338
- (father) Oh shit.

76
00:02:50,228 --> 00:02:52,787
- (Jimmy) Just another day 
in the life of Jimmy Neutron.

77
00:02:52,787 --> 00:02:55,386
- Dude, what is this? Oh my god.

78
00:02:55,386 --> 00:02:58,377
- That is really dark.
♪ (music becomes distorted, unsettling) ♪

79
00:03:00,017 --> 00:03:00,889
(silence)

80
00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:01,652
- Strange.

81
00:03:01,652 --> 00:03:05,055
- It's either a nightmare 
or a poorly conceived joke...

82
00:03:05,055 --> 00:03:06,354
and I ain't laughing.

83
00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:08,375
- Hi, everyone. 
Thanks for joining us today.

84
00:03:08,375 --> 00:03:11,389
Did you know I have a mom-preneur idea?
- (man) Do you?

85
00:03:11,405 --> 00:03:13,160
- (woman) When my son was teething,

86
00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,609
he used to like to take 
the big fat rubber end

87
00:03:15,609 --> 00:03:17,679
of my vibrating toothbrush.
- Mm! Stop!

88
00:03:17,679 --> 00:03:19,559
- (woman) He'd put it in his mouth. On.
- No, I can't!

89
00:03:19,559 --> 00:03:22,735
- (woman) And put it in his mouth. On.
- (chuckling) That's so bad.

90
00:03:22,735 --> 00:03:23,710
DAMN IT!

91
00:03:23,710 --> 00:03:25,430
I thought I had it.
I didn't have it.

92
00:03:25,430 --> 00:03:26,355
(buzzer)

93
00:03:26,355 --> 00:03:28,725
- (woman) And put it in his mouth. On.

94
00:03:28,725 --> 00:03:30,045
- (man) Okay.
- (woman) And he'd just kind of sit there--

95
00:03:30,045 --> 00:03:31,631
- (cracking up) No!

96
00:03:31,631 --> 00:03:34,356
It was the dumbest thing to laugh about too!

97
00:03:34,356 --> 00:03:35,337
(buzzer)

98
00:03:35,337 --> 00:03:38,666
- (woman) Just kind of sit there like,
"Oh yeah. That feels good.

99
00:03:38,666 --> 00:03:40,775
That hits the spot."
- This guy's totally cracking up

100
00:03:40,775 --> 00:03:42,477
'cause it looks really inappropriate.

101
00:03:42,477 --> 00:03:46,185
- (woman, in slow-mo) That feels good.
That hits the spot.

102
00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:47,981
My gums are itchy.
- Mm, mm, mm!

103
00:03:47,981 --> 00:03:51,342
- (woman) That hits the spot.
- (giggles) Okay, I'm done.

104
00:03:51,342 --> 00:03:52,612
I'm done! (laughs)

105
00:03:52,612 --> 00:03:54,339
(squeals) Oh my god!

106
00:03:54,339 --> 00:03:56,103
(laughing)
(buzzer)

107
00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:58,178
- This is what happens 
when you try to be funny

108
00:03:58,178 --> 00:03:59,813
and it doesn't come out right.

109
00:03:59,813 --> 00:04:01,671
And this guy's laughing--
I'd be laughing at her too.

110
00:04:01,671 --> 00:04:03,987
- (cameraman) I wanna show you something.
Get that ball over here, dawg.

111
00:04:03,987 --> 00:04:05,913
He playin' over here.
There he go!

112
00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:07,911
That's what I want y'all to see,
how good he miming.

113
00:04:07,911 --> 00:04:09,543
Come on--
- The subtitles are funny as hell.

114
00:04:09,543 --> 00:04:12,469
- (cameraman) Bring the ball back, boy!
Bring it on back, son!

115
00:04:12,469 --> 00:04:14,693
Back, god-- yo, I'm over here, boy!

116
00:04:14,693 --> 00:04:16,361
- (snickers)
- (cameraman) Hey, boy!!!

117
00:04:16,361 --> 00:04:18,999
- (laughing) I think 
the dog's a little special.

118
00:04:18,999 --> 00:04:19,940
(buzzer)

119
00:04:19,940 --> 00:04:22,616
- (cameraman) You gon' get wet
and I ain't gon' take you home!

120
00:04:22,616 --> 00:04:24,565
Aww, come on! He got his--
- (Finebros) That's it.

121
00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:26,528
You smiled.
- Okay, I'm-- damn.

122
00:04:26,528 --> 00:04:28,546
I was doing so good too. (chuckles)

123
00:04:28,546 --> 00:04:29,633
(buzzer)

124
00:04:29,633 --> 00:04:32,074
- (cameraman) You gon' get wet!
I ain't gon' take you home.

125
00:04:32,074 --> 00:04:33,907
Aww, come on!
- I love how they spelled "wet".

126
00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:35,769
W-E-H-T.
- (cameraman) Shit, dawg.

127
00:04:35,769 --> 00:04:37,632
Ya know how dawgs,
they is and all.

128
00:04:37,632 --> 00:04:39,562
They have to think--
- The dog ain't no dummy.

129
00:04:39,562 --> 00:04:41,188
- (cameraman) ...ponder the whole situation.

130
00:04:41,188 --> 00:04:45,736
'Cause he-- he--
aww, Jobey! Whatchu doin', dawwwwg?

131
00:04:45,736 --> 00:04:51,352
Jobey, that's the nastiest thang!
- All right. Is that it?

132
00:04:51,352 --> 00:04:53,103
- (Finebros) You won!
- (gasps) Oh my god!

133
00:04:53,103 --> 00:04:55,174
I really wanted to prove that I could do it.

134
00:04:55,174 --> 00:04:56,261
- That was easier than last time.

135
00:04:56,261 --> 00:04:57,592
- Most of it wasn't funny.

136
00:04:57,592 --> 00:04:59,165
You know, I didn't get laid last night

137
00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:00,682
so I'm not in a very good mood anyway.

138
00:05:00,682 --> 00:05:01,798
- Thanks for watching, everyone.

139
00:05:01,798 --> 00:05:03,984
- Don't miss out on
all our new shows. Subscribe.

140
00:05:03,984 --> 00:05:06,367
- Let us know in the comments 
how well you did in this challenge.

141
00:05:06,367 --> 00:05:07,438
- See you next time. Bye.

142
00:05:07,438 --> 00:05:09,000
- ♪ When you're smilin' ♪

143
00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,686
♪ Keep on smilin' ♪

144
00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:13,236
♪ The whole world smiles with you ♪

145
00:05:13,236 --> 00:05:24,002
♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪

146
00:05:24,002 --> 00:05:29,665
(music ends)