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Comandante.

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Cosa c'è?

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Questo è appena arrivato 
dal servizio meteorologico.

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Mio Dio, non è...

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Sì, signore.

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Splende il sole,

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il cielo è limpido,

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è il primo giorno caldo dell'anno.

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Signori, il momento è arrivato.

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È per questo che ci siamo preparati.

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Muoversi, muoversi, muoversi!

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Raddoppiamo le pattuglie?

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Quadruplicatele.

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Quadruplicarle?

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La metà di quelle pattuglie si darà malata,

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come tutti gli altri lavoratori di questo paese.

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Ci sarà un vero assalto.

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Ai bancomat?

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Agli argini dei fiumi, dei canali,

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ovunque ci sia dell'acqua che scorre

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e la gente si può sedere con una lattina in mano.

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La città sarà travolta da gente

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che beve per strada.

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La minzione pubblica raggiungerà livelli mai visti.

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Emettete un'allerta gialla.

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