[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.06,0:00:10.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very good. Now the water signs? Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.58,0:00:15.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pisces, Scorpio- Abby, look! Policemen! Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.89,0:00:17.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And what do we say to policeman? Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.86,0:00:19.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a Fourth Amendment right Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.99,0:00:23.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,prohibiting you from conducting an unreasonable search. Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.83,0:00:26.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! Give me some skin. Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.36,0:00:30.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I cannot believe we are taking the train. Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.87,0:00:33.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine. We'll stand in the rain and watch cabs go by. Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.42,0:00:34.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is fun! Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.08,0:00:37.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it's not. It's public transportation. Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.73,0:00:39.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't touch anything, everything's dirty. Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.18,0:00:43.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't stare at strangers, they'll want money. Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.44,0:00:56.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did your father just tell you? Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.43,0:00:57.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't, don't, don't... Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.53,0:01:09.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gregory, really! Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.57,0:02:01.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Schmuck. Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.31,0:02:09.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When are you gonna stop moping? Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.29,0:02:12.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just can't stop thinking about that girl on the train. Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.96,0:02:13.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm an idiot. Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.63,0:02:15.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I should have gone after her. I should have talked to her. Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.66,0:02:17.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no. You shouldn't have and I'll tell you why. Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.54,0:02:20.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You would have gone over and said something nice... Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.30,0:02:22.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like "You were looking at me. I know you want me" Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.17,0:02:24.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next thing you know, you are rolling around on the floor Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.71,0:02:26.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a face full of pepper spray. Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.21,0:02:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good talking to you, Pete. Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.76,0:02:31.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, anytime. I'm here for you, man. Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.70,0:02:36.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, hello. What took you so long? Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.15,0:02:59.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wha... H.... Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.08,0:03:00.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Howww did I find you? Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.70,0:03:05.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.08,0:03:10.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Greg Montgomery, assistant U.S. attorney files mob indictment." Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.36,0:03:12.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, that's you, right next to the guy with the coat over his head. Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.18,0:03:15.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is amazing. Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.93,0:03:20.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know. Is this a wild universe, or what?!! Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.68,0:03:23.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dharma. Dharma Finklestein. Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.23,0:03:25.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dharma Finklestein? Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.47,0:03:26.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I know. Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.19,0:03:29.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My dad was Jewish but he wished he was the Dali Lama. Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.34,0:03:31.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go! Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.28,0:03:33.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where're we going? Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.30,0:03:34.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have to get to know each other. Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.97,0:03:37.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean we obviously know each other on a spiritual level. Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.46,0:03:40.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Otherwise we wouldn't be here. Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.19,0:03:43.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But on a practical level, we have a lot of catching up to do. Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.23,0:03:45.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You lost me. Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.60,0:03:49.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know. But that was another lifetime and I promise I won't let it happen again. Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.72,0:03:53.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you like organ music? Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.76,0:03:54.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Organ music? Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.96,0:04:02.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got to admit, he's pretty good. Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.59,0:04:05.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Wait 'til he does the Mexican Hat Dance. He rocks! Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.94,0:04:08.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wouldn't have pegged you for a baseball fan. Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.87,0:04:12.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm not. I just love to listen to organ music and scream. Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.32,0:04:15.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know you can scream anything you want at a baseball game Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.57,0:04:16.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it doesn't even have to make sense?!! Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.98,0:04:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Naw. Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.75,0:04:18.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yep. Watch this... Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.72,0:04:23.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on big guy, drive your coffee table to Idaho. Woooooo! Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.78,0:04:26.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try it! It's fun! Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.88,0:04:27.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Naw. It's okay. Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.60,0:04:33.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wooo! Nectarine time! Comb your frog! Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.39,0:04:36.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Gidget! Shut up! Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.24,0:04:36.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me? Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.02,0:04:37.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not talking to you. Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.02,0:04:38.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well you are now. Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.76,0:04:40.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah? Who the hell are you? Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.84,0:04:42.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Greg Montgomery, Justice Department. Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.97,0:04:45.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have two options. Either you can apologize to the lady Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.28,0:04:47.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or we'll take a little ride over to Customs and have a chat Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.36,0:04:48.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about these Cuban cigars of yours. Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.78,0:04:54.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry. Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.17,0:04:56.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's okay. Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.68,0:05:01.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God, that's so sweet! Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.43,0:05:06.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody has ever intimidated someone for me before. Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.62,0:05:08.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.50,0:05:09.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're welcome. Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.86,0:05:11.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You deserve a reward. Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.26,0:05:12.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you have in mind? Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.96,0:05:14.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you like blueberry pie? Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.80,0:05:15.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure. Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.03,0:05:16.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,C'mon! Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.58,0:05:20.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Looks like the Giants are winning. Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.98,0:05:21.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who? Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.15,0:05:29.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, they have pie in San Francisco. Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.82,0:05:33.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmmm. Not this pie. Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.94,0:05:40.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're right. It's the best pie I have ever had in my life. Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.72,0:05:42.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How did you find this place? Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.14,0:05:45.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, my family lived in Reno for a few years 'til my dad fixed the van. Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.54,0:05:49.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where was I? Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.67,0:05:53.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In a Navajo sweat lodge with a guy named Gunther. Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.36,0:05:53.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh right! Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.93,0:05:57.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this old medicine man walks up to us Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.68,0:06:01.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and says if you look into the eyes of your soulmate, Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.06,0:06:04.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll be able to see all the generations you'll create. Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.30,0:06:06.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't that wild?!! Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.64,0:06:07.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.61,0:06:14.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So then I looked into Gunther's eyes, and I can't even see next Thursday! Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.10,0:06:19.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't that wild? Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.98,0:06:21.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.80,0:06:22.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.59,0:06:27.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what do we do now? Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.15,0:06:29.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know. What do you usually do? Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.19,0:06:33.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me? Well I definitely don't fly to Reno for pie. Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.22,0:06:38.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I would usually exchange phone numbers with you... Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.58,0:06:41.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we'd start dating. Things would go pretty well at first... Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.54,0:06:43.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,until I started calling you too much Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.43,0:06:45.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then you'd get annoyed and start screening your calls... Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.46,0:06:47.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I'd call you really late because I know you'll be home... Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.23,0:06:48.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'd pick up... I'd panic... hang up... Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.86,0:06:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'd *69 me... I'm too embarrassed to ever talk to you again... Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.10,0:06:52.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so we would break up. Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.16,0:06:58.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahhhh! Let's not do that! Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.18,0:07:04.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Believe me, I do not want to do that. Especially with you. Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.35,0:07:09.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God! I wish there was some way we could just skip the dating part. Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.59,0:07:11.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why can't we? Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.09,0:07:25.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey, it's our song! Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.80,0:07:34.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was incredible! Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.17,0:07:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know. I'm glad we waited 'til after we were married. Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.54,0:07:45.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're married! I can't believe it. Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.33,0:07:49.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are we nuts? Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.77,0:07:50.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.96,0:07:53.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Think of the great story we'll be able to tell our children. Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.18,0:07:55.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh good! You want to have children. Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.02,0:07:58.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, unless you want to have 'em Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.90,0:08:07.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We should probably get some sleep. Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.26,0:08:09.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.52,0:08:12.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What time is it? Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.40,0:08:17.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,8:00 am. Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.48,0:08:19.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh the pie shop just opened! Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.36,0:08:23.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll jump in the shower. Want to join me? Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.26,0:08:26.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey, I've been joining you for the last eight hours. Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.62,0:08:33.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello? Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.67,0:08:48.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Greg's pants. Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.19,0:08:53.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's not in them right now. Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.90,0:09:01.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is, this is Dharma. Who's this? Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.55,0:09:04.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh hello, Gregory's mother. Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.76,0:09:07.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, he's in the shower right now. May I take a message? Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.94,0:09:11.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lunch at your place? Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.92,0:09:13.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,1:00. We'll be there. Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.08,0:09:16.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me and Greg! Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.75,0:09:20.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Actually, can we make it 2:00, because we're in Nevada. Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.11,0:09:25.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, good. Goodbye, Gregory's mother. Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.73,0:09:29.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey, what's taking you so long? Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.37,0:09:30.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was talking to your mother. Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.69,0:09:32.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.05,0:09:37.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hurry up! We have to be at your parents' house by two. Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.05,0:09:38.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.66,0:09:49.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright. I just gotta change my clothes and we're outta here. Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.04,0:09:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jane? Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.20,0:09:52.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Dharma. Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.16,0:09:54.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on? Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.27,0:09:56.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm breaking up with Ivan. Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.49,0:10:00.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that his motorcycle? Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.80,0:10:02.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Used to be. Now it's garbage. Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.78,0:10:07.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I got some news too. Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.77,0:10:08.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah? What? Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.86,0:10:09.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got married. Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.58,0:10:11.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up! Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.44,0:10:12.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No you shut up! Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.18,0:10:15.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up! Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.11,0:10:16.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you shut up! Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.38,0:10:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is my husband, Greg. Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.16,0:10:21.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Incredible! Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.67,0:10:23.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Congratulations! Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.08,0:10:23.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks! Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.39,0:10:26.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you cause my friend any emotional pain whatsoever... Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.42,0:10:28.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll punish you in ways you can't even imagine. Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.78,0:10:35.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I've got to finish this before Ivan wakes up. Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.30,0:10:37.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice meeting you, Greg. Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.46,0:10:38.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pleasure. Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.56,0:10:45.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh it's the boys! Hello, boys! Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.48,0:10:48.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Greg, I want you to meet my dog Stinky... Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.26,0:10:53.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this is Stinky's dog Nunzio. Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.77,0:10:59.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stinky has his own dog? Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.60,0:11:01.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, it was his Bar Mitzvah present. Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.08,0:11:06.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, what do you think? Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.20,0:11:09.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've never seen anything like it. Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.52,0:11:10.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good! That's what I was going for! Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.52,0:11:14.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, Dharma, there's a naked woman in your apartment. Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.81,0:11:18.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abby, I have someone I want you to meet. Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.92,0:11:20.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Oh! I'm sorry. Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.25,0:11:22.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She always takes her clothes off when she paints. Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.70,0:11:24.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is she your roommate? Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.22,0:11:26.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it's my mother. Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.57,0:11:29.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The naked woman is your mother. Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.05,0:11:31.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you have any tums? Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.99,0:11:33.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi honey. Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.43,0:11:35.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey. How's the mural coming? Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.18,0:11:39.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh boy, well I had a lot of trouble with the face of God... Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.45,0:11:42.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so on your wall, Adam and Eve are created by Janis Joplin. Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.34,0:11:46.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cool! Guess what?!! Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.87,0:11:47.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.50,0:11:48.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got married. Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.49,0:11:49.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up! Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.49,0:11:50.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No you shut up! Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.06,0:11:54.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow! Dharma, sweetie! Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.03,0:11:57.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abby, I want you to meet my husband, Greg. Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.92,0:11:59.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God, I love saying that! Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.75,0:12:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Greg! Oh wow! Congratulations! Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.92,0:12:07.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you. I'm going to take very good care of your daughter. Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.02,0:12:10.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give me your hand. Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.18,0:12:11.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh I love this part! Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.66,0:12:12.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give me your hand. Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.77,0:12:15.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Long lifeline. That's good. Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.91,0:12:19.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What am I doing? You two probably want to have sex. Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.17,0:12:24.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh actually we were just on our way to Greg's parents'. Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.62,0:12:26.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know, honey, do we have time? Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.24,0:12:28.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh... Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.12,0:12:32.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Abby, if you're not coming back, I'm gonna eat the apple. Hello! Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.13,0:12:38.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me guess, that's your father. Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.85,0:12:41.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. He's posing for Adam. Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.45,0:12:44.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, Dharma, when Larry comes back out... Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.93,0:12:47.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let's say the two of you are living together, okay? Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.34,0:12:50.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not you, Greg. It's Larry. He's opposed to marriage. Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.69,0:12:54.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He hates that natural love has been co-opted by the "Fascist State." Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.17,0:12:57.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, pumpkin! Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.98,0:12:58.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi Larry. Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.71,0:12:59.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm doing Adam. Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.63,0:13:00.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard. Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.89,0:13:04.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Larry, this is Greg. Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.42,0:13:08.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, and they are about to have sex so we should probably leave. Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.06,0:13:09.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dig it. Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.42,0:13:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's cute, don't you think? Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.84,0:13:15.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I smell a lawyer. Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.86,0:13:18.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My parents. Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.96,0:13:19.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I'll change. Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.00,0:13:24.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't think you can change that much. Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.98,0:13:28.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finklestein? Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.85,0:13:29.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmm hmm. Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.63,0:13:32.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Edward, what's the name of our Jewish friends? Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.32,0:13:35.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Gotliebs, dear. Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.31,0:13:38.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right. The Gotliebs. Do you know them? Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.93,0:13:43.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh no. Actually I wasn't raised Jewish. Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.11,0:13:45.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My dad started his own church, though. But no one really came. Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.09,0:13:47.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, except the IRS. Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.89,0:13:52.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, how long have you two been dating? Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.27,0:13:53.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually we're not dating. Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.72,0:13:54.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.31,0:13:55.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're married. Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.08,0:13:57.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pardon? Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.16,0:13:59.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said they're... Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.05,0:13:59.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard him. Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.40,0:14:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know it's a big surprise, but I need you to trust me on this. Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.16,0:14:09.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love this woman and I've never been happier in my life. Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.74,0:14:15.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So do you guys just hate me? Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.03,0:14:20.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dharma, please, let me handle this. Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.14,0:14:23.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom, dad, you gotta believe me. I did the right thing here. Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.62,0:14:25.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God, she's pregnant. Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.05,0:14:28.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's not pregnant. I just met her yesterday. Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.61,0:14:32.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Consuela, bourbon grande por favor. Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.61,0:14:36.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Greg, can I see you in the study for a moment? Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.08,0:14:39.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. Anything you want to say to me you can say in front of Dharma. Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.87,0:14:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright. Quite frankly, your mother and I would be lying if we didn't say Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.00,0:14:45.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we are very concerned about this. Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.02,0:14:48.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't mean to offend you, Karma... Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.58,0:14:49.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dharma. Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.41,0:14:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever. Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.46,0:14:57.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dharma, you are not exactly the type of girl we imagined our son settling down with. Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.79,0:14:59.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How can you say that? You don't know anything about her. Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.57,0:15:01.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fair enough. Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.07,0:15:06.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dharma, tell us about yourself. Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.26,0:15:13.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I train dogs during the day and then I teach yoga at night. Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.57,0:15:14.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's enough. Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.66,0:15:20.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Forget about what you imagined, what about me being in love? Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.69,0:15:22.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gregory, this is not about love. Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.27,0:15:24.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How can marriage not be about love? Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.33,0:15:26.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know, ask your father. Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.68,0:15:30.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow. You guys aren't in love? Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.80,0:15:32.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is not about our marriage. Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.41,0:15:34.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it should be. Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.90,0:15:37.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I don't don't know you two very well either Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.33,0:15:40.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but um, when's the last time you two had sex? Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.48,0:15:41.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.53,0:15:43.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's enough. Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.42,0:15:44.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just trying to help. Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.26,0:15:48.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey, I know, it's just that for now, why don't we have our lunch Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.30,0:15:51.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and talk about this another time? Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.40,0:15:52.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excellent suggestion. Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.55,0:15:53.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Splendid. Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.13,0:15:56.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The salmon's delicious. Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.05,0:15:58.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes it is. Is this the same sauce she usually makes? Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.56,0:15:59.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I believe it is, yes. Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.80,0:16:07.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Bunny got her own golf cart. Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.65,0:16:08.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, gas or electric? Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.45,0:16:11.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, you guys should try doing it outside. Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.44,0:16:11.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dharma. Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.82,0:16:15.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm serious. In a big field where you could get caught. Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.46,0:16:23.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well that didn't go very well, did it. Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.37,0:16:25.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it was great. Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.94,0:16:28.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Especially when you suggested my mother buy a shower massage Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.17,0:16:29.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and learn to "fly solo." Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.14,0:16:34.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Greg! They're in separate bedrooms. Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.29,0:16:36.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dharma, be reasonable. Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.54,0:16:38.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't just say whatever you think whenever you want. Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.65,0:16:39.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why not? Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.62,0:16:42.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why not? Because what happens when we're out to dinner with, I don't know... Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.09,0:16:45.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Attorney General? Are you going to sit there and rave about high colonics? Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.19,0:16:48.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm telling you, Greg, it would change your father's life. Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.89,0:16:52.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn it, Dharma, if you're not willing to play the game even a little, Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.39,0:16:53.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we've got a major problem. Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.64,0:16:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't yell at me. Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.76,0:16:56.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not yelling, I'm just trying to make you understand. Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.64,0:16:57.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Understand what? Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.80,0:17:01.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That you married me because of who I am and now you want me to change Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.91,0:17:03.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into a totally different person. Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.32,0:17:03.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.94,0:17:04.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes? Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.54,0:17:06.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean no, only part of the time. Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.09,0:17:11.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I can't do that because that is totally dishonest. Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.66,0:17:13.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now come on, you can't go around being honest all the time. Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.47,0:17:14.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah you can. Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.14,0:17:14.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh really? Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.78,0:17:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, maybe you should try it sometime. Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.68,0:17:19.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine. You want honesty? I think you are being a child. Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.98,0:17:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A child? Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.62,0:17:26.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, you're completely unwilling to compromise. You're like a 3 year old. Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.92,0:17:30.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me out. Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.99,0:17:31.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not letting you out. Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.86,0:17:32.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said let me out. Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.94,0:17:34.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine. Get out. Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.15,0:17:36.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're really kicking me out? Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.60,0:17:38.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're here. Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.81,0:17:41.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. You're sleeping on the couch tonight, buddy. Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.84,0:17:43.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got news for you. I'm sleeping at my place. Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.78,0:17:44.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good. Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.90,0:17:45.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine. Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.97,0:17:49.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't call me. Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.70,0:17:50.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't have a phone! Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.100,0:18:01.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was so sure she was the one. Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.27,0:18:06.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course you were, dear. I know this is difficult for you... Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.62,0:18:09.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did she sign a prenuptial agreement? Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.34,0:18:12.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks for your support. Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.46,0:18:13.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, sorry. Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.67,0:18:16.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you think she'd sign one now? Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.33,0:18:18.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mother! Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.03,0:18:19.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Edward. Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.63,0:18:20.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll call Gotlieb. Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.16,0:18:25.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mother, you don't understand. I love her. Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.81,0:18:29.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gregory, if you care about this girl, you will end this marriage now. Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.91,0:18:30.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How can you say that? Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.41,0:18:34.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Darling! I know free spirits like her. I went to Vassar. Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.74,0:18:39.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And believe me, after a few years of hanging on your arm at political dinners Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.96,0:18:44.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with this fake smile plastered on her face, all she will be good for is... Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.33,0:18:48.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,crawling into a bottle of Chardonnay with a Neeman Marcus catalogue and a bottle Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.94,0:18:53.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of Valium the size of your head. Or so one imagines. Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.15,0:19:06.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was just so sure he was the one. Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.06,0:19:11.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know, darling. Maybe someday he will be. That's what reincarnation is for. Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.37,0:19:18.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe my daughter got married, and to a Fed! Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.68,0:19:21.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Calm down, Larry. Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.58,0:19:26.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is your fault, Abby. Let her get an EasyBake Oven, what harm will it do? Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.76,0:19:32.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the one who made the decision, Larry. I'm an adult now. Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.88,0:19:34.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know, baby. Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.50,0:19:39.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I don't want to see you living in a house with a fence Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.16,0:19:42.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a car that you drive kids to soccer practice in. C'mon. Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.65,0:19:44.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We raised you better than that. Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.06,0:19:49.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where are you going? Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.01,0:19:50.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going out for ice cream. Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.03,0:19:52.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just had a whole bag of pretzels. Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.25,0:19:54.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was salty. I need sweet. Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.21,0:20:00.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe I should compromise more. Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.56,0:20:03.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You must have had to compromise a lot for Larry. Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.62,0:20:09.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well not really. Not anything I had to stick with. Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.52,0:20:13.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your father blew out his short-term memory back in 1972. Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.65,0:20:21.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wish I knew what to do. Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.24,0:20:29.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, sweetie. Dharma, you know what? It's your life, darlin' and I can't tell you how to live it. Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.16,0:20:34.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I do know one thing. It's really important to be with somebody who Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.34,0:20:36.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,accepts you the way you are. Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.38,0:20:37.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.25,0:20:40.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ice cream. Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.17,0:20:40.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right. Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.97,0:20:45.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm better off, right? Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.97,0:20:49.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh absolutely. I mean if you are going to be putting up with that kind of craziness Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.26,0:20:50.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you better be damn sure she's the one. Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.26,0:20:54.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. You're right. But how do you know when it's the one? Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.02,0:20:59.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got me. I met this girl once. Same thing. Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.98,0:21:01.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Love at first sight. Head over heels. Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.65,0:21:04.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm thinking I'm spending the rest of my life with this babe, right? Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.08,0:21:07.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,24 hours later I'm in Sacramento chained to a radiator Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.77,0:21:09.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she's trying to cut out my kidney. Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.68,0:21:15.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good talking to you, Pete. Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.17,0:21:17.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anytime. I'm here for you, man. Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.19,0:21:20.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wanna trash his car? Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.56,0:21:21.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.22,0:21:22.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Push him off a cliff? Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.46,0:21:23.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jane! Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.17,0:21:24.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,C'mon! What do you want to do? Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.74,0:21:28.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know. I really don't know. Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.11,0:21:31.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess you'll have to do it your way. Just be patient Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.29,0:21:33.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and let the universe tell you what to do. Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.14,0:21:40.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God. I think it just did. Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.24,0:21:44.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Greg, Greg, Greg! Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.70,0:21:49.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can be Greg. Or Paul. Bill. Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.08,0:22:13.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What took you so long? Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.38,0:22:16.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up! Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.52,0:22:17.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you shut up!