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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.12,0:00:00.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Commander
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.78,0:00:01.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.32,0:00:02.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This just in from the weather office
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.69,0:00:03.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My God it's not...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.72,0:00:04.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes sir
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.40,0:00:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sunshine
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.16,0:00:06.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,clear skies
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.38,0:00:07.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's the first hot day of the year
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.58,0:00:08.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is it gentlemen
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.81,0:00:09.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is what we trained for
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.83,0:00:11.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Move it! move it, move it!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.35,0:00:12.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Should we double the patrol numbers?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.40,0:00:13.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quadruple them
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.20,0:00:13.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quadruple them?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.92,0:00:15.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,half of those patrollers are going to call in sick
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.61,0:00:17.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,along with every other worker in this country
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.50,0:00:18.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's going to be a run on the banks
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.78,0:00:19.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The cash machines?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.61,0:00:20.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,River banks, canal banks
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.65,0:00:22.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anywhere there's an open body of water
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.04,0:00:23.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where people can sit with a can in their hand
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.38,0:00:25.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The city is going to get overwhelmed with people
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.03,0:00:25.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out drinking on the streets
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.80,0:00:27.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Public urination is going to be at an all-time high
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.50,0:00:28.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Issue a yellow warning
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.44,0:00:29.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes sir
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.04,0:00:30.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And tell all units to tread carefully
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.57,0:00:31.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want a man on every rooftop
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.68,0:00:32.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.18,0:00:32.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bar
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.23,0:00:34.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Should we concentrate all our efforts there?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.57,0:00:35.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No the garden centers
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.84,0:00:36.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're going to be swamped
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.77,0:00:38.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,angry mobs waiting in line
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.14,0:00:39.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,holding shovels and pitchforks
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.22,0:00:40.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The lawnmower repair centers
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.59,0:00:42.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they'll be overwhelmed with people desperate
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.14,0:00:43.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they've been waiting in the long grass
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.85,0:00:44.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for a dry day
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.80,0:00:45.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We should let the hospitals know
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.95,0:00:47.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the emergency departments are going to be overrun
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.49,0:00:48.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Middle-aged men
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.29,0:00:49.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,meeting up to play football
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.36,0:00:50.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the first time in nearly a year
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.80,0:00:52.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We should also prep the burn wards
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.03,0:00:52.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sunburn?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.70,0:00:53.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.50,0:00:55.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Irish people trying to use a barbecue
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.24,0:00:57.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The sick calls have already started coming in sir
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.03,0:00:57.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Call on the reserves
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.97,0:00:58.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Army
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.47,0:00:59.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.16,0:01:00.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the dairy reserves
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.39,0:01:00.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes sir
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.89,0:01:03.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr Whippy is going to need all the help he can get
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.14,0:01:05.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want checkpoints posted at all the local parks
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.52,0:01:06.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are we looking for sir?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.38,0:01:07.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pricks with guitars
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.53,0:01:08.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about the roads?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.25,0:01:09.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be extra vigilant for joy riders
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.66,0:01:10.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Car theft?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.34,0:01:11.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.06,0:01:12.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People aimlessly driving their convertibles around
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.79,0:01:14.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the top down to justify the purchase
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.94,0:01:16.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get me the Department of Justice
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.02,0:01:17.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need to speak with the minister
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.03,0:01:17.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's out sick sir
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.91,0:01:18.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.46,0:01:19.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir there's rumors of Irish people looking
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.92,0:01:21.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sexy on a beach
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.06,0:01:23.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need to stop the spread of disinformation
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.08,0:01:24.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What else can we do Commander?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.20,0:01:26.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All we can do now
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.22,0:01:28.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is pray for rain
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.60,0:01:29.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.59,0:01:30.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you think we we could maybe
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.74,0:01:32.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tip off early today??
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.54,0:01:34.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well I don't see why not
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.74,0:01:35.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doomdah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.77,0:01:37.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's been reports of people not subscribing
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.27,0:01:38.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the channel I mean...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.93,0:01:39.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These have been backed up
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.92,0:01:41.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by independent witnesses
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.34,0:01:42.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and statistics
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.53,0:01:43.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are coming to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.91,0:01:45.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with our new show this August
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.22,0:01:46.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you're up there please check it out
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.62,0:01:49.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doomdah