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(Anthony) Aw man! I wish
my dog could shapeshift and talk!
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(Ian) SHUT UP!
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He's a badass man buildin' a badass hat!
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A badass man buildin' a badass hat!
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Badass! Badass!
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(cackling)
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Guess what, man?
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I haven't slept
in three days but I finally--
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What the hell is that?
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What? My Finn hat?
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Oh yeah, I just found it at some
thrift store down the street.
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Got it for three bucks! Heh heh.
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Plus, I found this sweet ass
sword in the gutter!
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It's like a perfect replica
of Finn's sword!
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Yeah, I know!
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-I guess that means you'll be Jake then.
-No, you be Jake.
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No! You're gonna be Jake.
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I'll be Jake!
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(together) F*ck off, Stevie!!
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Fine, I guess we can BOTH be Finn,
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but I'm gonna be
a way better Finn than you.
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Uh, hah hah, okay.
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I think we're just gonna
have to wait and see
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once a princess-saving
adventure comes along.
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(clock ticks)
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Oookay, we might need to create
our own adventure, huh?
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F*ck yeah! Heh.
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ADVENTURE TIME!!!
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We have the sword from Adventure Time
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And really cool hats from adventure time
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(laughing idiotically)
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Ian and Anthony are gonna
have a really good time
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Oh, dude, look!
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-Just singin' a song...
-A princess in need of saving!
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Are you sure?
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Just looks like some girl that's havin'
a good time with her boyfriend.
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Come on, man!
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Are we on a princess-saving
adventure or not?
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How about we create a disaster
to save her from.
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-Eeeeh?
-Eeeh.
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MATHEMATICAL!
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(Anthony and Ian chuckle)
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Shhhhh!
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You are my boyfriend!
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(continues singing)
You're so in love.
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(screaming)
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What the heck?!
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What the heck, yo?!
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It's alright, princess.
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-You're safe now, thanks to me!
-Uh, and me!
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Ricardo?!
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Strum twice if you're alive
and once if you're dead.
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(Ricardo groans and strums once)
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(groaning in pain)
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Well, uh, looks like he's dead,
so how about that kiss?
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-HUH!
-GODDARN IT!
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BALLTASTIC!
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What the hell?!
Who's parked in our driveway?
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(Anthony) Oh my god..the Ice King!
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Looks like adventure has finally found US!
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Rhombus!
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-Heh heh.
-Yeah!
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-Ow!
-Ow.
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Let's do it better.
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Ow!
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AWKWARD!
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What're you doing in our house, Ice King?!
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Yeah, whatever dastardly plot
you're up to, we're here to thwart it!
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Yeah!
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What?!
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I'm fixin' your fridge.
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You called me about it last week?
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Ohhh, that's right.
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Yeah, so I kinda was getting
some bacon pancakes
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and kinda cut a tube.
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Yeah, causing a lot of fumes
to leak into the house!
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Have you guys been acting
strangely the past few days?
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These stupid pants
won't fit over my cankle!
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Error! Error!
1101! Error!
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GAAAHRRRRR.
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Nah, it's been a pretty normal week.
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Now eat THIS, Ice King! HYAH!
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I'm not the Ice King!
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It's just the name of my company!
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(wind whistles)
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Get it?!
I fix freezers!
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(wind whistles)
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I'm the ice king.
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If I fixed sofas, I'd be the sofa king!
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Heh heh, sofa king.
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You get it?
Sofa king!
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Yeah, I get it.
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And that joke was "sofa-king" STUPID!
(sofa-king sounds like so f*cking)
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HYAAAAH!
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(groans and whimpers)
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(scoffs) Let's get outta here, man.
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-These fridge fumes are totally bunk!
-Yeah!
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I THINK WE JUST KILLED A GUY!
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WE'D BETTER GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE SOMEONE CALLS THE COPS!!!
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What about me?!
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Don't worry! I breathe
fumes all the time!
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(takes a big whiff)
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(exhales)
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(takes a big whiff)
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(exhales)
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Man, you know what I learned today?
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Yeah. In life you choose
your own adventures
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and there's an endless
bound of possibilities
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waiting for you right outside your door.
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Sure, it's easy to think
your life is boring,
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but you just need to get
out there and make the most of it.
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No. That's not at all what I meant.
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Oh. I mean, uh, you wanna go
break some stuff in slow motion?!
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F*ck yeah!
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(in slo-mo) NOOOOO! DOOON'T HIIT
THAT NUCLEAR BOOOOMB!
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(in slow-mo) I CAN'T UNDERSTAAAND YOU!
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YOU'RE TALKING TO SLOOOOW!
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I SAAAAID, DON'T HIT THAT NUCLEEEAR--
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(explosion)
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NUKLEOMATIC!!
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(Ian) I'm a ghost!
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(takes a big whiff)
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(exhales)
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(takes a big whiff)
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(exhales)
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(Anthony) If you wanna see
behind-the-scenes footage
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and bloopers like this lovely clip...
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I've been chopping my penis
off with the sword, inch by inch everyday.
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-How much is left?
-Ten inches.
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click the video on the left.
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To see us an episode of men at arms,
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where we smash a bunch
of stuff with Jake's sword,
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click the video on the right.
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Legend tells that he or she brave
enough to click the subscribe button
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beyond their wildest dreams!
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Or was it that our video will just
be placed in your sub box?
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I dunno, one of the two.
But look at the dancing Finn!
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