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>> My spoon is too big.

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My spoon is too big.

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My spoon is too big.

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>> I am a banana.

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You.

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>> Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?

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>> I live in a giant bucket.

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>> You are watching the Family Learning Channel.

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And now angry ticks fire out of my nipples.

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>> Say, do you want to go see a movie?

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I'm feeling fat and sassy.

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>> Oh, honey, come quick.

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Poopy's taking his first step.

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>> Life is good.

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>> This is fun.

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>> My anus is bleeding.

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>> My anus is bleeding.

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>> For the love of God, [inaudible].

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My anus is bleeding.

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