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Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.03,0:00:10.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so now...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.90,0:00:15.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna start discussing\Nmen's brains, women's brains
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.85,0:00:17.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and how they're very different\Nfrom each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.76,0:00:20.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, I wanna start with men's brains.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.43,0:00:23.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. Now men's brains are very unique.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.35,0:00:25.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Men's brains are made up of little boxes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.73,0:00:28.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we have a box for everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.08,0:00:32.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've got a box for the car,\Nwe got a box for the money,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.13,0:00:34.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we got a box for the job,\Nwe got a box for you,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.89,0:00:37.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we got a box for the kids,\Nwe got a box for your mother
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.39,0:00:38.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,somewhere in the basement.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.36,0:00:43.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We got boxes everywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.97,0:00:47.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the rule is: the boxes don't touch.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.41,0:01:04.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When a man discusses a particular subject
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.63,0:01:07.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we go to that particular box,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.04,0:01:12.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we pull that box out,\Nwe open the box,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.03,0:01:18.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we discuss only what is in that box,\Nall right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.85,0:01:30.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then we close the box and put it away
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.63,0:01:35.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,being very, very careful\Nnot to touch any other boxes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.68,0:02:03.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, my Catholic upbringing got\Nin there for a minute. But, I'm....
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.34,0:02:11.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not a Catholic but I went to\NCatholic school when I was little.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.42,0:02:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had a nun who taught on hell like she was born and raised there.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.40,0:02:16.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I'll never forget it, but uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.86,0:02:20.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It did me good, actually.\NIt was a good thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.64,0:02:27.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now women's brains are\Nvery, very different from men's brains.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.79,0:02:30.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Women's brains are made\Nof a big ball of wire.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.96,0:02:37.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And everything is connected to EVERYTHING.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.72,0:02:41.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bzzz.... the money is connected to the car
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.18,0:02:42.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the car is connected to your job
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.57,0:02:44.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and your kids are connected to your mother
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.33,0:02:49.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and everything is connected to everything... It's like bzzzzz
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.72,0:02:58.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like the Internet superhighway. OK?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.56,0:03:03.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's all driven by energy\Nthat we call 'emotion'.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.29,0:03:07.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's this bzzzzzzzzz
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.42,0:03:12.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's one of the reasons why women\Ntend to remember everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.48,0:03:20.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because... if you take an event\Nand you connect it to an emotion
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.55,0:03:23.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it burns in your memory\Nand you can remember it forever.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.89,0:03:26.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The same thing happens for men,\Nit just doesn't happen very often
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.38,0:03:29.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because quite frankly, we don't care.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.43,0:03:39.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Women tend to care about EVERTHING...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.21,0:03:50.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And she just loves it, bzzzzzzzz ha ha ha ha
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.52,0:03:58.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, men we have a box in our brain
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.76,0:04:00.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that most women are not aware of.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.69,0:04:04.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This particular box has nothing in it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.54,0:04:16.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's true.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.70,0:04:24.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In fact, we call it the Nothing Box.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.16,0:04:30.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And of all the boxes a man has in his brain,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.31,0:04:34.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Nothing Box is our favourite box.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.38,0:04:43.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If a man has a chance he'll go\Nto his Nothing Box every time.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.95,0:04:47.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's why a man can do something seemingly
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.21,0:04:49.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,completely braindead for hours on end.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.99,0:04:52.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, like fishing...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.39,0:05:14.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we love it, that's why a guy can sit in front
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.46,0:05:15.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the TV and go...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.21,0:05:37.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,haaa, it glows haaa...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.71,0:05:39.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course, this drives our wives nuts
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.88,0:05:43.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because they'll come up and say 'STOP IT!'
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.08,0:05:46.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You can't possibly be watching ANYTHING!"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.37,0:05:56.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I'm not!"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.89,0:06:07.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Go away!"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.54,0:06:17.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, they've actually measured this.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.33,0:06:18.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The University of Pennsilvania a couple of years ago
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.79,0:06:21.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did a study and discovered that men have the ability
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.74,0:06:26.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to think about absolutely nothing and still breathe.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.38,0:06:30.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, they connected all the wires and stuff like that
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.50,0:06:35.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,watched the brain activity, then [all of a sudden] Hee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.26,0:06:37.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I think he's dead!"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.68,0:06:39.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Huh? "
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.64,0:06:45.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Women can't do it, they can't do it,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.14,0:06:50.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,their minds never stop 'zee zeecke teeee'
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.91,0:06:54.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they don't understand the Nothing Box!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.10,0:06:56.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it drives them crazy, because
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.74,0:06:59.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nothing drives a woman more crazy,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.36,0:07:01.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and makes her feel more irritated
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.39,0:07:05.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than to witness a man doing NOTHING!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.96,0:07:20.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, one of the biggest revelations I get out of women
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.04,0:07:22.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is this whole Nothing Box issue. They's "Aah aah,"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.56,0:07:25.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"everything's starting to make sense!"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.70,0:07:28.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I've had women say: "Oh, this nothing..."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.07,0:07:32.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I go in this nothing... ?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.64,0:07:35.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, one of the biggest revelations\NI get out of women
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.18,0:07:36.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is this whole Nothing Box issue.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.88,0:07:37.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They's "Aah aah,"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.81,0:07:42.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"everything's starting to make sense!"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.20,0:07:45.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I've had women say: "Oh, this nothing..."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.14,0:07:48.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I go in this nothing box with him?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.36,0:07:54.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NO!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.65,0:07:57.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why not? Because then it's SOMETHING!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.71,0:08:01.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Besides, you walk in there and go:
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.86,0:08:09.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You know, this place could really use some pictures."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.92,0:08:13.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"A nice little table over here, some flowers..."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.42,0:08:17.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NO! Nothing! Get out! We don't want nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.13,0:08:28.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, this handles the way men and women handle stress
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.25,0:08:32.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK? When a man is stressed out, all he wants to do is
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.41,0:08:34.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,run to his Nothing Box
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.06,0:08:36.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is how we unwind
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.75,0:08:38.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The last thing we wanna do when we're stressed out is
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.60,0:08:39.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,talk about it
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.67,0:08:43.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't want to talk about it, we just wanna...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.69,0:08:50.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause this drives her nuts, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.59,0:08:52.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A woman will see a man in this vegetative state,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.53,0:08:54.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she'll come up ang go
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.14,0:09:01.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What you thinking about?"
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.98,0:09:28.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Nothing."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.88,0:09:32.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You gotta be thinking about something!"
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.41,0:09:36.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Nah, I was thinkin' about nothing..."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.12,0:09:40.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Like, I was on a roll\Nuntil you showed up."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.49,0:09:43.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go away!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.76,0:09:45.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right? 'Cause that's how\Nhe handles stress.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.88,0:09:46.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He just...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.68,0:09:53.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, when a woman is stressed out
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.15,0:09:56.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she has to talk about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.94,0:10:02.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If she doesn't talk about it,\Nher brain will literally explode.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.51,0:10:07.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, she has to start just...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.59,0:10:11.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know, I might have do this...\N...never though about this...\N...my brother...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.40,0:10:18.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I know men who run from\Ntheir wives when they do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.27,0:10:21.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then I do say:\N"Why do you run from her?"
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.01,0:10:24.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he says:\N"Cause I don't know what to tell her."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.89,0:10:28.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I said "Dear God, man,\Nwho told you to tell her anything."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.27,0:10:31.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She doesn't want you to tell her anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.29,0:10:33.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, there's lot of guys,\Nthey feel obligated
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.22,0:10:36.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you start explaining all your stress
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.48,0:10:38.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they feel obligated to fix it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.10,0:10:40.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right? Cause that's what a man does.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.04,0:10:44.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A man ONLY tells his troubles\Nto another man
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.86,0:10:47.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in hopes that the man will help fix it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.52,0:10:49.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay? But she's not a man.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.91,0:10:54.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if you try to fix her,\Nshe gonna kill you.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.61,0:10:59.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She doesn't want your advice.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.49,0:11:00.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She doesn't want your help.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.82,0:11:02.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She wants you to SHUT UP and LISTEN!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.01,0:11:07.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, a couple of ladies:\N"That's right! You tell him!"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.01,0:11:09.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Tell him to shut up."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.15,0:11:17.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.91,0:11:22.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I had one guy tells me:\N"If she'd just tell me how she FEELS!"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.10,0:11:23.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I says: "She doesn't know yet."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.24,0:11:25.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He says: "What do you mean?"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.02,0:11:26.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I say: "That's how she figures out\Nhow she feels about it."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.65,0:11:30.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Connecting this wire to that wire.\NThis wire is all -bzzzz-"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.46,0:11:38.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, because they love each other\Nthey offer to each other THEIR answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.73,0:11:40.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THEIR solution.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.76,0:11:44.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A man senses his wife is stressed out.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.76,0:11:51.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He loves the girl. He offers to the girl\Nhis BEST and FINEST solution.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.25,0:11:54.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Well just quit talking about it."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.39,0:12:05.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Just... just quit thinking about it."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.32,0:12:15.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's when she starts\Nreaching for the knives.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.63,0:12:17.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And start screaming:\N"I'm gonna stab you if you keep it up!"
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.68,0:12:22.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, now, a woman, she senses \Nher husband's all stressed out.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.44,0:12:29.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She loves him. Therefore she offers to him\Nher BEST and FINEST solution!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.97,0:12:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Talk to me!"
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.48,0:12:42.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why won't you talk to meeee?"
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.48,0:12:46.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"eeeeeeeeeee"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.57,0:13:08.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Go away."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.61,0:13:11.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He doesn't want to talk to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.57,0:13:13.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leave him alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.47,0:13:16.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He will not die.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.34,0:13:19.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's not a woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.69,0:13:25.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I know you've gotta talk it through,\Nyou've gotta be twisted inside."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.75,0:13:27.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's not like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.52,0:13:29.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leave the boy alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.72,0:13:33.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You tell he's stressed out,\Njust let him to go his nothing box.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.34,0:13:34.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just stay away.