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Polkovnik

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Kaj je?

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Tole smo dobili od vremenarjev

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Moj bog, je...

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Ja, gospod

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sonce

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nebo brez oblačka

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prvi vroč dan leta je

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To je to, gospoda

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za to smo se izurili

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Gremo! Gremo, gremo!

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Ali podvojimo patrulje?

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Početverite jih

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Početverimo naj jih?

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polovica patrulj bo vzela bolniško

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tako kot vsak delavec v državi

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Hiteli bodo na pobočja (=banke)

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Bankomate?

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Obrečja, ob kanalih

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kjerkoli je voda

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kjer lahko ljudje sedijo 
s pločevinko v rokah

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Mesto bo prepolno ljudi

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ki bodo popivali na ulicah

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Javno uriniranje bo na višku

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Dajte ven rumeno opozorilo

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Ja gospod

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In povejte enotam, naj bodo previdne

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Hočem človeka na vsaki stre...

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Ja

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...šnem baru

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Naj se osredotočimo na njih?

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Ne, na vrtne centre

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Zasuti bodo

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jezne množice bodo čakale v vrstah

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in držale lopate in vile

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Servisi kosilnic

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bodo zasičeno z ljudmi, ki so obupani

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Čakali so s košnjo visoke trave

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na suh dan

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Bolnišnicam bi morali povedati

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urgence bodo zabasane

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Moški srednjih let

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ki se bodo dobili pri nogometu

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prvič v enem letu

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Morali bi pripraviti straže za peko

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Opekline?

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Ne

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Irci, ki poskušajo peči na žaru

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Klici o bolniškah so že
začeli prihajati, gospod

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Pokličite rezerve

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Vojsko

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Ne

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mlečne rezerve

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Ja gospod

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Mr Whippy bo potreboval 
vso pomoč, ki jo lahko dobi

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Hočem nadzorne točke v vseh parkih

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Kaj iščemo gospod?

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Budale s kitarami

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Kaj pa ceste?

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Bodite ekstra pozorni na vesele voznike
(=vožnja z ukradenim vozilom)

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Kraje vozil?

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Ne

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Ljudi, ki brez cilja vozijo kabriolete

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s streho dol, da bi upravičili nakup

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Dajte mi Notranje ministrstvo

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Moram govoriti z ministrico

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Na bolniški je, gospod

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Pismo

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Gospod, govorice se pojavljajo o Ircih,

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ki so seksi na plaži

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Moramo ustaviti dezinformacije

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Kaj lahko še naredimo polkovnik?

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Vse, kar lahko sedaj naredimo je,

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da upamo na dež

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Uh...

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Mislite, da bi lahko

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danes malo prej končali?

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No, ne vem zakaj ne

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Doomdah

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Prišla so poročila o ljudeh,

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ki se niso naročili na kanal, mislim...

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To je bilo podprto

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z neodvisnimi pričami

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in statistiko

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Prihajamo na Edinburgh Fringe Festival

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z našim novim šovom avgusta

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če boste tam, si prosim pridite pogledat

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Doomdah (Anja Lovše)