0:00:08.063,0:00:10.247 Very good. Now the water signs? 0:00:10.584,0:00:15.276 Pisces, Scorpio- Abby, look! Policemen! 0:00:15.889,0:00:17.309 And what do we say to policeman? 0:00:17.856,0:00:19.961 I have a Fourth Amendment right 0:00:19.991,0:00:23.791 prohibiting you from conducting an unreasonable search. 0:00:23.832,0:00:26.112 Yeah! Give me some skin. 0:00:28.365,0:00:30.373 I cannot believe we are taking the train. 0:00:30.870,0:00:33.225 Fine. We'll stand in the rain and watch cabs go by. 0:00:33.417,0:00:34.691 This is fun! 0:00:35.083,0:00:37.488 No, it's not. It's public transportation. 0:00:37.728,0:00:39.778 Don't touch anything, everything's dirty. 0:00:41.179,0:00:43.629 Don't stare at strangers, they'll want money. 0:00:54.441,0:00:56.177 What did your father just tell you? 0:00:56.429,0:00:57.969 Don't, don't, don't... 0:01:07.526,0:01:09.147 Gregory, really! 0:01:59.574,0:02:01.100 Schmuck. 0:02:08.311,0:02:09.881 When are you gonna stop moping? 0:02:10.292,0:02:12.958 I just can't stop thinking about that girl on the train. 0:02:12.958,0:02:13.626 I'm an idiot. 0:02:13.626,0:02:15.658 I should have gone after her. I should have talked to her. 0:02:15.658,0:02:17.535 No, no. You shouldn't have and I'll tell you why. 0:02:17.535,0:02:20.305 You would have gone over and said something nice... 0:02:20.305,0:02:22.897 like "You were looking at me. I know you want me" 0:02:23.167,0:02:24.667 Next thing you know, you are rolling around on the floor 0:02:24.710,0:02:26.077 with a face full of pepper spray. 0:02:28.207,0:02:29.702 Good talking to you, Pete. 0:02:29.759,0:02:31.229 Hey, anytime. I'm here for you, man. 0:02:34.698,0:02:36.448 Well, hello. What took you so long? 0:02:57.146,0:02:59.076 Wha... H.... 0:02:59.079,0:03:00.761 Howww did I find you? 0:03:04.701,0:03:05.495 Yeah. 0:03:07.084,0:03:10.349 "Greg Montgomery, assistant U.S. attorney files mob indictment." 0:03:10.363,0:03:12.673 See, that's you, right next to the guy with the coat over his head. 0:03:14.181,0:03:15.831 This is amazing. 0:03:15.931,0:03:20.041 I know. Is this a wild universe, or what?!! 0:03:21.679,0:03:23.941 Dharma. Dharma Finklestein. 0:03:24.229,0:03:25.389 Dharma Finklestein? 0:03:25.474,0:03:26.669 Yeah, I know. 0:03:27.191,0:03:29.838 My dad was Jewish but he wished he was the Dali Lama. 0:03:30.343,0:03:31.593 Let's go! 0:03:32.277,0:03:33.152 Where're we going? 0:03:33.304,0:03:34.204 We have to get to know each other. 0:03:34.972,0:03:37.202 I mean we obviously know each other on a spiritual level. 0:03:38.465,0:03:40.115 Otherwise we wouldn't be here. 0:03:40.188,0:03:43.728 But on a practical level, we have a lot of catching up to do. 0:03:44.230,0:03:45.270 You lost me. 0:03:45.599,0:03:49.018 I know. But that was another lifetime and I promise I won't let it happen again. 0:03:51.725,0:03:53.125 Do you like organ music? 0:03:53.758,0:03:54.676 Organ music? 0:04:00.965,0:04:02.447 I got to admit, he's pretty good. 0:04:02.594,0:04:05.686 Yeah. Wait 'til he does the Mexican Hat Dance. He rocks! 0:04:06.936,0:04:08.868 I wouldn't have pegged you for a baseball fan. 0:04:08.868,0:04:12.317 No, I'm not. I just love to listen to organ music and scream. 0:04:12.317,0:04:15.567 You know you can scream anything you want at a baseball game 0:04:15.567,0:04:16.908 and it doesn't even have to make sense?!! 0:04:16.978,0:04:17.637 Naw. 0:04:17.747,0:04:18.620 Yep. Watch this... 0:04:18.720,0:04:23.886 Come on big guy, drive your coffee table to Idaho. Woooooo! 0:04:25.776,0:04:26.878 Try it! It's fun! 0:04:26.878,0:04:27.514 Naw. It's okay. 0:04:28.596,0:04:33.372 Wooo! Nectarine time! Comb your frog! 0:04:34.390,0:04:36.108 Hey, Gidget! Shut up! 0:04:36.241,0:04:36.898 Excuse me? 0:04:37.016,0:04:37.986 I'm not talking to you. 0:04:38.022,0:04:38.760 Well you are now. 0:04:38.760,0:04:40.809 Oh yeah? Who the hell are you? 0:04:40.845,0:04:42.588 Greg Montgomery, Justice Department. 0:04:42.967,0:04:45.279 You have two options. Either you can apologize to the lady 0:04:45.279,0:04:47.365 or we'll take a little ride over to Customs and have a chat 0:04:47.365,0:04:48.991 about these Cuban cigars of yours. 0:04:53.775,0:04:54.261 Sorry. 0:04:55.170,0:04:56.273 It's okay. 0:04:59.682,0:05:01.432 God, that's so sweet! 0:05:01.432,0:05:06.621 Nobody has ever intimidated someone for me before. 0:05:06.621,0:05:08.498 Thank you. 0:05:08.498,0:05:09.186 You're welcome. 0:05:09.858,0:05:11.189 You deserve a reward. 0:05:11.260,0:05:12.167 What did you have in mind? 0:05:12.956,0:05:14.498 Do you like blueberry pie? 0:05:14.799,0:05:15.724 Sure. 0:05:16.028,0:05:16.990 C'mon! 0:05:19.577,0:05:20.331 Looks like the Giants are winning. 0:05:20.978,0:05:21.609 Who? 0:05:28.148,0:05:29.434 You know, they have pie in San Francisco. 0:05:29.819,0:05:33.234 Mmmm. Not this pie. 0:05:37.935,0:05:40.723 You're right. It's the best pie I have ever had in my life. 0:05:40.723,0:05:42.138 How did you find this place? 0:05:42.138,0:05:45.668 Well, my family lived in Reno for a few years 'til my dad fixed the van. 0:05:48.537,0:05:49.307 Where was I? 0:05:49.671,0:05:53.357 In a Navajo sweat lodge with a guy named Gunther. 0:05:53.357,0:05:53.934 Oh right! 0:05:53.934,0:05:57.639 So this old medicine man walks up to us 0:05:57.682,0:06:01.057 and says if you look into the eyes of your soulmate, 0:06:01.057,0:06:04.298 you'll be able to see all the generations you'll create. 0:06:04.298,0:06:06.292 Isn't that wild?!! 0:06:06.636,0:06:07.665 Yeah. 0:06:10.606,0:06:14.957 So then I looked into Gunther's eyes, and I can't even see next Thursday! 0:06:18.100,0:06:19.318 Isn't that wild? 0:06:20.978,0:06:21.585 Yeah. 0:06:21.795,0:06:22.348 Yeah. 0:06:25.588,0:06:27.058 So, what do we do now? 0:06:28.148,0:06:29.537 I don't know. What do you usually do? 0:06:30.192,0:06:33.613 Me? Well I definitely don't fly to Reno for pie. 0:06:35.215,0:06:38.237 I mean, I would usually exchange phone numbers with you... 0:06:38.577,0:06:41.242 we'd start dating. Things would go pretty well at first... 0:06:41.545,0:06:43.125 until I started calling you too much 0:06:43.430,0:06:45.462 then you'd get annoyed and start screening your calls... 0:06:45.462,0:06:47.228 so I'd call you really late because I know you'll be home... 0:06:47.228,0:06:48.857 you'd pick up... I'd panic... hang up... 0:06:48.857,0:06:51.102 you'd *69 me... I'm too embarrassed to ever talk to you again... 0:06:51.102,0:06:52.592 so we would break up. 0:06:55.163,0:06:58.561 Ahhhh! Let's not do that! 0:07:01.184,0:07:04.311 Believe me, I do not want to do that. Especially with you. 0:07:04.350,0:07:09.380 God! I wish there was some way we could just skip the dating part. 0:07:10.589,0:07:11.746 Why can't we? 0:07:24.094,0:07:25.828 Honey, it's our song! 0:07:33.800,0:07:34.780 That was incredible! 0:07:35.168,0:07:40.804 I know. I'm glad we waited 'til after we were married. 0:07:43.537,0:07:45.796 We're married! I can't believe it. 0:07:48.333,0:07:49.143 Are we nuts? 0:07:49.773,0:07:50.961 Yeah. 0:07:50.961,0:07:53.019 Think of the great story we'll be able to tell our children. 0:07:54.185,0:07:55.687 Oh good! You want to have children. 0:07:57.020,0:07:58.390 Yeah, unless you want to have 'em 0:08:05.905,0:08:07.733 We should probably get some sleep. 0:08:08.264,0:08:09.323 Yeah. 0:08:11.525,0:08:12.735 What time is it? 0:08:16.398,0:08:17.478 8:00 am. 0:08:17.480,0:08:19.590 Oh the pie shop just opened! 0:08:21.365,0:08:23.679 I'll jump in the shower. Want to join me? 0:08:24.265,0:08:26.859 Honey, I've been joining you for the last eight hours. 0:08:32.619,0:08:33.391 Hello? 0:08:46.667,0:08:48.269 Greg's pants. 0:08:52.193,0:08:53.844 He's not in them right now. 0:08:58.903,0:09:01.143 This is, this is Dharma. Who's this? 0:09:02.551,0:09:04.291 Oh hello, Gregory's mother. 0:09:05.765,0:09:07.921 No, he's in the shower right now. May I take a message? 0:09:09.936,0:09:11.398 Lunch at your place? 0:09:11.915,0:09:13.438 1:00. We'll be there. 0:09:15.077,0:09:16.167 Me and Greg! 0:09:17.753,0:09:20.348 Oh! Actually, can we make it 2:00, because we're in Nevada. 0:09:24.107,0:09:25.894 Okay, good. Goodbye, Gregory's mother. 0:09:27.726,0:09:29.368 Honey, what's taking you so long? 0:09:29.368,0:09:30.496 I was talking to your mother. 0:09:31.689,0:09:32.439 What? 0:09:35.050,0:09:37.050 Hurry up! We have to be at your parents' house by two. 0:09:37.050,0:09:38.911 What? 0:09:46.656,0:09:49.411 Alright. I just gotta change my clothes and we're outta here. 0:09:50.042,0:09:51.181 Jane? 0:09:51.197,0:09:52.172 Hey, Dharma. 0:09:53.156,0:09:54.148 What's going on? 0:09:55.268,0:09:56.244 I'm breaking up with Ivan. 0:09:58.492,0:10:00.123 Is that his motorcycle? 0:10:00.795,0:10:02.804 Used to be. Now it's garbage. 0:10:05.779,0:10:07.318 Well, I got some news too. 0:10:07.766,0:10:08.865 Yeah? What? 0:10:08.865,0:10:09.919 I got married. 0:10:10.575,0:10:11.435 Shut up! 0:10:11.435,0:10:12.843 No you shut up! 0:10:14.179,0:10:15.111 Shut up! 0:10:15.111,0:10:16.022 No, you shut up! 0:10:18.379,0:10:19.555 This is my husband, Greg. 0:10:20.156,0:10:21.217 Incredible! 0:10:21.674,0:10:23.085 Congratulations! 0:10:23.085,0:10:23.604 Thanks! 0:10:24.394,0:10:26.422 If you cause my friend any emotional pain whatsoever... 0:10:26.422,0:10:28.367 I'll punish you in ways you can't even imagine. 0:10:31.775,0:10:35.043 Okay, I've got to finish this before Ivan wakes up. 0:10:36.299,0:10:37.463 Nice meeting you, Greg. 0:10:37.463,0:10:38.132 Pleasure. 0:10:42.564,0:10:45.885 Oh it's the boys! Hello, boys! 0:10:46.483,0:10:48.929 Greg, I want you to meet my dog Stinky... 0:10:49.262,0:10:53.037 and this is Stinky's dog Nunzio. 0:10:56.772,0:10:59.183 Stinky has his own dog? 0:10:59.602,0:11:01.612 Yes, it was his Bar Mitzvah present. 0:11:05.085,0:11:06.552 Well, what do you think? 0:11:07.205,0:11:09.157 I've never seen anything like it. 0:11:09.525,0:11:10.977 Good! That's what I was going for! 0:11:12.519,0:11:14.893 Uh, Dharma, there's a naked woman in your apartment. 0:11:15.808,0:11:18.072 Abby, I have someone I want you to meet. 0:11:18.918,0:11:20.801 What? Oh! I'm sorry. 0:11:21.250,0:11:22.624 She always takes her clothes off when she paints. 0:11:23.697,0:11:24.884 Is she your roommate? 0:11:25.225,0:11:26.058 No, it's my mother. 0:11:27.568,0:11:29.054 The naked woman is your mother. 0:11:30.049,0:11:31.130 Do you have any tums? 0:11:32.990,0:11:33.955 Hi honey. 0:11:34.426,0:11:35.900 Hey. How's the mural coming? 0:11:36.182,0:11:39.448 Oh boy, well I had a lot of trouble with the face of God... 0:11:39.448,0:11:42.665 so on your wall, Adam and Eve are created by Janis Joplin. 0:11:45.340,0:11:46.495 Cool! Guess what?!! 0:11:46.868,0:11:47.429 What? 0:11:47.499,0:11:48.430 I got married. 0:11:48.491,0:11:49.461 Shut up! 0:11:49.486,0:11:50.448 No you shut up! 0:11:51.060,0:11:54.588 Wow! Dharma, sweetie! 0:11:55.030,0:11:57.920 Abby, I want you to meet my husband, Greg. 0:11:57.920,0:11:59.096 God, I love saying that! 0:12:00.751,0:12:04.604 Greg! Oh wow! Congratulations! 0:12:04.916,0:12:07.320 Thank you. I'm going to take very good care of your daughter. 0:12:09.017,0:12:10.181 Give me your hand. 0:12:10.181,0:12:11.178 Oh I love this part! 0:12:11.663,0:12:12.767 Give me your hand. 0:12:12.767,0:12:15.909 Okay. Long lifeline. That's good. 0:12:15.909,0:12:19.793 What am I doing? You two probably want to have sex. 0:12:22.173,0:12:24.625 Oh actually we were just on our way to Greg's parents'. 0:12:24.625,0:12:26.738 I don't know, honey, do we have time? 0:12:27.238,0:12:28.118 Uh... 0:12:29.115,0:12:32.415 Hey, Abby, if you're not coming back, I'm gonna eat the apple. Hello! 0:12:37.134,0:12:38.754 Let me guess, that's your father. 0:12:38.847,0:12:41.163 Yeah. He's posing for Adam. 0:12:42.449,0:12:44.932 Listen, Dharma, when Larry comes back out... 0:12:44.932,0:12:47.338 let's say the two of you are living together, okay? 0:12:47.338,0:12:50.693 It's not you, Greg. It's Larry. He's opposed to marriage. 0:12:50.693,0:12:54.499 He hates that natural love has been co-opted by the "Fascist State." 0:12:57.170,0:12:57.980 Hey, pumpkin! 0:12:57.980,0:12:58.711 Hi Larry. 0:12:58.711,0:12:59.629 I'm doing Adam. 0:12:59.629,0:13:00.303 I heard. 0:13:01.893,0:13:04.425 Larry, this is Greg. 0:13:04.425,0:13:08.065 Yeah, and they are about to have sex so we should probably leave. 0:13:08.065,0:13:09.596 Dig it. 0:13:13.418,0:13:14.761 He's cute, don't you think? 0:13:14.839,0:13:15.736 I smell a lawyer. 0:13:17.864,0:13:18.965 My parents. 0:13:18.965,0:13:19.498 Oh, I'll change. 0:13:22.001,0:13:24.114 Don't think you can change that much. 0:13:27.982,0:13:28.829 Finklestein? 0:13:28.849,0:13:29.569 Mmm hmm. 0:13:29.627,0:13:32.599 Edward, what's the name of our Jewish friends? 0:13:34.318,0:13:35.148 The Gotliebs, dear. 0:13:35.308,0:13:38.177 Right. The Gotliebs. Do you know them? 0:13:40.930,0:13:43.100 Uh no. Actually I wasn't raised Jewish. 0:13:43.113,0:13:45.917 My dad started his own church, though. But no one really came. 0:13:46.090,0:13:47.570 Well, except the IRS. 0:13:49.892,0:13:52.067 So, how long have you two been dating? 0:13:52.274,0:13:53.717 Actually we're not dating. 0:13:53.717,0:13:54.277 Oh. 0:13:54.310,0:13:55.010 We're married. 0:13:57.085,0:13:57.885 Pardon? 0:13:58.163,0:13:59.043 He said they're... 0:13:59.052,0:13:59.852 I heard him. 0:14:02.398,0:14:05.159 I know it's a big surprise, but I need you to trust me on this. 0:14:05.159,0:14:09.757 I love this woman and I've never been happier in my life. 0:14:13.740,0:14:15.316 So do you guys just hate me? 0:14:18.028,0:14:20.019 Dharma, please, let me handle this. 0:14:20.142,0:14:23.585 Mom, dad, you gotta believe me. I did the right thing here. 0:14:23.615,0:14:25.167 Oh my God, she's pregnant. 0:14:26.047,0:14:28.429 She's not pregnant. I just met her yesterday. 0:14:29.606,0:14:32.139 Consuela, bourbon grande por favor. 0:14:34.606,0:14:36.082 Greg, can I see you in the study for a moment? 0:14:36.082,0:14:39.438 No. Anything you want to say to me you can say in front of Dharma. 0:14:39.873,0:14:44.002 Alright. Quite frankly, your mother and I would be lying if we didn't say 0:14:44.003,0:14:45.973 we are very concerned about this. 0:14:46.019,0:14:48.575 I don't mean to offend you, Karma... 0:14:48.575,0:14:49.408 Dharma. 0:14:49.410,0:14:50.402 Whatever. 0:14:52.456,0:14:57.760 Dharma, you are not exactly the type of girl we imagined our son settling down with. 0:14:57.787,0:14:59.855 How can you say that? You don't know anything about her. 0:15:00.568,0:15:01.545 Fair enough. 0:15:02.066,0:15:06.126 Dharma, tell us about yourself. 0:15:09.265,0:15:13.569 Well, I train dogs during the day and then I teach yoga at night. 0:15:13.569,0:15:14.259 That's enough. 0:15:17.658,0:15:20.693 Forget about what you imagined, what about me being in love? 0:15:20.693,0:15:22.237 Gregory, this is not about love. 0:15:22.270,0:15:24.309 How can marriage not be about love? 0:15:24.331,0:15:26.103 I don't know, ask your father. 0:15:28.676,0:15:30.741 Wow. You guys aren't in love? 0:15:30.796,0:15:32.957 This is not about our marriage. 0:15:33.409,0:15:34.447 Well, it should be. 0:15:34.902,0:15:37.328 I mean, I don't don't know you two very well either 0:15:37.328,0:15:40.479 but um, when's the last time you two had sex? 0:15:40.479,0:15:41.127 Okay. 0:15:42.534,0:15:43.422 That's enough. 0:15:43.422,0:15:44.222 Just trying to help. 0:15:44.262,0:15:48.822 Honey, I know, it's just that for now, why don't we have our lunch 0:15:49.301,0:15:51.396 and talk about this another time? 0:15:51.396,0:15:52.546 Excellent suggestion. 0:15:52.553,0:15:53.353 Splendid. 0:15:55.133,0:15:56.015 The salmon's delicious. 0:15:56.049,0:15:58.549 Yes it is. Is this the same sauce she usually makes? 0:15:58.560,0:15:59.790 I believe it is, yes. 0:16:05.799,0:16:07.646 Oh, Bunny got her own golf cart. 0:16:07.646,0:16:08.783 Oh, gas or electric? 0:16:09.447,0:16:11.437 You know, you guys should try doing it outside. 0:16:11.437,0:16:11.987 Dharma. 0:16:12.823,0:16:15.599 No, I'm serious. In a big field where you could get caught. 0:16:21.458,0:16:23.265 Well that didn't go very well, did it. 0:16:24.370,0:16:25.189 No, it was great. 0:16:25.937,0:16:28.166 Especially when you suggested my mother buy a shower massage 0:16:28.166,0:16:29.514 and learn to "fly solo." 0:16:32.143,0:16:34.858 Come on, Greg! They're in separate bedrooms. 0:16:35.291,0:16:36.538 Dharma, be reasonable. 0:16:36.538,0:16:38.654 You can't just say whatever you think whenever you want. 0:16:38.654,0:16:39.622 Why not? 0:16:39.622,0:16:42.089 Why not? Because what happens when we're out to dinner with, I don't know... 0:16:42.089,0:16:45.167 the Attorney General? Are you going to sit there and rave about high colonics? 0:16:45.186,0:16:48.876 I'm telling you, Greg, it would change your father's life. 0:16:48.888,0:16:52.371 Damn it, Dharma, if you're not willing to play the game even a little, 0:16:52.388,0:16:53.642 we've got a major problem. 0:16:53.642,0:16:54.762 Don't yell at me. 0:16:54.760,0:16:56.642 I'm not yelling, I'm just trying to make you understand. 0:16:56.642,0:16:57.799 Understand what? 0:16:57.799,0:17:01.913 That you married me because of who I am and now you want me to change 0:17:01.913,0:17:03.319 into a totally different person. 0:17:03.319,0:17:03.941 Yes. 0:17:03.941,0:17:04.542 Yes? 0:17:04.542,0:17:06.973 I mean no, only part of the time. 0:17:08.089,0:17:11.664 Well, I can't do that because that is totally dishonest. 0:17:11.664,0:17:13.473 Now come on, you can't go around being honest all the time. 0:17:13.473,0:17:14.135 Yeah you can. 0:17:14.135,0:17:14.778 Oh really? 0:17:14.778,0:17:16.682 Yeah, maybe you should try it sometime. 0:17:16.682,0:17:19.145 Fine. You want honesty? I think you are being a child. 0:17:22.975,0:17:23.565 A child? 0:17:23.621,0:17:26.741 Yes, you're completely unwilling to compromise. You're like a 3 year old. 0:17:29.921,0:17:30.990 Let me out. 0:17:30.990,0:17:31.860 I'm not letting you out. 0:17:31.860,0:17:32.904 I said let me out. 0:17:32.944,0:17:34.143 Fine. Get out. 0:17:35.149,0:17:36.335 You're really kicking me out? 0:17:37.595,0:17:38.015 We're here. 0:17:38.810,0:17:41.831 Oh. You're sleeping on the couch tonight, buddy. 0:17:41.845,0:17:43.782 I got news for you. I'm sleeping at my place. 0:17:43.782,0:17:44.903 Good. 0:17:44.903,0:17:45.507 Fine. 0:17:48.968,0:17:49.656 Don't call me. 0:17:49.698,0:17:50.652 You don't have a phone! 0:17:59.999,0:18:01.269 I was so sure she was the one. 0:18:01.269,0:18:06.580 Of course you were, dear. I know this is difficult for you... 0:18:06.617,0:18:09.887 Did she sign a prenuptial agreement? 0:18:11.335,0:18:12.429 Thanks for your support. 0:18:12.460,0:18:13.656 Sorry, sorry. 0:18:14.666,0:18:16.208 Do you think she'd sign one now? 0:18:17.327,0:18:18.301 Mother! 0:18:19.026,0:18:19.632 Edward. 0:18:19.632,0:18:20.645 I'll call Gotlieb. 0:18:23.159,0:18:25.443 Mother, you don't understand. I love her. 0:18:25.808,0:18:29.914 Gregory, if you care about this girl, you will end this marriage now. 0:18:29.914,0:18:30.414 How can you say that? 0:18:30.414,0:18:34.664 Darling! I know free spirits like her. I went to Vassar. 0:18:35.744,0:18:39.956 And believe me, after a few years of hanging on your arm at political dinners 0:18:39.956,0:18:44.329 with this fake smile plastered on her face, all she will be good for is... 0:18:44.329,0:18:48.945 crawling into a bottle of Chardonnay with a Neeman Marcus catalogue and a bottle 0:18:48.945,0:18:53.582 of Valium the size of your head. Or so one imagines. 0:19:04.149,0:19:06.059 I was just so sure he was the one. 0:19:06.059,0:19:11.602 I know, darling. Maybe someday he will be. That's what reincarnation is for. 0:19:13.374,0:19:18.203 I can't believe my daughter got married, and to a Fed! 0:19:19.678,0:19:21.578 Calm down, Larry. 0:19:21.578,0:19:26.605 This is your fault, Abby. Let her get an EasyBake Oven, what harm will it do? 0:19:28.765,0:19:32.878 I'm the one who made the decision, Larry. I'm an adult now. 0:19:32.878,0:19:34.772 I know, baby. 0:19:36.497,0:19:39.160 But I don't want to see you living in a house with a fence 0:19:39.160,0:19:42.680 and a car that you drive kids to soccer practice in. C'mon. 0:19:42.646,0:19:44.553 We raised you better than that. 0:19:48.063,0:19:49.009 Where are you going? 0:19:49.009,0:19:50.030 I'm going out for ice cream. 0:19:50.030,0:19:52.251 You just had a whole bag of pretzels. 0:19:52.251,0:19:54.051 That was salty. I need sweet. 0:19:58.214,0:20:00.520 Maybe I should compromise more. 0:20:01.564,0:20:03.978 You must have had to compromise a lot for Larry. 0:20:04.616,0:20:09.517 Well not really. Not anything I had to stick with. 0:20:09.517,0:20:13.176 Your father blew out his short-term memory back in 1972. 0:20:19.653,0:20:21.150 I just wish I knew what to do. 0:20:22.236,0:20:29.464 Ah, sweetie. Dharma, you know what? It's your life, darlin' and I can't tell you how to live it. 0:20:30.159,0:20:34.323 But I do know one thing. It's really important to be with somebody who 0:20:34.336,0:20:36.380 accepts you the way you are. 0:20:36.380,0:20:37.269 Yeah. 0:20:39.252,0:20:40.142 Ice cream. 0:20:40.172,0:20:40.742 Right. 0:20:44.970,0:20:45.968 I'm better off, right? 0:20:45.968,0:20:49.259 Oh absolutely. I mean if you are going to be putting up with that kind of craziness 0:20:49.259,0:20:50.610 you better be damn sure she's the one. 0:20:51.261,0:20:54.817 Yeah. You're right. But how do you know when it's the one? 0:20:56.017,0:20:59.947 You got me. I met this girl once. Same thing. 0:20:59.980,0:21:01.630 Love at first sight. Head over heels. 0:21:01.647,0:21:04.083 I'm thinking I'm spending the rest of my life with this babe, right? 0:21:04.083,0:21:07.773 24 hours later I'm in Sacramento chained to a radiator 0:21:07.773,0:21:09.267 and she's trying to cut out my kidney. 0:21:13.677,0:21:15.168 Good talking to you, Pete. 0:21:15.168,0:21:17.461 Anytime. I'm here for you, man. 0:21:19.188,0:21:20.559 Wanna trash his car? 0:21:20.559,0:21:21.216 No. 0:21:21.216,0:21:22.455 Push him off a cliff? 0:21:22.455,0:21:23.173 Jane! 0:21:23.173,0:21:24.739 C'mon! What do you want to do? 0:21:24.739,0:21:28.568 I don't know. I really don't know. 0:21:29.106,0:21:31.246 I guess you'll have to do it your way. Just be patient 0:21:31.292,0:21:33.432 and let the universe tell you what to do. 0:21:38.142,0:21:40.224 Oh my God. I think it just did. 0:21:40.239,0:21:44.670 Greg, Greg, Greg! 0:21:44.696,0:21:49.405 I can be Greg. Or Paul. Bill. 0:22:12.078,0:22:13.438 What took you so long? 0:22:15.378,0:22:16.486 Shut up! 0:22:16.517,0:22:17.937 No, you shut up!