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Chewy: You stood on my foot!

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Backalley: Oh no, I didn't.

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Suarez: Oh yes, you did!

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Backalley: Oh no, I...
Suarez: (yells and starts biting)

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Backalley: Ouch! Ouch, Suarez! OUCHHHHHHHHHHH! (Sobs)

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Backalley: Suarez bit me. And that really hurt. And it's still hurting.

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Commentator: Oh, Ghanarrhea must score!

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Suarez: (slow-motion groan)

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Commentator: Oh my!

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(Groans from crowd)
Suarez: (groans in fabricated pain)

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Suarez: The ball hit me. And that really hurt. And it's still hurting.

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Suarez: (laughs)

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Whatevra: Sacrebleu.

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Whatevra: Sacrebleu, Suarez!

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Whatevra: SACREBLEU!!!!!!

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Whatevra: Suarez abused me. And that really hurt. And it's still hurting. (Sobs uncontrollably)

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Suarez: Hello to you. Hello to you. Er, I 
don't think so to you. (Blows raspberry)

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Whatevra: Sacrebleu!

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Whatevra: Suarez dissed me. And that really hurt. And it's still hurting. (Sobs uncontrollably)

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Commentator: Suarez shoots! Back off the keeper! Oh my!

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(Crowd cheer)
Commentator 2: UN - BE - LIEVABLE!

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Wellard: Yeh, I've spoken to Suarez and he said the ball just him. 
And it really hurt. And it's still hurting. It was unintentional.

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Wellard: (laughs under his breath)

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Ivanitch: Nar, nar, na, nar, nar. You can't catch me.

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Suarez: Oh, really.

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Ivanitch: Ouch. Ouch, Suarez. Ouch! (Laughs)

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Ivanitch: Suarez bit me, bloody bit me. And it really 
hurts. And it's still hurting. But I won't cry...

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Ivanitch: ...because I'm a cybernetic organism sent from the future to protect him.

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Narrator: Brendan the Elephant Seal has just received a 
voicemail from his star striker, Chewy Suarez.

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Suarez: (machine beeps) Hey, Boss. Arsenal bid for me! I want to leave.

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Brendan the Elephant Seal: And that really hurt. 
Okay. And it's still hurting. Okay.

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But we'll assess the situation and move on.

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I knew it.