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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.95,0:00:04.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the professional.\NOh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.28,0:00:05.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.74,0:00:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Freddy.\N[Clears Throat]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.58,0:00:12.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Freddy Bender,\Nthis is Rex Rexroth.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.79,0:00:14.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you are the lovely Marylin.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.79,0:00:16.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, Ms. Rexroth.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.80,0:00:18.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you must be Mr. Massey.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.92,0:00:20.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, Miles. Sit.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.92,0:00:23.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sit down.\N[Groans]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.60,0:00:27.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Freddy, I was sorry to hear\Nabout the Goldberger award.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.35,0:00:30.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Pastry?\N- [Wrigley Giggling]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.10,0:00:32.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We did very well.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.10,0:00:34.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We did very well.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.15,0:00:37.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not to worry, Mrs. Rexroth.\NYou're ably represented.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.15,0:00:40.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure Freddy's just too modest to tell you\Nhe used to clerk for Clarence Thomas.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.24,0:00:42.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pastry?\NGoing begging.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.24,0:00:44.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Stammering]\NDon't try to bait me, Miles.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.82,0:00:47.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you have a proposal to make,\Nlet's hear it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.32,0:00:50.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, at this point my client is still\Nprepared to consider reconciliation.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.83,0:00:54.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My client's ruled that out.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.83,0:00:58.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My client is prepared to entertain an amicable\Ndissolution to the marriage without prejudice.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.92,0:01:00.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a fart in a stiff wind.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.92,0:01:02.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My client proposes\Na 30-day cooling-off period.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.92,0:01:05.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My client feels\Nsufficiently dispassionate.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.80,0:01:09.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My client asks that you not initiate proceedings\Npending his setting certain affairs in order.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.31,0:01:14.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's so goddamn funny?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.31,0:01:16.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, let me handle this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.31,0:01:20.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right,\Nso much for the ice-breakers.\NWhat are you after, Freddy?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.44,0:01:23.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My client is prepared to settle\Nfor 50 percent of the marital assets.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.36,0:01:28.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why only 50, Freddy?\NWhy not a hundred?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.82,0:01:31.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,While we're dreaming,\Nwhy not 150?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.66,0:01:33.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Are you familiar with Kershner?\N- Kershner does not apply.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.70,0:01:35.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bring this to trial,\Nwe'll see if Kershner applies.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.70,0:01:37.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's Kershner?\NPlease, let me handle this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.54,0:01:39.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Kershner was in Kentucky.\N- Kershner was in Kentucky?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.00,0:01:43.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Kershner was in Kentucky.\N- All right, Freddy, forget Kershner. What's your bottom line?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.84,0:01:45.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Primary residence,\N30 percent of remaining assets.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.05,0:01:48.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What, are you nuts?\NHave you forgotten Kershner?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.14,0:01:52.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Freddy, it's a negotiation.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.80,0:01:54.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Freddy]\NSee you at the preliminary.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.81,0:01:56.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Freddy, we're all friends here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.97,0:02:00.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a negotiation. Hey, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.23,0:02:02.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Freddy!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.19,0:02:05.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine. We'll eat the pastry.\N[Door Opens, Slams]