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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.65,0:00:01.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.90,0:00:03.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Clears throat]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.02,0:00:06.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Freddy Bender, \Nthis is Rex Rexroth.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.70,0:00:09.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you are the lovely Marylin.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.35,0:00:11.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, Ms. Rexroth.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.82,0:00:13.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you must be Mr. Massey.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.44,0:00:14.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, Miles.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.70,0:00:16.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sit, sit down.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.06,0:00:18.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Groans]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.34,0:00:22.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Freddy, I was sorry to hear\Nabout the Goldberger award.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.31,0:00:24.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Pastry?\N- [Wrigley giggling]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.52,0:00:25.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We did very well.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.40,0:00:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We did very well.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.40,0:00:30.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not to worry, Mrs. Rexroth.\NYou're ably represented.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.94,0:00:34.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure Freddy's just too modest to tell\Nyou he used to clerk for Clarence Thomas.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.84,0:00:36.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pastry?\NGoing begging.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.23,0:00:39.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Stammering]\NDon't try to bait me, Miles.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.47,0:00:41.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, if you have a proposal\Nto make, let's hear it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.84,0:00:45.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, at this point my client is still\Nprepared to consider reconciliation.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.92,0:00:49.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My client's ruled that out.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.30,0:00:53.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My client is prepared to entertain an amicable\Ndissolution to the marriage without prejudice.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.25,0:00:54.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a fart in a stiff wind.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.94,0:00:57.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My client proposes\Na 30-day cooling-off period.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.25,0:00:59.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My client feels\Nsufficiently dispassionate.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.46,0:01:01.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My client asks that you not\Ninitiate proceedings
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.62,0:01:03.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pending his setting\Ncertain affairs in order.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.57,0:01:05.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Bender giggling]\N[Marilyn scoffing]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.65,0:01:06.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Miles mimicking laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.89,0:01:08.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, what's so goddamn funny?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.40,0:01:09.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, let me handle this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.51,0:01:11.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.36,0:01:14.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So much for the ice-breakers.\NWhat are you after, Freddy?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.50,0:01:17.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My client is prepared to settle\Nfor 50 percent of the marital assets.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.24,0:01:23.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Coughing] Why only 50, Freddy?\NWhy not a hundred?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.50,0:01:25.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,While we're dreaming, why not 150?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.60,0:01:28.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Are you familiar with Kershner?\N- Kershner does not apply.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.26,0:01:30.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bring this to trial,\Nwe'll see if Kershner applies.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.19,0:01:31.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What's Kershner?\N- Please, let me handle this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.97,0:01:34.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Kershner was in Kentucky.\N- Kershner was in Kentucky?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.48,0:01:35.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kershner was in Kentucky!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.86,0:01:38.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, Freddy, forget Kershner.\NWhat's your bottom line?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.35,0:01:40.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Primary residence,\N30 percent of remaining assets.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.62,0:01:42.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What, are you nuts?\NHave you forgotten Kershner?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.48,0:01:44.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Smashing thud]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.01,0:01:47.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Freddy, it's a negotiation.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.65,0:01:49.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Freddy]\NSee you at the preliminary.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.16,0:01:51.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Freddy, we're all friends here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.49,0:01:53.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a negotiation.\N[laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.28,0:01:54.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.24,0:01:56.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Freddy!\N[Door opens]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.70,0:01:58.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine. We'll eat the pastry.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.86,0:01:59.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Door slammed shut]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.48,0:02:01.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.63,0:02:10.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought that went well.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.58,0:02:12.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music]