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Thanks, man.

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I'm excited about being here.
We're going to have some fun.

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My name is Michael Jr.

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I'm going to do some jokes.

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(Laughter)

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(Applause)

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Yet, at the same time,
I’d like to explain to you how life

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well, how comedy works.

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So let's stop right here.

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I actually like the city of Reno a lot.

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I was here once...

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(Applause)

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I was here once;

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I was keynote speaking for a corporation

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and something really kind of strange
happened when I was here.

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Normally, I'm the type of person
I like to be on a stage alone.

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I don't need any help or anybody...

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So this CEO of this large company
introduces me, and he has the microphone,

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and normally, we have two different mics,
and he leaves, and then, I'm there.

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That's the plan.

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Dude stays there.

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(Laughter)

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I'm standing right next to him
with no mic.

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(Laughter)

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And then he looks at the audience,
and I'm standing there, and he says...

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First, let me explain this.

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I'm the type of comedian,
like, I'm observational.

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I pay attention to things
like college students.

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Take someone who goes to a nice school

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like the University
of Southern California.

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Ask them what school they go to,
you get a nice quick answer,

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- "What school you go to?"
- "USC."

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New York University -
you get a nice quick answer,

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- "What school you go to?"
- "NYU."

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Ask somebody who goes
to community college.

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You get a much longer
response, don't you?

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(Laughter)

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"What school you go to?"

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"Well, see, right now, what I'm doing,
I'm gonna get a couple credits, right?

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Then my financial aid
is supposed to come through.

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Then I'm gonna transfer, man.

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They say school kills creativity anyway.

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Man, I feel vulnerable.
Is Brené Brown around?

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Man, I feel very vulnerable right now."

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(Laughter)

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Let me tell you a little more about me.

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I love being a dad.

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And I have five kids, yeah.

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And I travel a lot

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so I can see them all.

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(Laughter)

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Ha, ha! I'm just playing.
I don't see them, I don't see them.

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(Laughter)

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No, I do. I have five kids.
They're all with me.

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I live in Dallas now.

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My kids are awesome.

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The thing about having a big family is

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you always have
to figure out ways to save money.

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We wanted to get
our family pictures taken,

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and that stuff was expensive.

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So what we did to save money was
we all got in the front seat of the car,

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looked both ways, and ran a red light.

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That's what we did.
That's what we did.

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(Laughter)

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Two weeks later,
the picture came in the mail.

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(Laughter)

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But my son blinked

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so we had to do it again,
we had to do it again.

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This stuff is crazy.

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(Laughter)

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I was doing that joke in prison recently.

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I wasn't in prison,
like, "Hey, I'm funny. Get off me!"

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It wasn't like that.

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(Laughter)

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Whenever we're doing a big live event
- like we're doing one tonight in Reno -

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whenever we do a large ticketed event,
a concert, in a city,

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we always look for a homeless shelter,
a prison, an abused children's facility

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to go to during the day to do comedy.

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So I'm so I'm doing a prison this time...

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(Applause)

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It's a TEDx talk,
I don't got that much time.

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You don't got to clap, it's OK.

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(Laughter)

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So we're doing this prison,
and I do the joke about the red light,

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and 75% of the prisoners laughed;

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the rest of them... nothing.

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Then I realized what was going on.

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Some of them had been locked up so long,

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the dude next to them
had to explain the joke.

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He was like, "See, nowadays,
when you run a red light,

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they send a picture
with the ticket in the mail."

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Then he looked at the dude next to him,

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"A red light is what they use for traffic
when you go down the road."

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(Laughter)

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And then he said,
"A road is what they use..."

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(Laughter)

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Wow!

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Where am I at right now, man?

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So I'd like to explain to you
how comedy works.

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This is how comedy works;
really all comedy.

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Any time you laugh, this formula
is taking place in one way or another,

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but specifically, with regards
to stand-up, this is how it works as well.

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First, there's a setup,
and then, there's a punchline.

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Let me explain.

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The setup is when a comedian
will use his talents and resources

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to seize any opportunity

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to ensure that you, the audience,
are moving in the same direction.

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The punchline occurs
when he changes that direction

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in a way you're not expecting.

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When you catch on to this change,
you've received the punchline.

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The results are revelation, fulfillment,
and joy expressed through laughter.

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(Laughter)

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Let me give you an example.

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A few summers ago, I took my family
on vacation to Mexico.

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The first two days were rough

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because the people there
kept calling me a "Negro."

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The third day, I realized
they were saying "amigo,"

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and it was all cool; that was cool, so...

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(Laughter)

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Did you see what just happened
right there?

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(Laughter)

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So when I was a child, I used
to struggle with my reading.

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I used to really have a hard time reading.

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I don't know, I just struggled with it.

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I read now just fine;

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like the signs over the door
that say 'exite, ' I can read that stuff.

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(Laughter)

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But when I was a kid,
I used to struggle with my reading.

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I couldn't sound a word out
phonetically, it just didn't work.

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So now, looking back at it, I realize
I developed seven different ways

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to look at a word
to determine what the word was.

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And I just started noticing this
really in junior high.

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So I would look at the font size,
the color, the positioning,

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what's in front of it, what's behind it,
how people responded to it.

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I got really good at
looking at words differently

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to the point in high school,
people didn't know I wasn't really reading

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I was just working it out
really, really fast.

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Now as an adult, I read just fine,

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but I still have this ability to look
at words, and people, and situations

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seven different ways almost immediately.

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In fact, it's the primary place
where I pull my comedy from.

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So that very thing from my past
that looked like it was a setback,

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looked like it was some sort of handicap,

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turns out I'm actually able to use it
for what I'm called to do now.

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So just like you, you've probably
had some sort of setbacks,

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but if you, in a way, would embrace it,

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you'll probably find there's
more opportunities out there.

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Now I find comedy all over the place.

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At the airport today:

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little white kid walked up to me,
asked for an autograph.

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I was like, "Hey buddy, what's your name?"
He said, "I'm Tanner."

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I looked at him, I said, "No, you're not."

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(Laughter)

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His mom was cracking up.

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He was like, "I am Tanner!"

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(Laughter)

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"No. Trust me. You're not."

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(Laughter)

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Or I'll notice stuff; I saw this dude
with a muscle shirt on.

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You ever see a dude
with a muscle shirt, like a white tank,

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but he ain't got no muscles?

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(Laughter)

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What is that? A wife threatener?

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(Laughter)

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Depending on
where you're from in the country,

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you'll understand that joke better.

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(Laughter)

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And his friend had on a shirt that said,

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"If you don't speak English,
leave the country."

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Hmm... but it was written
in English. So...

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(Laughter)

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So I walked up to him,
and I said, "You're dumb!"

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(Laughter)

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But I said it in Spanish though
so he wouldn't know...

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(Laughter)

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So I'm able to find comedy
in a bunch of different places

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as a result of embracing what seemed
like it was a handicap from my past.

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I notice even what people say sometimes.

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Have you ever heard the phrase,

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"Boy, I wish I could've been
a fly on the wall"?

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Every time I hear that,
I walk up to the person, and I say,

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"And then what?"

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(Laughter)

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No, no, no, no.

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You want to be a fly on the wall

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so you could hear the information
that was in the room.

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Well, I've done the research.

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Hmm... Flies don't have ears.

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(Laughter)

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Yeah.

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You would be just as ignorant
as you currently are

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(Laughter)

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but you would be a fly.

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(Laughter)

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Nobody even listens to a fly.

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(Laughter)

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I mean, let's say you're
a fly that could read lips.

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What are you going to do
with the information?

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(Laughter)

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And you've got two days to live.

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(Laughter)

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You're making bad choices.

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(Laughter)

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Or people will say stuff to me like,

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"Michael Jr., where you from originally?"

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I'm like, "Originally? Huh.
Well, I was conceived in Michigan."

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(Laughter)

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"Before that, I was in my dad."

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(Laughter)

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Yeah.

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(Laughter)

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"And then, there was
a swim competition," right?

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(Laughter)

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"And I won, which is crazy"

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(Laughter)

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"because currently, I don't swim at all."

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(Laughter)

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I used to be pretty good
though, apparently.

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(Laughter)

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I am not politically correct.

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I'm just going to tell: I know
I do comedy, but it's just too much work.

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I'm just telling you.

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You have to watch the news
and know the language.

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If you put the right stuff in your heart,
the right stuff will come out.

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So I never tried,
I never try to be politically correct.

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Some people work hard.

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I'm at a coffee shop; a white guy
in front of me orders a coffee.

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The lady in front of him
is like, "How do you want it?"

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He looked back at me and was like,
"Um, African-American please."

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(Laughter)

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I was like, "Cool.
Let me get the Caucasian Mocha.

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Let me get that if I could...

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just get the Caucasian Mocha, I guess.

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I'm trying to learn, I'm trying to learn."

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(Laughter)

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Coaches would say some stuff too.

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Ever hear your coach say something like,

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"The stuff I'm teaching here,
it's not just about this game,

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You could apply it to life."

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Here's the thing, people:
that's not true.

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I thought it was true.

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Straight out of high school,

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one of my first jobs was...
I used to park cars.

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One of the cars was really nice
so I took it for a little spin.

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The company found out,
and my boss lost the account.

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He was yelling at me and screaming

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I didn't know what to say or do.

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I thought back
to my high school football coach.

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I looked at my boss, and I was like,
"You know what, man?

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You win some, you lose some, man."

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(Laughter)

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"You can't let this one loss
get you down."

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(Laughter)

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"The important thing is
I went out there, and I had fun.”

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(Laughter)

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(Applause)

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Then I got fired, man.
I got fired right away.

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(Laughter)

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Actually, I do play some basketball.

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I didn't want to perpetuate
stereotypes, but it's true.

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(Laughter)

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But in basketball,
you're supposed to run and jump.

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I don't really feel like
doing both all the time.

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So some friends recently
took me ball hunting.

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Some people call it golf or whatever.

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(Laughter)

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I shot a 121.

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That’s what I shot, a 121;

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and then we had lunch.

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And it was like, "Hey. We're gonna do
the other nine holes now."

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(Laughter)

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I said, "I'm not going back
out there, I'm not going."

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Because they lied to get me to go.

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They’re like, "The greens are awesome.”

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I was like, "Cool,"
I showed up with some cornbread.

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I was like, "All right ..."

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(Laughter)

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I don’t know how to say
cornbread in German.

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I'm sorry.

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I just did that just for Germany.

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I've never really been there before.

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I do think working out is important.

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I was at the gym the other month.

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I was going to do some cardio, right?

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But they moved it upstairs.

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I ain't going up there, man, please.

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(Laughter)

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And I get recognized at the gym.
I got recognized.

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I'm working out,
this lady was like: (Gasping).

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I said, "How you doing?"

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She said, "You don't understand
Michael Jr.! You're my favorite comedian.

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Every time I see you,
I laugh my butt off."

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I was like, "Uh... Keep laughing!"

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Keep laughing."

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(Laughter)

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So there's a club in Los Angeles.

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When I moved to Los Angeles,
and I was brand new in comedy,

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there's a club there that it's
like the best club in the country.

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It's called the "Comedy and Magic Club."
It's in Hermosa Beach.

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This club is extremely hard
for a comedian to get into.

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The way I got into this club is

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a guy named George Wallace
saw me when I lived in New York.

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He knew I was funny and clean

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so when I moved to Los Angeles,
he took me to the Comedy and Magic Club.

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Now he couldn't get me on stage,
it's way too prestigious of a club.

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They have to know who you are.

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So he got me into the green room.

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I'm in the green room
and suddenly, brand new in town,

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and I find myself in a green room
with some soldiers in comedy.

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There's George Wallace,
Garry Shandling, Jay Leno.

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I'm brand new in town.

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And at the time, a football player
got hit in the eye with a flag,

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and he lost his vision in one eye,

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and he was suing the league
for 400 million dollars.

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Now, all of these guys are helping
Leno on that joke subject

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for the monologue
for "The Tonight Show" on NBC.

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I ain't saying nothing.

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I'm just happy to be in the room
sharing french fries with these dudes.

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But your gift will make room for you.

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So then, they got quiet,
and they all looked at me,

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and I'm thinking, "Oh, snap!

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This is an opportunity."

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I said, "Let's see if I got this right.

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He got hit in the eye with a flag,
he lost his vision in one eye,

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and he's suing the league
for 400 million dollars.

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He’s not gonna see half of it."

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(Laughter)

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Like, for real.

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(Laughter)

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So here's the thing:

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how did I get that joke that fast
under that much pressure?

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The truth is it wasn't
as much pressure as you might think

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because I'd been practicing
since I was a child

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in the form of a kid
who was having a hard time reading.

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I was practicing just like
you've been practicing;

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you just didn't know you were practicing.

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I'm here to let you know
you've been practicing.

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And for a lot of you, guys,
it's game time.

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It's game time.

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So now, I'm in the club;
and I'm performing there.

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This is probably
like seven, eight years ago.

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I'm headlining at the club,

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and right before I got on stage,

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I had a change in mindset about comedy.

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Most of the time
when a comedian gets onstage,

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he wants to get laughs from people.

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And I felt a shift take place:

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Instead of going up there
to get laughs from people,

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I felt like I was supposed
to give them an opportunity to laugh.

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I did a little prayer,
and I clearly felt like

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I was supposed to give
an opportunity to laugh.

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This changed everything.

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Because now I'm not looking to take;

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I'm simply looking for
an opportunity to give.

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This is why we go to homeless shelters
and these places.

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In fact, that very night
when I leave the stage,

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I'm outside, people want autographs,

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we're hanging out taking pictures,

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and I look across the street,
and I saw a homeless guy.

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I had never seen a homeless guy
outside this club before ever.

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But that doesn't mean
he wasn't there before.

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That just means before,
my mindset was to get laughs from people,

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so why would I even notice him?

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But now I changed my mindset,
and I see this homeless guy,

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and I have the thought, "What about him?

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How could I give him
an opportunity to laugh?"

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And that's when we started doing
homeless shelters and prisons

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and making laughter commonplace
in non-common places.

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So now, as a result of doing that,

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we went to this one place,
we went to Montrose, Colorado.

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It's an abuse facility for children
who were being abused by their parents.

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And I'm hearing all these stories,

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and this grandmother told us
about her grandson

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who was so afraid of his mom
who's on drugs and been abusing him.

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One of the things she's been doing
is she was pulling out his toenails.

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So I hear this story,

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and they bring all these kids inside.

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And Spiderman is sitting right up.

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This little boy is so afraid of his mom,

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everywhere he goes,
he wears a Spiderman costume.

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He's sitting right up front at the show.

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If my mindset was still
to get laughs from people,

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there's no way I would've been able
to do the show.

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But my mindset changed;

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so now, I have to do the show.

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So I get up on stage,

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and people start laughing
slowly but surely.

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Twenty minutes in it,
I hear a voice come from right here,

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and the voice says, "My name is Ronan.”

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And this little boy pulls off his mask,

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introduces himself to me.

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And I can't even tell you
what it meant to me.

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He started talking to me
for like nine minutes,

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like I wasn't doing
a comedy show at the time.

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(Laughter)

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But it was all because I made this shift.

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I made this change,

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and I say it simply.

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Instead of trying to get,

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I'm going to see if there's
an opportunity to give.

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If you can make this adjustment,

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it will change your life for the good.

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If you're a mechanic,

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you may think
you get paid to fix vehicles.

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But if you can make this shift,

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you will recognize you help people
reach their desired destination.

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That will put your alarm clock
out of business.

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My senses are

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there's a lot of people out there
still hitting the snooze button.

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Before I bounce

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- bounce means to vacate the premises -

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(Laughter)

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I’d like to explain to you how life works,

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at least from a comedian’s perspective.

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First, there's a setup,

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and then there's a punchline.

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Your setup is your talents,
your resources, and your opportunities.

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And most of the time, we use our setup

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to ensure that the people around us
are moving in a direction that serves us.

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Which means the punchline occurs

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when you change that direction
in a way they're not expecting.

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You actually use your setup
for other people.

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The results are the same, yet multiply:
revelation, fulfillment, and joy.

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But it's not just for the one
receiving your punch line;

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it is absolutely for you
as you deliver the punch line.

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In fact, if I ask the question
to everyone here, everyone watching,

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if I ask you this question,

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"How many people here
know what your setup is?"

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Every one of you would be able to tell me.

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Because your setup is the fact
that you have a house, a car,

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you've been married, you went to school.

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Your setup is about what you've received.

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But what if I asked the question,
"What is your punchline?”

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Because your punchline is about
what you’re called to deliver.

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And if you only know your setup
and not your punchline,

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you'll make the mistake
of trying to add more setup.

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"If I could just get another degree,"

00:17:56.784 --> 00:17:58.323
"if I could just get married,"

00:17:58.324 --> 00:17:59.823
"if I could just lose weight,"

00:17:59.824 --> 00:18:03.294
but what you really need
is to know your punchline.

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Because to know your setup
and not your punchline

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is an uncomfortable place to live.

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Let me give you an example.

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How many people are still thinking about
the story of me and the CEO on stage?

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The reason all you guys are
still thinking about that story

00:18:19.979 --> 00:18:22.079
is because all you have is the setup;

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you don't have the punchline.

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Yet, we've moved on

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and allowed ourselves to be entertained

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like there wasn't something missing.

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So we'll go to a comedy show,
or a football game, or a concert

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even though there's something missing.

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And that's just the story
I told you ten minutes ago.

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What about your story?

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You've been living it your entire life,
and if all you know is the setup,

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and not the punchline,

00:18:51.491 --> 00:18:53.626
you’re living in an uncomfortable place.

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And please be clear.

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Just like when I had
a hard time reading as a child,

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your setbacks are part of your setup

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so you can deliver the punchline
you’re called to deliver.

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Much like a slingshot,
the further you've been set back,

00:19:06.489 --> 00:19:08.699
the further you're going to reach.

00:19:09.665 --> 00:19:11.345
But what are you going to aim for?

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Everyone has a setup,

00:19:15.617 --> 00:19:17.497
and everyone has a punchline.

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You need to find your punchline

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and deliver it.

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I'm Michael Jr.

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I love you.

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(Applause)

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Thank you guys.

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Aw, you guys are awesome.

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Standing ovation!

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Thank you so much.

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Thank you, thank you!

00:19:31.119 --> 00:19:33.378
(Applause)

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Get up, dude! You too!

00:19:34.694 --> 00:19:35.750
I'm just playing.

00:19:35.751 --> 00:19:36.773
Thank you.

00:19:36.774 --> 00:19:38.346
(Applause)