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Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.64,0:00:12.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sunt Adolf Hitler!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.55,0:00:14.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Comandantul Germaniei Naziste
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.06,0:00:15.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Putin stiut adevar:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.20,0:00:16.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deasemenea foarte bun la microfon
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.72,0:00:17.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tu esti Vader
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.92,0:00:19.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cu micii tai bocanci si pelerina
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.73,0:00:20.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,si o casca sa ascunda
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.85,0:00:22.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fățăul tău ars
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.17,0:00:23.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ai puterea sa misti obiecte
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.81,0:00:25.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sunt o forta cu adevarat rea
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.27,0:00:26.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chiar am fost inapoi in timp
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.64,0:00:28.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,si ti-am intors incercarea in continuare
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.24,0:00:29.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deoarece uita-te la tine
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.08,0:00:30.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nici macar nu esti o persoana reala
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.75,0:00:32.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Te prefer in Spaceballs
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.49,0:00:33.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,versiunea Rick Moranis
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.78,0:00:34.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nu poti rima impotriva
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.49,0:00:35.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fortei Intunecare
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.79,0:00:36.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dece te mai deranjezi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.58,0:00:37.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Atatia tipi au fost cu ma-ta
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.72,0:00:39.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cine stie daca sunt taica-tu
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.26,0:00:40.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Esti un mic rahat nervos
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.58,0:00:41.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cu o pula de Napoleon
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.97,0:00:42.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,numesti aia o mustață?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.83,0:00:45.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu ii zic Dirty Sanchez pe buza ta
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.17,0:00:45.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tu curva
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.85,0:00:47.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sa iti amintesc cu cine te pui
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.21,0:00:48.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tot ce ai facut tu
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.24,0:00:49.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eu sunt nenorocitul care a inventat-o
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.95,0:00:51.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sunt originalul Lord Intunecat
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.32,0:00:52.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tu esti ca un ucenic a unui vrajitor
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.88,0:00:54.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stormtrooperii mei ii fac pe ai tai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.28,0:00:54.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sa arate ca si cum cineva
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.03,0:00:56.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a luat o bucata de cacat si a clonat-o
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.42,0:00:57.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Puti vader
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.36,0:00:59.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stilul tau miroase a ceva acru
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.12,0:01:00.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trebuie sa te speli caine
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.34,0:01:01.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,aici,intra in dusul meu
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.85,0:01:03.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Iti intorc toti prietenii impotriva
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.39,0:01:04.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,doar hateri a discursurilor mele despre rasa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.81,0:01:06.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ce este sabia ta laser VS un
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.10,0:01:07.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,clan din toti vecinii tai albi
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.99,0:01:10.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suge-mi coaiele de robot
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.49,0:01:11.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Acum fa un pas inapoi
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.75,0:01:12.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,si sa ti le inghet pe ale tale
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.07,0:01:14.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O mica baie in Carbonit
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.69,0:01:15.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pentrul fundul tau de gasca
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.87,0:01:17.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,il sunam pe amicul meu din Israel
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.62,0:01:18.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,vedem cine rade la urma