Self-clap
Oh, that was a good clap, dude!
High-fives Bryan
That was a bad clap.
Tries again
Woooh! :D
What's going on guys? I am Mitthias and
this is Bryan -- geh-get out. (To Bryan) I
actually didn't want you in here. Haha
Bryan in pain
He dropped his phone on his foot.
Bryan: Owww my ankle, that hurt....
Matthias: Chuckles Anyways, we're doing
deep voice: "20 Photoshop Fails"
Today we're looking at 20 photoshop fails
all by you guys. I told you to send me
your photoshop fails using the hashtag
on Twitter. And here is what you came up
with... all about video games. Now,
remember to stick to the very end to find
the prompt for a future episode--two
actually. Make sure you like this video
if you're enjoying this series so far;
if you're a regular in this series, give
it a like right now....
♪Cricket chirps♪
Purely just for no reason other than
putting a smile on my face hehe...
Demonic voice I need likes for validation.
...I need it.
♫Soft music continues♫
Thumbs up appears Thank you. :)
♫Up beat tune♫
This new game, "Super Mario Bros. Wii".
Up to four players. There's Amanda-- is
she bald? Lol
There's JFred and there's Matthias.
Oh wait, there's Bryan!
B: Oh! I'm in it too! Look at that.
M: You're wearing yellow though.
Yellow's the worse of all the colours.
B: You're wearing my colour, you know
that, right?
M: No, blue! Blue is the majority. That's
my colour. (To camera) We're talking about
Team Edge right now. If you guys aren't
familiar with Team Edge, go subscribe.
"Whoops."
This is a (mmm intensifies) win.
♪Success chime♪
I give it a win. What say you?
♫Up beat tune♫
Aaahh, Undertale. Is that Harry Potter?
Reads: "I did this immedietly after the
other video of Undertale and the Sorcerers
Stone." Heheh I'm afraid of giving this
a fail, because the Undertale fans will
kill me. So, it's a win.
♪Success chime♪ ?
B: Constipated there?
♫Up beat tune♫
Reads: Isaac. "My friend takes playing
Halo a little too seriously." Okay, Isaac.
I think that's you. I think that-that
looks a lot like you, Isaac. And it looks
like you're squirting the alien.
(To Bryan) That's an alien, right?
B: The Covenent.
M: "The Covenent"? Nerd. Am I right? Haha!
Don't look at all the stuff on my shelf.
DON'T LOOK AT ALL THE STUFF ON MY SHELF.
It's not nerdy if it's Star Wars. That's
what- that's what my mom told me. This is
a fail. ♪Buzzer sound♪ Absolute fail.
You're not even wearing armour, bro! You
die like that finger snap
The alien would just have to do this
Demonstrates the death of Isaac
"Whoops Slice, throat-guts. Everywhere."
♫Up beat tune♫
DOOM... Is this the new Doom? Or like an
old Doom? Wait, what's with the hat?
Is that a sombrero? (Yes, it is.) Is that
gun shooting rainbows...? I don't know
what's legit in this and what's not legit.
I know Doom is all about killing devils,
right?
Reads: "This is you in a poster for the
game, Doom. You are a Mexican, and yes,
you have a moustache." I didn't see the
Hahahaha Why don't I start with the
captions? The explain so much. Ah, okay.
Mexican Matthias. With a moustache. By
the way, all you trigger happy people,
I didn't photoshop this.
"Triggered Happy People", I should say.
Instead of "Trigger Happy". "Triggered
Happy." Get it? Aaaaayyyyy Fail
♪Buzzer sound♪
♫Up beat tune♫
Reads: "Didn't get enough time to change
Trump's hair. It need not be changed!"
Wooaaaah. Now this in Halo would be the
Mega-boss. This would be like, the worse
boss of them all. He just sits there and
screams obscenities at you. You lose
health every obscenity you don't block.
Every obscenity you don't censor, you lose
health. hahAHA
Self-high fives
B: Did you just high five your self?
M: Yes! I high five myself often because
I'm not use to having other people in my
life :[ High fives Bryan
That's a fail.
♪Buzzer sound♪
Because I don't want it to be real.
B: Fail?
M: Yes, my fails and win rating system
is whatever I want. (Laughter) It's not
based on anything other than me in the
moment. [Laughter] That's what that is.
♫Up beat tune♫
Reads: "I'm 12 years old. That why this
photoshop is eff-ed." Brad Pitt is Michael
Obama is Franklin, and Trevor aptly
Donald Trump. (To Brian) Have you ever
played GTAV?
B: Mmm-mmm.
M: That fits.
B: Really?
M: That really fits.
That's a fail ♪Buzzer sound♪ because I
would never pick up the game again if
Donald Trump was in it. No offence.
♫Up beat tune♫
What??? I never asked anyone to do Donald
Trump stuff. Just like he's like this
hated meme online, okay? You know,
whatever-whatever political opinion blah
blah blah you have, I don't- I don't care,
but you guys hate D. Trump. [Laughing]
Reads: COD Black Op: Trump's Edition." So
do you play as Trump or do you kill Trump?
If he does become president, I'm not
trying to kill Trump. [Laughing] Secret
Services is gunna come after me.
B: Right. There's-- Matthias high fives himself again
key words-- WOULD YOU STOP HIGH FIVING
YOURSELF? [High fives]
♫Up beat tune♫
Wait, this isn't a game fail, but we're
going to look at it anyways.
Reads: "Yeah, I'm 11'5"
That looks legit. WaIT, that's not you.
That's not you at all. Nice try, Cory.
But that dude is tall. That's a... fail.
♪Buzzer sound♪
B: You really think that's real?
M: No, that's why it's a fail.
B: You thought that was real, didn't you?
M: No I did not think it was real. No one
looks like that, unless they have stilts.
♫Up beat tune♫
What in the--see wha-- what?
Reads: "Grand Trump Apologies. For this
week's photoshop fails."
And there's a lot of Trump ones in GTA.
This is strange guys, this is a fail as well.
♪Buzzer sound♪
Just a photo fail. Photoshop fail.
"Whoops."
♫Up beat tune♫
Gary's Mod? I like how you think I fit
right beside this-this women that's face
is just contorted. Is that what you think
my face looks like? Contorted, in Gmod?
B: Accurate.
Sizzling sound
High fives self again Fail.
♪Buzzer sound♪ 'Cause I don't believe it.
B: Fail?
M: Too much shadow.
♫Up beat tune♫
This is a fail for sure.
♪Buzzer sound♪
You can still see Mario under, like didn't
even try. Jasper, you didn't even try.
Come on now.
♫Up beat tune♫
Look at this one. This is Final Fantasy
Youtubers, Markiplier, Matthias. Okay.
Who are these people? Wait, speedart!
:D ... :l This video is private.
I was so excited! I was so excited to see
the speedart! Uuuuh, that's a fail.
♪Buzzer sound♪ Because most of these
faces look squooshed. Tweet me again with
the speedart, unprivated. Oh wait, is this
it? Video is private. Wait, what about this
one guys? VIDEO IS PRIVATE. DANG IT!
Dang it.
♫Up beat tune♫
(It sounds like a training song.)
Reads: "I give you Mariotthias." Wait,
what? How is there me in this? Mariotthias.
How is there me in this?! Did you add the
ear? I don't think so. I think you just
pulled this off the internet, Charlie.
[Suspicion arises] I got to watch you,
Charlie. This is a fail, ♪Buzzer sound♪
because I don't think you did anything.
♫Up beat tune♫
(Seriously.)
Me and J-Fred are way too happy to be on
the bike together. Also, our heads are so
small. They're tiny. High pitch voice: Is
this what you think about me? You think
I'm a pea-brain? Normal voice: I'm not a
pea-brain; I have an average sized brain.
The doctors said it was just slightly
under average, but that doesn't mean
I'm not smart. High pitch voice: At least
that's what my mom says. Normal voice: Fail.
♪Buzzer sound♪
M: Yes, I give it a fail. Bryan--look--Bryan's
giving it a thumbs up right now, but we
don't agree with him, because my head's
too small. (To Bryan) Oh that's why you
give it a thumbs up.
B: It's not too small.
M: My head is way to small! It should be
twice as big!
♫Up beat tune♫
Bernie Sanders, Trump, Obama. Again with
GTA. [Trump zoom] Look at that face though.
(Trump) Why does he always look mad?
(Bernie) And why does he look like he's
slightly farting? I'm sorry guys, don't be
offended. I'm not saying anything against
anyone's character it's just Bernie Sanders
always seems like he's letting loose a small
fart. He's just always like [mimics
image] Fart noises That's a win.
♪Success chime♪
B: You give that a win but you didn't
give the Uncharted one?
M: Their heads are correct sized.
♫Up beat tune♫
We'll say this counts as a Star Wars video
game, but this is me/Han Solo. Maybe what
I look like when I'm 65. I don't know how
old he is.
B: Who ever did that, that's--
M: That's pretty good.
B: That's pretty good.
M: Pretty good, right guys? I'm finally
home with Chewbacca. :]
Win! ♪Success chime♪ That's a win.
♫Up beat tune♫
Reads: "You and Amanda having an argument
in the car. The game is called The Last
of Us. I know what the game is called.
It's called Last of Us. Hehe look at
Amanda's face. Where did you get that
face of Amanda? She's just like [nailed
impression] And I'm like "Dang it, woman,
dang it!" It's real life. That's a win.
♪Success chime♪ Good job, good job. I
don't like seeing Amanda like that.
Sad music
♫Up beat tune♫
okay, this isn't a game fail either,this
is just a funny thing someone sent me.
Reads: "Oh dear @hm is that a deodorant
stain on the arm hole? Love the dress, but
would prefer it all navy." Like someone
tried on the dress and they were like "Okay,
now let's take a picture of the dress."
Next time take a picture of the dress
first, then have your model try it on.
See, right there? 'Cause she be wearing a
lot of deodorant. That's a win.
♪Success chime♪ That's a fail. ♪Buzzer sound♪
It's a fail, but in reality it's a win for
us ♪Success chime♪ because we get a laugh.
That's how I'm judging this photo.
♫Up beat tune♫
Reads: "Hello Matthias, love your videos.
Here's a photo I edited. I'm some-what new
to editing." Okay, Super Mario Bros., I
get it. Who's out of place? Who is out of
place? It doesn't lo--Freddy~ Freddy~ What
are you doing there, Freddy? I see you~
You were trying to jump scare me, weren't
you? [Stock horror sound] I see you.
Freddy Fazbear.
B: Pretty fast bear?
M: "Pretty fast bear" you thought I said.
Freddy Fazbear. Five Nights at Freddy's?
B: Yeah, I don't get what you're trying to
tell me right now.
M: That was Freddy Fazbear!
♫Up beat tune♫
Okay, this is going to be the last one.
and it's not a video game, but it's the
best thing I've seen. Oooooh that's sooo
true! It's so tr--actually I don't know if
that's true. Don't give me hate. But that
goes without saying. Micheal. Reads: "Sorry
Mark, I had to." "26 Year-old Virgin."
Oh, "YouYuber Virgin." That is too funny.
Guys if you enjoyed this video make sure
checked out the last one right there by
clicking that info card and send me your
photoshop fails. Number one: use the hashtag
Right here, here's the hashtag.
With anything dog related, okay? You don't
have to put my face on a dog, okay? No one
is asking you to do that.
(He never said anything about a dog's face
on him.)
Number two: using the hashtag
put guns in a photo that they don't
in. Post those on Twitter using that
hashtag, and I will find them for a future
episode. Guys, hope you enjoyed this.
High five.