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Chewy: You stood on my foot!

Backalley: Oh no, I didn't.

Suarez: Oh yes, you did!

Backalley: Oh no, I...
Suarez: (yells and starts biting)

Backalley: Ouch! Ouch, Suarez! OUCHHHHHHHHHHH! (Sobs)

Backalley: Suarez bit me. And that really hurt. And it's still hurting.

Commentator: Oh, Ghanarrhea must score!

Suarez: (slow-motion groan)

Commentator: Oh my!

(Groans from crowd)
Suarez: (groans in fabricated pain)

Suarez: The ball hit me. And that really hurt. And it's still hurting.

Suarez: (laughs)

Whatevra: Sacrebleu.

Whatevra: Sacrebleu, Suarez!

Whatevra: SACREBLEU!!!!!!

Whatevra: Suarez abused me. And that really hurt. And it's still hurting. (Sobs uncontrollably)

Suarez: Hello to you. Hello to you. Er, I 
don't think so to you. (Blows raspberry)

Whatevra: Sacrebleu!

Whatevra: Suarez dissed me. And that really hurt. And it's still hurting. (Sobs uncontrollably)

Commentator: Suarez shoots! Back off the keeper! Oh my!

(Crowd cheer)
Commentator 2: UN - BE - LIEVABLE!

Wellard: Yeh, I've spoken to Suarez and he said the ball just him. 
And it really hurt. And it's still hurting. It was unintentional.

Wellard: (laughs under his breath)

Ivanitch: Nar, nar, na, nar, nar. You can't catch me.

Suarez: Oh, really.

Ivanitch: Ouch. Ouch, Suarez. Ouch! (Laughs)

Ivanitch: Suarez bit me, bloody bit me. And it really 
hurts. And it's still hurting. But I won't cry...

Ivanitch: ...because I'm a cybernetic organism sent from the future to protect him.

Narrator: Brendan the Elephant Seal has just received a 
voicemail from his star striker, Chewy Suarez.

Suarez: (machine beeps) Hey, Boss. Arsenal bid for me! I want to leave.

Brendan the Elephant Seal: And that really hurt. 
Okay. And it's still hurting. Okay.

But we'll assess the situation and move on.

I knew it.