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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Got my Kesha hair today
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.01,0:00:03.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't know if this is hair spray or semen
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.58,0:00:04.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dear fat people
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.67,0:00:07.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arggg some people are already really mad at this video!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.18,0:00:08.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you gonna do, fat people?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.27,0:00:08.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what are you gonna do?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.99,0:00:09.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What, you're gonna chase me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.17,0:00:11.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really? You're gonna chase me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.24,0:00:12.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's gonna be like fucking Frankenstein.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.62,0:00:17.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can get away from you by walking at a reasonable pace.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.43,0:00:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frankenstein? Not so fast.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.35,0:00:21.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zombies, have apparently gotten faster.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.31,0:00:23.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I watched like 3 episodes of the Walking Dead,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.83,0:00:25.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and not being slow myself in the brain,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.77,0:00:28.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,realized that every single episode is exactly the same.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.17,0:00:29.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no, they need something.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.55,0:00:30.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's all the way over there!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.92,0:00:32.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where the zombies are?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.70,0:00:36.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fat shaming is not a thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.01,0:00:37.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fat people made that up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.26,0:00:39.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what race card with no race.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.03,0:00:41.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but I couldn't fit to a store.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.45,0:00:42.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's discrimination.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.66,0:00:43.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uhh, nope.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.41,0:00:44.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That means you're too fat.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.56,0:00:45.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should stop eating.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.69,0:00:47.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody just needs to make more salad.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.97,0:00:50.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a race card, there's a disability card,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.51,0:00:51.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's even a gay card,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.74,0:00:55.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because gay people are discriminated against, wrongfully so.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.42,0:00:56.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gay card's commin in glitter.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.56,0:00:57.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's fucking magical.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.47,0:00:58.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you gonna tell the doctor
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.74,0:01:01.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that they're being "mean" and "fat shaming" you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.17,0:01:03.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when they say you have fucking heart disease?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.87,0:01:07.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not talking about people who have a little bit of cushion for the pushin'.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.08,0:01:09.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If there's people watching this with a specific health condition,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.89,0:01:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is not aimed to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.96,0:01:13.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm talking about the 35% of north americans,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.65,0:01:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who are obese.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.90,0:01:20.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That means you are so fat, you are affecting your own health.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.38,0:01:21.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Big boned isnt' a thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.51,0:01:22.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How stupid do I look?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.34,0:01:24.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't answer that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.15,0:01:26.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are no fucking skeletons that look like the michelin man.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.71,0:01:28.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fat shaming, who came up with that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.25,0:01:29.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's fucking brilliant, yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.22,0:01:32.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shame people who have bad habbits until they fucking stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.88,0:01:33.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fat shaming!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.88,0:01:36.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we offend you so much, that you lose weight,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.02,0:01:37.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LOSE WEIGHT
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.17,0:01:38.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm ok with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.48,0:01:39.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are killing yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.86,0:01:41.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yup, I'll sleep at night.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.30,0:01:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe I'm a little jealous that you get to eat whatever you want.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.37,0:01:44.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Obesity is a disease?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.68,0:01:46.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, so is being a shopaholic.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.15,0:01:47.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I don't get a fucking parking pass.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.90,0:01:49.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It would make a lot of sense if I did.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.57,0:01:50.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the one with all the bags.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.68,0:01:54.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fat people parking spot should be at the back of mall parking lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.05,0:01:56.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Walk to the doors, and burn some calories.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.74,0:01:58.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are we helping them?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.02,0:01:58.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wanna die quicker?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.76,0:01:59.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come this way.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.76,0:02:01.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's assisted suicide.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.72,0:02:05.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't that ironic that it's taking a blond girl to explain shit?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.54,0:02:07.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's irony, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.67,0:02:10.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't feel bad for you because you are taking your body for granted.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.66,0:02:12.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If it were like a bag of smarties,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.45,0:02:13.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know what,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.06,0:02:13.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fuck this smarty.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.91,0:02:14.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You smarty?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.65,0:02:15.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.44,0:02:16.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna fucking mesh you up,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.84,0:02:18.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna make you not good,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.25,0:02:19.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna throw you on the groud,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.30,0:02:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's ok because you got a bunch of other smarties.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.96,0:02:22.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got one body.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.35,0:02:22.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.77,0:02:24.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It has to take you all the way to the end.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.09,0:02:25.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You get that?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.16,0:02:26.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.70,0:02:27.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck you smarty.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.30,0:02:28.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god the hashtags.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.71,0:02:29.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bodypositive
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.64,0:02:31.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you wanna be positive to your body,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.08,0:02:32.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,work out, and eat well.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.38,0:02:33.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's being positive to your body.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.99,0:02:37.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You really think if enough of you hashtag something bad for you,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.08,0:02:38.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it makes it ok?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.48,0:02:39.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,#Methlove
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.22,0:02:40.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,#Teamsmokers
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.01,0:02:43.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody use the hashtag, it will unplug our arteries!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.72,0:02:45.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They forgot to tell you that plus size stand for
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.71,0:02:49.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,plus heart disease, plus knee problems, plus diabetes,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.02,0:02:52.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,plus your family and friends crying that they lost you too soon,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.01,0:02:54.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because you needed to have a coke plus fries.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.78,0:02:56.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! Plus size! Plus size!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.94,0:02:58.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was at the airport not too long ago,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.68,0:02:59.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I had to wait in one of those lines that's like -
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.52,0:03:03.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As I get to the front of the line,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.70,0:03:05.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a family comes to the front and gets to butt me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.88,0:03:07.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fattest, most obese,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.57,0:03:09.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm talking TLC special fat.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.58,0:03:10.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a meth shamer.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.70,0:03:12.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They got to go to the front of the line,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.26,0:03:15.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause they were complaining that their knees hurt too much to stand in it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.22,0:03:17.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I just came an hour early like I was supposed to,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.68,0:03:19.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you overeat, let me help you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.52,0:03:22.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they complained and they smelled like sausages,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.47,0:03:24.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't even think they ate sausages,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.22,0:03:25.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's just their aroma.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.18,0:03:27.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They were so fat, that they were that standing-sweat-fat.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.88,0:03:29.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Crisco was coming out of their pores,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.86,0:03:31.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a fucking play doh fun factory.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.32,0:03:34.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I waited an extra 10, 15, 20 minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.54,0:03:36.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I'm not gonna have time to get Starbucks.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.37,0:03:37.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a white girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.30,0:03:37.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is an issue.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.61,0:03:40.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I totally got felt up by security,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.56,0:03:42.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I'm always selected.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.39,0:03:44.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brown people, it's me and you on that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.28,0:03:47.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a blond who can speak in full sentences and has no interest into sugardaddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.96,0:03:48.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am a minority.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.92,0:03:50.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You already searched my ass, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.04,0:03:51.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oop!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.68,0:03:54.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I'm running to my plane.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.82,0:03:56.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just as I stopped to wipe my sweat,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.52,0:03:58.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who do I see in a fucking golf cart?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.66,0:03:59.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fat family!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.09,0:04:03.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what, you got to butt me and ride in a gold cart,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.36,0:04:04.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm sweating like a pig,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.80,0:04:06.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but if I play an ugly girl in a movie,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.40,0:04:07.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get a fucking Oscar!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.59,0:04:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.00,0:04:10.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a formula to it guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.87,0:04:13.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I get on the plane, I find my lovely seat,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.12,0:04:14.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sitting in the aile,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.52,0:04:16.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a stewardess walks up to me,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.06,0:04:19.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,," Hi ma'am, I hate to ask, but we've got a disabled passanger.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.23,0:04:20.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you mind switching seats? "
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.99,0:04:22.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course cause I'm not an asshole,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.63,0:04:24.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm like "oh my god, of course, yes!"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.64,0:04:26.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh look, it's fat family.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.50,0:04:29.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Jaba the son, sits right beside me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.12,0:04:31.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just lost my shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.08,0:04:33.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His fat was on my lap.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.35,0:04:35.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was actually on my lap.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.37,0:04:36.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I took the handle,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.66,0:04:38.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I squished it down, I said 'my seat, your seat'.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.45,0:04:42.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I actually took his fat, and I pushed it into his seat,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.34,0:04:43.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I held it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.44,0:04:43.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.37,0:04:45.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was just fat.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.02,0:04:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watching the movie
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.98,0:04:50.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, n- no.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.62,0:04:51.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Make better choices.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.28,0:04:52.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.90,0:04:54.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Genetics plays a part in things to a degree,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.91,0:04:55.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.84,0:04:59.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Big sassy black women in church dresses are my fav thing in the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.07,0:05:01.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm really fucking selfish, I don't wanna keep you around.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.69,0:05:04.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no idea the correlation between high notes and calory intake,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.87,0:05:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm not gonna question it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.04,0:05:08.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm not saying all these to be an asshole,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.82,0:05:11.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm saying this because your friends should be saying it to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.26,0:05:13.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Think of me as one of your ride or dies.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.42,0:05:14.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're dating a douchebag,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.59,0:05:15.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you come to me, all like,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.96,0:05:18.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My boyfriend's being a douchebag.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.03,0:05:19.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's cuz you're dating a douchebag.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.36,0:05:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what do I do?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.10,0:05:21.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get rid of the douche!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.70,0:05:24.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,True fact, they used to use vinegar as douches.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.62,0:05:27.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My ladybitch just reacted like a turtle's head being touched.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.70,0:05:30.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The truth is, I will actually love you no matter what,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.99,0:05:33.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I really, REALLY hope
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.41,0:05:36.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that this bomb of truth exploding into your face
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.09,0:05:39.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will act as shrapnel that sips into your soul,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.01,0:05:40.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,makes you wanna be healthier
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.38,0:05:43.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so that we can enjoy you as human beings longer on this planet.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.58,0:05:45.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck you smarty
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.29,0:05:46.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hashtag teamsmokers
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.22,0:05:48.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks for watching everybody,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.45,0:05:51.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My name is Nicole Arbour. Hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.01,0:05:53.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you like this video, give it a thumbs up.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.60,0:05:55.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't forget to like this page,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.59,0:05:56.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're doing it now?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.27,0:05:56.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I felt it!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.90,0:05:59.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can find the links to my other socials right there.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.51,0:06:02.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a feeling the comment section on this video's gonna be pretty funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.25,0:06:03.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Feel free to use it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.45,0:06:05.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks again for watching and until next time.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.95,0:06:06.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GoTeam.