1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:00,779 Polkovnik 2 00:00:00,779 --> 00:00:01,320 Kaj je? 3 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:02,686 Tole smo dobili od vremenarjev 4 00:00:02,686 --> 00:00:03,723 Moj bog, je... 5 00:00:03,723 --> 00:00:04,404 Ja, gospod 6 00:00:04,404 --> 00:00:05,158 sonce 7 00:00:05,158 --> 00:00:06,382 nebo brez oblačka 8 00:00:06,382 --> 00:00:07,577 prvi vroč dan leta je 9 00:00:07,577 --> 00:00:08,807 To je to, gospoda 10 00:00:08,807 --> 00:00:09,832 za to smo se izurili 11 00:00:09,832 --> 00:00:11,353 Gremo! Gremo, gremo! 12 00:00:11,353 --> 00:00:12,401 Ali podvojimo patrulje? 13 00:00:12,401 --> 00:00:13,199 Početverite jih 14 00:00:13,199 --> 00:00:13,918 Početverimo naj jih? 15 00:00:13,918 --> 00:00:15,606 polovica patrulj bo vzela bolniško 16 00:00:15,606 --> 00:00:17,500 tako kot vsak delavec v državi 17 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:18,776 Hiteli bodo na pobočja (=banke) 18 00:00:18,776 --> 00:00:19,611 Bankomate? 19 00:00:19,611 --> 00:00:20,647 Obrečja, ob kanalih 20 00:00:20,647 --> 00:00:22,040 kjerkoli je voda 21 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:23,384 kjer lahko ljudje sedijo s pločevinko v rokah 22 00:00:23,384 --> 00:00:25,032 Mesto bo prepolno ljudi 23 00:00:25,032 --> 00:00:25,800 ki bodo popivali na ulicah 24 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:27,498 Javno uriniranje bo na višku 25 00:00:27,498 --> 00:00:28,440 Dajte ven rumeno opozorilo 26 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:29,044 Ja gospod 27 00:00:29,044 --> 00:00:30,567 In povejte enotam, naj bodo previdne 28 00:00:30,567 --> 00:00:31,680 Hočem človeka na vsaki stre... 29 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:32,180 Ja 30 00:00:32,180 --> 00:00:32,680 ...šnem baru 31 00:00:33,231 --> 00:00:34,571 Naj se osredotočimo na njih? 32 00:00:34,571 --> 00:00:35,839 Ne, na vrtne centre 33 00:00:35,839 --> 00:00:36,771 Zasuti bodo 34 00:00:36,771 --> 00:00:38,142 jezne množice bodo čakale v vrstah 35 00:00:38,142 --> 00:00:39,219 in držale lopate in vile 36 00:00:39,219 --> 00:00:40,594 Servisi kosilnic 37 00:00:40,594 --> 00:00:42,141 bodo zasičeno z ljudmi, ki so obupani 38 00:00:42,141 --> 00:00:43,851 Čakali so s košnjo visoke trave 39 00:00:43,851 --> 00:00:44,795 na suh dan 40 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:45,954 Bolnišnicam bi morali povedati 41 00:00:45,954 --> 00:00:47,489 urgence bodo zabasane 42 00:00:47,489 --> 00:00:48,288 Moški srednjih let 43 00:00:48,288 --> 00:00:49,360 ki se bodo dobili pri nogometu 44 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:50,799 prvič v enem letu 45 00:00:50,799 --> 00:00:52,034 Morali bi pripraviti straže za peko 46 00:00:52,034 --> 00:00:52,698 Opekline? 47 00:00:52,698 --> 00:00:53,498 Ne 48 00:00:53,498 --> 00:00:55,240 Irci, ki poskušajo peči na žaru 49 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:57,034 Klici o bolniškah so že začeli prihajati, gospod 50 00:00:57,034 --> 00:00:57,972 Pokličite rezerve 51 00:00:57,972 --> 00:00:58,472 Vojsko 52 00:00:58,472 --> 00:00:59,159 Ne 53 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:00,391 mlečne rezerve 54 00:01:00,391 --> 00:01:00,891 Ja gospod 55 00:01:00,891 --> 00:01:03,137 Mr Whippy bo potreboval vso pomoč, ki jo lahko dobi 56 00:01:03,137 --> 00:01:05,517 Hočem nadzorne točke v vseh parkih 57 00:01:05,517 --> 00:01:06,380 Kaj iščemo gospod? 58 00:01:06,380 --> 00:01:07,533 Budale s kitarami 59 00:01:07,533 --> 00:01:08,246 Kaj pa ceste? 60 00:01:08,246 --> 00:01:09,665 Bodite ekstra pozorni na vesele voznike (=vožnja z ukradenim vozilom) 61 00:01:09,665 --> 00:01:10,337 Kraje vozil? 62 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:11,062 Ne 63 00:01:11,062 --> 00:01:12,793 Ljudi, ki brez cilja vozijo kabriolete 64 00:01:12,793 --> 00:01:14,945 s streho dol, da bi upravičili nakup 65 00:01:14,945 --> 00:01:16,020 Dajte mi Notranje ministrstvo 66 00:01:16,020 --> 00:01:17,030 Moram govoriti z ministrico 67 00:01:17,030 --> 00:01:17,908 Na bolniški je, gospod 68 00:01:17,908 --> 00:01:18,455 Pismo 69 00:01:18,455 --> 00:01:19,919 Gospod, govorice se pojavljajo o Ircih, 70 00:01:19,919 --> 00:01:21,061 ki so seksi na plaži 71 00:01:21,061 --> 00:01:23,078 Moramo ustaviti dezinformacije 72 00:01:23,078 --> 00:01:24,197 Kaj lahko še naredimo polkovnik? 73 00:01:24,197 --> 00:01:26,222 Vse, kar lahko sedaj naredimo je, 74 00:01:26,222 --> 00:01:28,600 da upamo na dež 75 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:29,592 Uh... 76 00:01:29,592 --> 00:01:30,742 Mislite, da bi lahko 77 00:01:30,742 --> 00:01:32,392 danes malo prej končali? 78 00:01:33,537 --> 00:01:34,737 No, ne vem zakaj ne 79 00:01:34,737 --> 00:01:35,774 Doomdah 80 00:01:35,774 --> 00:01:37,272 Prišla so poročila o ljudeh, 81 00:01:37,272 --> 00:01:38,933 ki se niso naročili na kanal, mislim... 82 00:01:38,933 --> 00:01:39,921 To je bilo podprto 83 00:01:39,921 --> 00:01:41,341 z neodvisnimi pričami 84 00:01:41,341 --> 00:01:42,529 in statistiko 85 00:01:42,529 --> 00:01:43,914 Prihajamo na Edinburgh Fringe Festival 86 00:01:43,914 --> 00:01:45,221 z našim novim šovom avgusta 87 00:01:45,221 --> 00:01:46,812 če boste tam, si prosim pridite pogledat 88 00:01:47,618 --> 00:01:49,666 Doomdah (Anja Lovše)