I am Adolf Hitler! / Commander of the Third Reich! /

Little known fact: / Also dope on the mic! /

You are Vader, / with your little boots and cape! /

And a helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face! /

You have the force to move objects / I am a force truly evil! /

Even went back in time / and turned you whack in the prequel! /

Cause look at you / You’re not even a real person! /

I preferred you in SPACEBALLS! / The Rick Moranis version!

You can’t rhyme against the Dark Side of the Force / Why even bother? /

So many dudes been with your mom / who even knows if I’m your father? /

You’re a pissed off little prick / with a Napoleon dick! /

You call that a mustache? / I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip! / You bitch! /

Let me remind you who you’re messing with!/

All that shit you did / I’m the motherfucker who INVENTED it! /

I’m the ORIGINAL Dark Lord / You’re like the Sorcerer’s Apprentice! /

My Storm Troopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it! /

You stink, Vader! / Your style smells something sour! /

You need to wash up, / Here, / take a step inside my shower! /

I’ll turn ALL your friends against you / Just my speeches breed haters! /

What’s your lightsaber / vs. a clan of all your white neighbors? /

Suck my robot balls! /

Now take a step back / and let me freeze yours off!

A little carbonite bath / for your goose-stepping ass!

We’ll call my homeboy in Israel! / See who got the last laugh! /