1 00:00:01,948 --> 00:00:04,243 I'm the professional. Oh. 2 00:00:04,285 --> 00:00:05,661 Okay. 3 00:00:05,744 --> 00:00:08,580 Freddy. [Clears Throat] 4 00:00:09,581 --> 00:00:12,751 Freddy Bender, this is Rex Rexroth. 5 00:00:12,793 --> 00:00:14,752 And you are the lovely Marylin. 6 00:00:14,794 --> 00:00:16,754 Please, Ms. Rexroth. 7 00:00:16,796 --> 00:00:18,840 And you must be Mr. Massey. 8 00:00:18,924 --> 00:00:20,842 Please, Miles. Sit. 9 00:00:20,925 --> 00:00:23,512 Sit down. [Groans] 10 00:00:23,595 --> 00:00:27,306 Freddy, I was sorry to hear about the Goldberger award. 11 00:00:27,348 --> 00:00:30,016 - Pastry? - [Wrigley Giggling] 12 00:00:30,100 --> 00:00:32,019 We did very well. 13 00:00:32,101 --> 00:00:34,105 We did very well. 14 00:00:34,147 --> 00:00:37,108 Not to worry, Mrs. Rexroth. You're ably represented. 15 00:00:37,150 --> 00:00:40,152 I'm sure Freddy's just too modest to tell you he used to clerk for Clarence Thomas. 16 00:00:40,236 --> 00:00:42,154 Pastry? Going begging. 17 00:00:42,237 --> 00:00:44,740 [Stammering] Don't try to bait me, Miles. 18 00:00:44,824 --> 00:00:47,242 If you have a proposal to make, let's hear it. 19 00:00:47,325 --> 00:00:50,913 Well, at this point my client is still prepared to consider reconciliation. 20 00:00:52,830 --> 00:00:54,791 My client's ruled that out. 21 00:00:54,832 --> 00:00:58,836 My client is prepared to entertain an amicable dissolution to the marriage without prejudice. 22 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,839 That's a fart in a stiff wind. 23 00:01:00,921 --> 00:01:02,840 My client proposes a 30-day cooling-off period. 24 00:01:02,924 --> 00:01:05,719 My client feels sufficiently dispassionate. 25 00:01:05,802 --> 00:01:09,137 My client asks that you not initiate proceedings pending his setting certain affairs in order. 26 00:01:12,307 --> 00:01:14,225 What's so goddamn funny? 27 00:01:14,309 --> 00:01:16,228 Please, let me handle this. 28 00:01:16,311 --> 00:01:20,357 All right, so much for the ice-breakers. What are you after, Freddy? 29 00:01:20,441 --> 00:01:23,151 My client is prepared to settle for 50 percent of the marital assets. 30 00:01:25,362 --> 00:01:28,740 Why only 50, Freddy? Why not a hundred? 31 00:01:28,824 --> 00:01:31,576 While we're dreaming, why not 150? 32 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:33,619 - Are you familiar with Kershner? - Kershner does not apply. 33 00:01:33,703 --> 00:01:35,621 Bring this to trial, we'll see if Kershner applies. 34 00:01:35,704 --> 00:01:37,456 What's Kershner? Please, let me handle this. 35 00:01:37,540 --> 00:01:39,917 - Kershner was in Kentucky. - Kershner was in Kentucky? 36 00:01:40,001 --> 00:01:43,754 - Kershner was in Kentucky. - All right, Freddy, forget Kershner. What's your bottom line? 37 00:01:43,838 --> 00:01:45,964 Primary residence, 30 percent of remaining assets. 38 00:01:46,048 --> 00:01:48,841 What, are you nuts? Have you forgotten Kershner? 39 00:01:50,136 --> 00:01:52,721 Freddy, it's a negotiation. 40 00:01:52,804 --> 00:01:54,722 [Freddy] See you at the preliminary. 41 00:01:54,806 --> 00:01:56,892 Freddy, we're all friends here. 42 00:01:56,974 --> 00:02:00,187 It's a negotiation. Hey, uh... 43 00:02:00,229 --> 00:02:02,105 Freddy! 44 00:02:02,189 --> 00:02:05,109 Fine. We'll eat the pastry. [Door Opens, Slams]