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Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.50,0:00:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,442oons
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.50,0:00:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chewy: You stood on my foot!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.00,0:00:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Backalley: Oh no, I didn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.00,0:00:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suarez: Oh yes, you did!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.00,0:00:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Backalley: Oh no, I...\NSuarez: (yells and starts biting)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.00,0:00:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Backalley: Ouch! Ouch, Suarez! OUCHHHHHHHHHHH! (Sobs)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.00,0:00:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Backalley: Suarez bit me. And that really hurt. And it's still hurting.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.00,0:00:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Commentator: Oh, Ghanarrhea must score!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.00,0:00:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suarez: (slow-motion groan)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.00,0:00:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Commentator: Oh my!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.00,0:01:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Groans from crowd)\NSuarez: (groans in fabricated pain)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.00,0:01:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suarez: The ball hit me. And that really hurt. And it's still hurting.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.00,0:01:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suarez: (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.00,0:01:24.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatevra: Sacrebleu.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.50,0:01:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatevra: Sacrebleu, Suarez!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.00,0:01:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatevra: SACREBLEU!!!!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.50,0:01:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatevra: Suarez abused me. And that really hurt. And it's still hurting. (Sobs uncontrollably)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.00,0:01:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suarez: Hello to you. Hello to you. Er, I \Ndon't think so to you. (Blows raspberry)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.00,0:02:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatevra: Sacrebleu!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.00,0:02:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatevra: Suarez dissed me. And that really hurt. And it's still hurting. (Sobs uncontrollably)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.00,0:02:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Commentator: Suarez shoots! Back off the keeper! Oh my!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.00,0:02:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Crowd cheer)\NCommentator 2: UN - BE - LIEVABLE!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.00,0:02:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wellard: Yeh, I've spoken to Suarez and he said the ball just him. \NAnd it really hurt. And it's still hurting. It was unintentional.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.00,0:02:41.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wellard: (laughs under his breath)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.00,0:02:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ivanitch: Nar, nar, na, nar, nar. You can't catch me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.00,0:02:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suarez: Oh, really.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.00,0:02:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ivanitch: Ouch. Ouch, Suarez. Ouch! (Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.00,0:03:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ivanitch: Suarez bit me, bloody bit me. And it really \Nhurts. And it's still hurting. But I won't cry...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.00,0:03:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ivanitch: ...because I'm a cybernetic organism sent from the future to protect him.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.40,0:03:27.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Narrator: Brendan the Elephant Seal has just received a \Nvoicemail from his star striker, Chewy Suarez.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.00,0:03:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suarez: (machine beeps) Hey, Boss. Arsenal bid for me! I want to leave.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.00,0:03:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brendan the Elephant Seal: And that really hurt. \NOkay. And it's still hurting. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.00,0:03:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we'll assess the situation and move on.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.00,0:03:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew it.