Before granting you entry to Argentina

you must first answer these simple questions

In the 1980s war was waged between Argentina

and Great Britain over what?

Maradona's hand ball

Yes

Who invented the Tango

Argentina or Paraguay?

Oh, it takes two to tango

Yes

Which Argentine tradition helps its people

maintain their youthful appearance?

Plastic surgery

Yes

In terms of food...

Beef

Yes correct

In the 1940s what species was protected

from near extinction in Argentina?

Nazi war criminals

Yes

In Argentina the style of a football can be described as what?

Oh

it's messy

Yes

What minority group in Argentina

face daily struggles to survive?

The vegans

Yes

In Argentina how do you spell the word goal?

Oh it's

G, o

o

o

o

o

o o o o o o

o

o

o o o o o o o o o o o o o o

a?

o o

o o o

a a a a a a a a

a

L

Yes correct

According to the president what is the official currency

of Argentina

Oh it's Meme-coin

Yes

What area in Argentina can you find Patagonia?

The High Street

Yes

Why was Evita Peron so famous?

because of Andrew Lloyd Weber

Yes

I liked it but 'Cats' was a bit [ __ ]

Finally which inspirational Argentine

left Argentina and became the face

of a controversial world movement

Ché Guevara

Pope Francis

I will accept both answers

Welcome to Argentina

Yay great

But unfortunately this department no longer exists

Oh why do you have a chainsaw?

Afuera

Doomdah

Hello we're Foils Arms and Hog

that's right if you want to catch us in the U S of A

during St Patrick's week well we are playing Washington DC

Philadelphia,

Boston

and New York in Carnegie Hall

in case you haven't heard

and we're also going to Belfast

and Castlebar

same accent

same accent

and a Dublin as well

also Dublin

that's in [Music] mayom for me